>Lets assume a massless rope of infinite length in a vacuum

>>8843350
physicists and mathemeticians are literally retarded, anon, they don't know any better

>>8843350
you're dick is a massless rope of no length lmao

>>8843354
>Automatically assumes Suicide
Nah man, it's an infinite swing. Hold on and travel infinity on a never ending, ideal rope.

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>Let's assume that we have a rope spun by the finest craftsmen in China. The material is unknown to us due to trade secrets, but we have measured the tensile strength of several lengths of this rope and determined its tensile strength to be in the range of 100 megapascals to 3,000 megapascals. Also, the air is very humid, which is causing the rope to behave differently than when we tested its tensile strength in a vacuum. The mass and length of this rope are also unknown.

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>assume a massless piston
>assume a flat frictionless surface
>assume massless wheels of null radius
>assume an isolated system
>assume the flame is a closed system

>>8843350
>Lets assume something retarded and pointless

>>8844498
That describes all science ever

>Roll three dice, if they sum to less than 10, assume the axiom of choice

Can you use it to hang infinite mathematicians?

>>8844565
no but you can hang one infinitely massive physicist

>>8843350
>Assume a massless rope of infinite length.
>Assume a Universe without limiting borders but finite, ie curved on itself in space time to form a closed system
>Do not assume a vacuum, since you have a massless universe full of rope.

>>8843350
Is the rope robotic, in any way?