SCIENCE OF DOMESTICITY

>>8893411
Literally wanted to ask the same question

>>8893411
You should do a rinse with clean water. A refill will still have residual detergent, but much less than the wash water.

>>8893411

HOW TO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASS?!

I use paper towels and then rinse my anus neighborhood with a shower tube with unscrewed head, but guess what THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF SHIT THAT FINDS IT'S WAY ON MY FUCKING UNDERPANTS AND THEN IT'S LIKE THAT'S IT.

What the fuck is the solution? TAKING A SHOWER AFTER EACH SHITTING PROCEDURE IS NOT FUCKING ACCEPTED. Give me something practical.

There are no wet wipes in my country. Not for wiping ass anyway, just small things for hands, but they are extremely inconvenient.

>>8893774
Related question: how do you wash your ass in the shower? I honestly just soap up my hands and dig in but I feel like most people don't do that and would be grossed out of I told them that.

>>8893774
>>8893803
Detachable showerhead

>can normalize quantum wave functions
>shits his pants and doesn't know how to stop

>>8893814
Running water alone won't clean as well as a soaped up hand tho

>>8893774
I saw this little bidet attached to the ceramic right beneath where you sit, aimed at your anus in a muslim country. You turn it on and it washes your anus pretty good, then you swipe with a paper to get rid of leftovers and dry yourself. Really efficient and works wonders.

>>8893774
Sounds like you either need to use actual toilet paper and not paper towels, or you have an intestinal problem from your diet or some kind of illness like irritable bowel syndrome. If you have a doctor, go see him or her about anal incontinence. But try using a decent brand of toilet paper first

>>8893774
Get a bidet. It's a water gun in your toilet that shoots a high pressure stream into your anus to give it a good cleanse. I think this quote really puts things into perspective: "You wouldn't wash a shaggy carpet filled with peanut butter by rubbing it with a paper towel." No, you would use a hose. The same goes for your ass.

>>8893814
I just fucking told you: IT DOESN'T WORK FFS. Unless you mean rubbing your anus with a detachable showerhead in which case you are a shithead.

>>8893860
Well we don't have those. Furthermore, I don't think some little toy like that can even compete with shower hose. And even shower hose is not fucking enough. So make your conclusions brother.

>>8893870
It's not the fucking issue. Towels are fucking great. But not good enough.

IT'S NOT FUCKING INCONTINENCE MORON my ass just rubs against the fabric of my underpants (just like with every normal person) and shit travels from the surface of my fucking ass to the surface of underpants and then gets partially absorbed is the issue.

>>8893886
> high pressure stream into your anus
Sorry I'm not gay. Give me something to work with here.

> "You wouldn't wash a shaggy carpet filled with peanut butter by rubbing it with a paper towel."
I agree, but again: WATER STREAM IS NOT ENOUGH. It has to be some wet material. Or just something completely unconventional.

>>8894248
>Well we don't have those. Furthermore, I don't think some little toy like that can even compete with shower hose. And even shower hose is not fucking enough. So make your conclusions brother

Don't know man, they worked for me. Been trying to find a brand in Europe for one of those, Turks seem to have a business around that I may get one of the fixed soon.

>>8893774

THIS

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>>8893411
This fucking board.

Bring back math captchas.

>>8893774
Alcohol wipes

>>8895046

Are you retarded or trolling? They will dry your anus to the point where shit would have more trouble exiting it, than Chinese emigrants.

>>8895076
I use them every time I shit. Its the best feeling. They are only like 5% alcohol, but they do a great job.

>>8895080
Is that like those small wipes for hands? Cause they are inconvenient as fuck. And if they are large I'm pretty sure we don't have those.

>>8895080
give me a pic for example

>>8893803
Set the showerhead to concentrate the spray, rinse, soap up, rinse again.

>>8897448
I don't have such a rich fucking shower, it's just on or off. But with the ULTIMATE FOCUS (no showerHEAD) it's still not good enough. Also soap is an archaism of the past.

>>8893774
probably you should stop inserting dragon dildos and other large objects into your anus so it doesnt spray shit everywhere like a lawn sprinkler

>>8897467
It's not about that you fucking moron faggot.

Furthermore, nobody could honestly claim to know what dragon dick looks like and what consistency does it posses.

>>8897467
>you should stop inserting dragon dildos
no!