can you tell me cool shit about black holes

>>8874179
dey black cuz no light can leave

W O W

>>8874181
>niggers even steal light
God dammit /pol/ was right

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>>8874179
Around black holes, never relax.

>>8874179

Feels more like a ring, more friction, less velvety.

>>8874179
If you insert your pee pee into it, it becomes spaghetti

>>8874179
once you pass the event horizon spacetime is so warped and twisted that every path points inward. So even if you could travel faster than light you would just be pushing yourself towards the singularity even quicker, instead of out of the black hole.

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black holes are what happens when you divide by zero

>>8874179
http://xaonon.dyndns.org/hawking/

>>8874179
You can get herpes if you stick your willy in one.

>>8874179
If you fell in you'd see the universe end behind you

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>>8874179
At the center of every black hole is the secret to artificial intelligence.

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>http://vixra.org/abs/1505.0131

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the Universe is inside a Black Hole, thats why space is black.

*chuckles*

Atoms.

t. Neil

>>8874179
They are the cause of linear time

>>8875049
That makes sense actually. Like drains at the bottom of a lake.