I realize a board full of nerd virgins might be the wrong place

Stress, homosexuality, anxiety, etc

You're having bad feels or insecurity with your partner?

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>>8875577
it's always the faggots with erectile dysfunction like OP that women like.
Really rubs my neurons together

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Have you tried reading smutty shit or erping? Just having a plethora of really hot fetishes and scenes that you can remember vividly will suffice for getting hard when needed.

>>8875580

I do have stress and anxiety, not sure how to relax tho.

>>8875598
I tried that once and it worked, I'll work on it. Then there's always Viagra, though I've never taken it before.

>>8875577
Do you fap? How often? Porn/no porn?

>>8875614
Try to have a few drinks to take the edge off until you're more comfortable. Or weed or whatever works for you.

>>8875577
>I don't exercise

There's your problem. I used to have "Erectile Dysfunction" too, but then I realized I was a actually just a lazy piece of shit, I hit the road did 12 miles a day for about a month and I was getting fucking erections WHILE I walked because I was also doing nofap and noporn alongside the additional exercise, so I was insanely horny and could only think about pussy, war, and physics the whole time I was walking.

Aeorobic for stamina, heavy lifting for anxiety and mood. You just can't be in a bad mood after bench pressing 2xBW. It just doesn't happen.

>>8875598
>>8875635

Terrible advice. Don't watch more porn, don't drink alcohol to fix it. Watching porn and drinking is fine, but those aren't the solutions to your problem.

My vote goes to porn maybe it's bullshit but I feel like I'd have that problem if I had sex again.

>>8875577
>Insults people
>Then asks for help

Kek, it's made better since I think I know what's wrong with you and how to fix you. But I'm not going to tell you.

>>8875577
Can you tell us about sex? I mean... to the extent that you get near it.

>>8875642
>Thinking about physics while horny

Nice meme

>>8875665
Nobody except the actual virgins here would be bothered. Get off 4chan if you don't want someone exposing your wizard status.

>>8875642
I get erection while I walk too. Awkward bumping into people. Especially short people.

So this whole thread is literally "muh dik"?

>>8875618
>>8875642

I watch porn and fap, and I do feel like a lazy piece of shit. I'm definitely going to start exercising.

>>8875577

I wish I had ED. My penis is on all the time and it's started to affect my productivity.

>>8875704
I fap daily and still have sex with my gf, don't worry about it. Sometimes I feel not-so-horny when the moment comes, but it's usually when I have something on my mind like work or existential crises. I stand by my earlier advise, have a couple drinks/tokes and you'll mellow out.

>>8875704

Remember to DO THE MOST when you lift heavy weights. Do not lift "kinda heavy" weights. Do either LISS or HIIT for best results. i.e. you're either walking or sprinting, stretching or doing 98% of your max deadlift. if you can't afford to go to gym, get a pull up bar and do pushups. once you can do more than 5, add weight to keep the resistance up. same with pushups, but just put more weight on your shoulders and focus on good form.

just remember

the larger the muscle groups exercised and greater the resistance -> the more testosterone you get -> more arousal

also eat more fat and protein. avoid sugar and simple carbs and carbs in general. eat tons of fucking protein.

>>8875758
If everyone had to do this to get their dick to work the world population would plummet.

Stop eating animal products or any foods that contain cholesterol. The cholesterol clogs the arteries in your dick, which stops the blood flow and from that results limp dick.

>>8875577

You are gay. OP is always gay.

>>8875577
>I don't exercise,
>>>/fit/

>>8875577
Some medication can be blamed for ED. Are you on finasteride or antidepressants or something else?

>being so beta (or a closet faggot most likely) that you can't keep your dick hard while actively engaging with females
>calls others nerd virgins

lmao @ your life limpdick