Chemistry

>>8875091
Lick it.

>>8875091
figure a cheap and effective way of increasing it's energy storage capacity.
if you can figure this out, you'll be set for life. rechargeable battery technology hasn't improved in 30 years.

>>8875091
Consume the contents

>>8875091
Drop it in the bathtub to absorb it's power

>>88875091
Shove it up your ass for science i guess.

>>8875091
stab it

/b Wtf you doing here?

Tert-butyl it and put in super soaker flushed with argon

>>8875487
And what will happen? :D

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>>8875101
>he thinks rechargeable battery technology hasnt improved in 30 years

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>>8875487
Kek

meth ?

>>8875091
If you got the Lithium metal:
1) Burn a [small] piece. Do it outside and in a totally non-flammable place because you won't be able to simply put it out.
2Li + ½O2 -> Li2O
2) Throw a [small] piece into water, obtaining hydrogen and lithium hydroxide. Fire/explosion cautions apply.
Li + H2O -> LiOH + ½H2
3) Throw the residues from burning (lithium oxide) into water for more lithium hydroxide.
4) Treat the aqueous hydroxide with enough acid (like vinegar) and crystallize a lithium salt.
5) Use any lithium compound to dye flames red.

>>8875101
https://news.utexas.edu/2017/02/28/goodenough-introduces-new-battery-technology

There's still a lot of improvement for li-ion

The next step is solid electrolytes for metal-air batteries

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>>8875507
>Tert-butyl
https://youtu.be/7aJitlPFWOs

>>8875926
https://youtu.be/wxQIUN_N_IE

Don't understand anything going on in this thread. Stupid question: is it possible to self teach yourself chemistry?