Is there a way I can find out what various body fluids taste

>>8893554
pure lymph tastes pretty sour imo

Have you considered becoming a cannibal, OP?

>>8893554
Welcome to your first schizophrenic episode OP, you're right about bang on first presentation age.

>>8893554
one of my professors claims that you can tell by the physical arrangement of molecules how something is likely to taste
I believe one of those chemistry videos by Nottingham on their periodic videos channel claims something similar
not good sources but maybe it'll help you find the general direction of the answer

>>8894290
Nope. You can make a rough guess based on similarity to other molecules but that's the best we can do.

>>8894290
>>8894298
just give it a licc

>that kid who tasted the sheep brain in High School
We are all brainlets compared to him

>>8896004
I licked a frog butt in high school

Am I /ourguy/?

>>8893554
Become a paramedic. Wait for someone with a head injury. You have to check their ears for CSF by touching it with your fingers. Just have a quick taste when no other healthcare workers see you tasting it. It's okay if the victim sees it, they'll just be assumed to be in shock.

>>8896218
Only if it wasn't a dare.

You could tell how it would feel to bath in them by testing the rheoligical properties, but i doubt that this has been ever done for those oddly specific body fluids

How come, instead of using catheders, we just stick needles into the ureter and collect it in a bag