As in, without the rest of the body. Just a pair of huge, nicely shaped tits attached to some sort of metal box with all the necessary life support stuff inside to keep the breasts alive.
Maybe you plug it into the wall but it has its own batteries so you can move it around easily. You have to pour in something like soylent once a week to provide the necessary nutrients, but it sources air from its surroundings.
Is this feasible? I don't really want a relationship, but I love titties. If I could just buy a set of actual living tits to play with/fuck, I wouldn't need to bother with all of the expense and complexity associated with enticing the body they are normally attached to.
wat
>>8826317
Get help man
>>8826340
Like this
Captain we reached full autism capacity we need to abort immediately. But how commander? We have to do it post natal there is no other logical solution.
>>8826345
I'm trying, that's what I came here for.
>>8826346
nice
>>8826317
Maybe you could get one of those boob mousepads for now.
>>8826406
I want the boobs to be real. Imagine using one as a pillow. Another as a mousepad even. Maybe one just as a cup holder in the car.
>>8826346
what if your computer had boobs
>>8826452
I would marry it
This is very Deleuzian.
>>8826346
>titties3000.png
>>8826317
This is it. This is what I've been missing from my life. A pair of big titties without all the drama attached. Nice
>>8826894
How so?