well?

>>8895727
Beautiful

>>8895727
Why are there no lava turtles or ICE elephants?

>>8895727
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/flat/

>>8895744
'Cause Pratchett died too soon.

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>>8895727
They would become a spherical sun made of jet fuel

>>8895727
Heat required to turn ice to steam: ~3000 J/g
Heat of lava: ~1000 C
Specific heat capacity of lava: 0.84 J/g

You end up with solidified lava and boiling water. Then if they are actually the size of the sun, entirely disregard the above calculations, fusion starts happening and it becomes a star like normal, but later on in its lifetime.

>>8895826
>Heat required to turn ice to steam: ~3000 J/g
>Heat of lava: ~1000 C
>Specific heat capacity of lava: 0.84 J/g

yes but those are spherical calculations, I'm talking about a flat-sun scenario

>>8895843
Same answers but the numbers are flat.

>>8895865
Hearty audible kej

It would create a 0-degree normal flat sun.

>>8895727
Its simple, the system becomes a giant rock.

What weighs more? 1 kilogram of fire or 1 kilogram of ice?

>flat sun made of lava
>not simply saying "the sun"

>>8895727
tits, that pic makes me think of tits

>>8897019
haha boobies XDD

>>8895727
That is the fourth best thing I have ever seen.

>>8895763

This. Fuck Alzheimer's.

>>8897011
Perhaps because the actual sun isn't made of lava

>>8895763
shut the fuck up

>ice sun
>not The Moon

>>8896999
Are you able to quantify fire?

>>8895865
KEK

Lava flat sun would win.
Ice is not as cold as lava is hot. Put your hand on a sheet of ice and you can keep it there for a while before it starts to hurt. You can't even get close to a sheet of lava without getting seriously burnt. There's just no way the ice can win.

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Here, temperatures for better approximation

>>8899210
they would combine to create an Earth flat sun at 0 degrees Celsius

>>8899210
Flat sun of ice would boil the flat sun of lava. Inverted boltzman distributions are fucking weird.

>>8895942
a zero degree sun flat between two rock tits

>>8898874
Sour cream isn't ice