>study number theory >still can't get a girl's number

>>8815043
>study calculus
>still can't integrate with a woman's curves

>>8815043
Proof that psychology cant be reduced to numbers to be useful.

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>>8815043
>study aerospace engineering
>still don't know how the hell planes fly

>>8815043
>study quantum mechanics
>still can't turn myself into a wave

>study physics to understand nature
>spend all my life in front a computer eating bad food and basically never seeing the outside world

>study people having sex on the internet all day
>never have sex

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>study group theory
>forever alone

>study computing science
>to intelligent too follow thread's format

>>8815043
>study complex analysis
>still can't into females

>>8815043
>study probability theory
>can't increase my chances with women

>>8815043
>study fluid mechanics
>can't make girls squirt orgasm juice out of their naughty bits

>women

>>8815043
>study chemistry
>still have to buy meth from the local dealer

>>8815043
>study neuroscience
>still depressed

>>8815043
>Be dentist
>can't fix my own teeth

Not that I ever had the need to but I find it funny.

>study set theory
>very unsettled

>>8815043
>study genetic engineering
>still don't know how to make catgirls real

>study complex analysis
>still a simpleton

>>8815224
godspeed anon

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>study topology
>almost never play with tops

:(

>study algebra
>literally no mention of algae

I'm starting to think this isn't the field for me

>study quantum mechanics
>will never get to solve the three body problem in my bedroom

>>8815247
>will never be able to solve two body problem in my bedroom

>>8815242
you mean
>study algebra
>still can't take off a girl's bra

>study black holes
>...

>>8815249
>regularily solve single mass classical newtonian problems in my bedroom and find no joy in them like I used to when Iearned how

>>8815250
that's a stretch anon

>>8815240
>Study topkekology
>everything I expected

>study qft
>no qt

>>8815043
>study biology
>still can't understand why his urethra burns when I pee
>opts to ignore it and hopes his immune system takes care of it

>study medicine
>still heartbroken

>study qed
>can't prove anything

>>8815043
>study pure math
>400k starting

>study engineering
>still can't drive the trains

>study engineering
>can't even get a qt bf

>>8815300
Did you not get a train? What sort of shitty program are you in

>>8815097
this hits home

>study computer science
>no computer
>no science

>study arts
>cannot draw

>study field theory
>in a room

>>8815344
What the fuck are you even doing here,go back to /ic/ and argue over tracings there.

>>8815043

> tfwEE with no QTDUT 2 probe

>study ring theory
>lost everything in the divorce

>study IUTeich
>in all of the universes I don't have a gf

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>>8815401
>study IUTeich
>haven't found the universe where my waifu is madly in love with me
Well, shit.

>>8815043
>study covalent bonds
>still can't bond with people

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>>8815224
Just if America stopped spending trillions in stupid desert wars...

>study learning theory
>what???

>study relativity
>have no relatives

>study category theory
>room is disorganized

>>8815221
Best one

>>8815361
topkek

>study naive lie theory
>still don't understand women

>study local fields
>not a farmer

>>8815298
Prove it.

>study chaos theory
>still can't bifurcate a girl's legs

>>8815247
>>8815249
>tfw I can't solve these analytically
>tfw I need to use computational methods

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>study knot theory

>>8815480
>study chaos theory
>still a poor attractor

>>8815497
>study chaos theory
>still strange but not an attractor

>study mathematical finance
>still cant buy gf

>>8815043
Feel bad for you, OP

>study stochastic calculus
>my wiener measure is still too small

>study summation
>she rejects me

>>8815502
>study mathematical finance
>still can't get girls' call options

>>8815204
lol that's honestly pathetic. Meth is one of the easiest drugs to make. You need zero chemistry background.

>study Machine learning
>haven't learned anything since i got my phd

>study knot theory
>will never tie the knot

>>8815221
>>8815240
>>8815242
>>8815254
>>8815271
>>8815283
>>8815361
>>8815396
>>8815430
Good thread

>study arithmetic and geometric progressions
>cant progress to a better field

>study group theory
>still can't associate with women

>study knot theory
NOOOOOTTTTT!!!
fucking trolled

>study chemical engineering
>transport masses of dicks into my mouth

>study mechanical engineering
>choose the appropriate anal lubricant to minimize friction

>study magnetic order
>still can't align myself with others

>study mathematics
that's the joke

>study classical electrodynamics
>will never give a woman the shocker

>study real analysis
>it exists

was pleased

>study density functional theory for chemistry
>still too dense to tell if a girl likes me

>study M-theory
>will never know what M is

>>8815567
>study comparative world literature
>french with girls and then do greek

>study massless bosons
>still fat

>>8815557
literally laughed out loud.

proper good pun, mate

>study game theory
>doesn't involve playing video games all day

I feel scammed

>>8815514
DMT is much easier to make desu

>study asymmetric synthesis
>women still won't let me do it in the back

>study postmodern literary criticism
>still can't deconstruct how relationships work

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>>8815575
According to the physicist Edward Witten, The "M" in M-theory should stand for either
>“magic”, “mystery”, “membrane”, "matrix", "master", "mother", "modern" or "monster".

>>8815608
>study M-theory
>will never shoot string on a real woman

>study continuum mechanics
>continue to be a friendless loser

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>study real analysis
>our eyes aren't even real

>>8815624
*our I's aren't even real

>>8815608
But which one is it

>>8815137
;_;

>study topology
>still can't connect with anyone

>study topology
>now i finally understand why no one will ever be able to repair the holes in my heart

>study quantum chromodynamics
>still have massive blue balls

>study algebra
>still invariant under group actions

>Study quantum mechanics.
>Still can't change a tire.

>study math
>get a wedgie from the football team

>Study economics.
>Still can't participate in economy.

>study lie algebras
>they actually are algebras, no lie

>study random matrices
>spend all day wishing I was in the matrix and not this cold dead reality

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>>8815426
If anyone's going to pull it off it'll be China. Americans are too much of a bunch of Liberal cucks that bend over the second a SJW starts crying.
America can't control it's degenerate people who refuse to function accordingly within it's society. Hell! they can't even break up a basketball player riots.
They need to take some pointers from China
>pic related

>>8815744
get out

>>8815511
>can't straddle a girl
>can't spread a girl's legs
>will never be the bull
>will never put a kinky girl in a collar or a strangle

>>8815224
My Hero

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>Study 4chan
>Still don't know how to upvote a post

>>8815527
Autism

>study quantity theory of money
>still dont have any quantity of money

>study proof theory
>still can't prove my own internal consistency

>study Principal Ideal Domains
>still voted for Trump

>study Computer Science
>still can`t turn on a girl

>study complex analysis
>it's pretty straightforward and even easier than real analysis

>study pointless topology

>>8815344
Gtfo

>>8815744
lmao

>>8815962
Boys make better girls anyways anon

>>8816694
9/10

>>8815501
best one

>>8815635
It's a superposition of all of them

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>>8815090
Is your particle really small

>>8816963
It's not the size of the particle that matters, it's how you use the momentum.

>>8815676
kek

>>8815395
> still qt DUT 4 probe VNA
:'(

>>8815048
You're either a freshman, a brainlet, or both.

>study general relativity
>can't relate to anyone

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>>8817110
>study special relativity
>can only relate to tards

>>8815043
>study metric spaces
>realize that your brain is compact in Ru.

>>8815043
>study number theory
>prove the gf counting function is 0 everywhere

>>8815043
>study prime numbers
>never truly reach my prime

>>8815043
>study field theory
>fields medal won by a ring theorist

>>8815043
>study even numbers in arbitrary ideals
>I literally can't even

> studied fruit flies
> still not super fly

>study the dark arts
>no amount of demon magic will ever get me a gril

>study trigonometry and unit circles
>still can't find a qt3.14

>>8816966
my sides.

>>8816963
Not even Planck could measure it.

>studies functions
>doesn't know how to function

>try complex anal
>learn residue theorem the hard way

> learn game theory
> no game

>go to non-commutative algebra lectures
>have to commute there

>try to make a group where i am always #1
>the group is trivial

>study group theory
>still haven't had a threesome

>simple group of acquaintances
>not friends with any because no proper subgroups other than {1}

>>8818320
But you've always been a fruit

>>8818959
>simple group
>no proper subgroups
No NORMAL subgroups.

A non-abelian group can have plenty of proper subgroups and still be simple.

>>8815396
fucking kek

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>>8815744

>study computer science
>it's neither about computers nor a science

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>>8815744
>I can know you can read my thoughts boy
>meow meow meow meow meow

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>>8817107
>but I'm a grad student

>>8816963
my sides are in orbit

>study engineering
>don't learn where to find and how to properly suck massive cock

>study physics
>can't get physical with anyone

>study functional analysis
>still can't function in society

>study paleontology
>still can't get boned

>>8819611
>study measure theory
>my wiener has measure zero.

>>8815247
>study QFT
>no creation operators for my Fock space

>>8815514
You still have to buy the precursors which are heavily regulated or illegal.

>>8815180
>Study linguistics
>Still don't know how 2 deal with homophones

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>>8815250
A GOLDEN MEME IS BORN

>>8815298
underrated

>>8815048
the winds be pushing the wings up and the body be aerodynamic to be smooth for wind ok

>study graph theory
>still can't get a perfect matching

>>8815097
Why this is so true
> muh heart

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>>8819665
>>8819636
holy shit

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>>8815097
LMAO

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>>8815221

Just out of curiosity, where do you study set theory? How did you get into the field?

>study model theory
>no models in sight

>study dynamics
>not a very dynamic person

>study Galois Theory
>haven't won a single duel

>>8820615
I doubt that even half the posters ITT have actually studied the subject that they're punning on.

>study propositional logic
>still can't get any propositions from girls

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>>8815048
They have a giant cable that reaches into the sky that lifts it off the ground.

>>8819036
then wtf is it?

>>8820634
neither did Galois

>>8820666
>study theology
>still haven't met an angel.
until today of course ;^)

>>8815185
>Study complex anal
>Study techniques of making a male's second derivative positive
>Become engineer

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>>8818880
Gross desu

this is how i know you faggots aren't even actually talking to girls! you add on snapchat, you don't care about the number!

stop posting on 4chan, it's brainwashing you into thinking it's 'cool' and socially acceptable to be weird and afraid to talk to girls

-your helpful friend

>study cryogenics
>can't shed tears

>Study philosophy
>still know nothing

>study biology
>born a biological failure

>study rocks
>hate being outside

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>>8815043
> study recursion
> still can't study recursion

>study history
>still don't believe in the holohoax

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>>8815137
>when you realize you're the null set

>>8820796

> learn haskell
> no girl wants my monads

>>8817107
you are either a brainlet, not a student, or both

>study deep learning
>only achieve a shallow understanding

>>8820744
my favorite

>study markov chains
>stilll don't know how has she reached this conclusion

>>8815185
it should have been
>>study complex analysis
>>All girls I know are still imaginary

>>8815043
>study measure theory
>my circle of friends has measure 0

>and I just realized that I measured my friends with the counting measure
>JUST

>study model theory
>still ugly

>>8815043
>study physics
>3 years in
>they still haven't tought me anything about how to be a physician

>study string theory
>suck at playing the guitar

>study algebraic topology
>can't read maps

>>8815518
Subtle, but 10/10

>>8815240
The "almost" really got me

>>8815401
I'm fucking dead

>study computational complexity
>only perform simple arithmetic

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>study computer science
>still no AI waifu

>>8820849
>study ag
>no stacks

Is a circle with a radius of 0 a point or a circle?
What's its circumference?

>>8822687
>Is a circle with a radius of 0 a point or a circle?
Both.
>What's its circumference?
0

>>8821789
Yes

>>8822718
>Both.
Please elaborate.

>>8822687

>be circle of radius 0
>other polygons bully me as I try to explain that I'm still a circle
>they say there's no point
>question my existence

>>8822838
kek

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>>8816737

>>8822803
>Please elaborate.

Definition of circle:
Given a way to measure distances between points, and an origin point P then a circle around P of radius r is the set of all points X such that the distance from X to P is exactly r.

I give you a point P and tell you to give me the circle of radius 0. What points does that circle contan? Well, by the definition of metric we have that the distance from P to P is 0, so P itself is in the circle. And no other point is in the circle.

>study interuniversal teichmuller theory
>in this universe

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>studying numerical analysis
>complaining about not being able to get a girls
>not just proving that a girls numbers exists and being satisfied with that.

Do you guys really try this hard to be complete faggots?

>learn memetics personally from prof dawkins
>produce only the worst memes

>study cs
>it's not about computers, and calling it science is a far cry

>want to become a psychiatrist
>have strong anxiety myself

guess i will become a gp

>>8815043
>study knot theory
>still can't bind my shoes

>>8822876
Numbers don't exist.

>study logic
>still posts on /sci/

>>8815294
underrated

>>8823092
/sci/ doesn't exist outside of my comments. Prove me wrong.

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>>8823092
>Not believing numbers are rwal physical objects that do exist.

Just leave the board now senpai.

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>study something about space
>forget it immediately
>feel stoopid and go eat tendies
Living the dream.

>study medicine
>still sick

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>>8815043
>study electrical engineering
>still can't connect with grill

>study GR in japan
>all naked singularities are censored

>study the blade
>cant run

>>8815193
orgasm juice? really?

>>8815426
dessert*

>>8824212
lul

>>8815048
I always thought it was Jew magic

>>8824115
Maybe you should try a gas grill, rather than an electric one.

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>Be robot engineer
>have gf.

>>8815048
>don't study aerospace engineering
>do know how plane's fly

> study Ricci Flow
> lose savings in stock market

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>>8820700
Who knows, man

>>8815518
noice

>>8820700
>>8825811
Spells to control the computer fae

>study infinite negative sets
>positively surprised

>study random signals and noise
>still don't fucking understand my wife

>>8815594
Define "make". Do you mean synthesize from scratch or extract from grass on the side of the highway?

>>8815048
Two words.
>vortex
>shedding

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>study knot theory
>stuck in a class full of disappointed furfags

>>8826972
i'm disappointed in myself that i get the joke

>study discrete algebra
>Lecturer is loud

>>8815333
I love this one

>>8827011
I don't get it.

>>8827041
>discrete

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>>8827043

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>>8820113
>>8820689
>>8824979
>>8825445
>>8826937

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>study knot theory
>get bred

>study IC topology
>blind

>study fuzzy ball theorem and the Banach Tarski Paradox
>still can't grow a pair

>>8815043
>study squeeze theorum
>still don't have a main squeeze

> study functional analysis
> operator, could you help me place this call

>study real analysis
>my waifu will never be real

> study machine learning
> no support

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>Study machine learning
>no machines
>no learning
>just statistics

>>8827335
>study machine learning
>can't boost my self-confidence

> study networking
> no one wants to peer

>>8818320
FULLY FUCKING EQUIPPED AREA 51 DEADLY DANGEROUS FRUIT FLY

>study structural geology
>still can't see cleavage

>study pedology
>police confiscate my hard drive

>>8827045
discrete vs. discreet

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>>8827413
Oh, now I get it.

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>>8815294
Holy fuck

>phd in women's studies
>still can't get a gf

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>>8828296
not a human one anyway

>study 3d graphics
>only 2d gf

You weebs are plaguing this board. Go back to your cesspool. >>>/a/

>study population genetics
>will never reproduce

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>study physics
>want to kill myself everyday

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>>8815043
>Study length contraction
>Still a manlet

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>study chemistry
>still no idea how to form bonds

>study climate science
>still not hot

>published a paper on Arabidopsis
>girls think I'm a fruit

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>do knockout screens
>girl says she hates wrestling

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>Actually studying something this retarded

You know it's a meme right?

>>8815137
10/10

>>8829223
>expecting /sci/ to know what Arabidopsis is

How about this:
>published a paper on tomatoes
>girls think I'm a fruit

>study operating systems
>only time I talk to a girl is during a syscall

>>8815301
same

>>8827045
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/discreet

>>8815294
probably the only good one in the thread

>>8815518
someone explain this one

>>8829377
This doesn't make any sense

>>8815409
cute
whats this

>>8817107
Sophomore

>>8815489
Fuck I shouldn't have given up my boy scouts seeing that

>>8815043

>Study real analysis

>Could never convince a girl to do real anal

>>8815744
>China is more likely to genetically engineer catgirls
>because it's able to control all its 'degenerates'
But then who will buy all the catgirls?

>>8820796
kek

>learn a proof by induction

>assume I have learnt n induction proofs
>learn another proof by induction

>I have learnt all induction proofs

>>8832154
> learn proof by induction

> my horses are still different colors

>>8830896
He calls his sister.

>>8832154
>The set of all proofs by induction is countable

Wew lad that sounds to me like something you'd have to prove first.

>>8832243

The set of all induction proofs ever written by humans is definitely countable

>>8832243
The language of mathematics consists of a set of finite-length strings over a finite alphabet of symbols (once we parse things like [math]x_y[/math] as x_y), and the set of strings corresponding to induction proofs is a proper subset of that, so to prove that it is countable it suffices to prove that the set of all finite-length strings over a finite alphabet is countable. This follows, for example, by equipping the latter set with the shortlex ordering, which is a well-ordering that is order-isomorphic to [math]\omega[/math], since the shortlex order is unbounded (for every string we can find a string succeeding it) and yet contains no limit ordinals (there is no string preceded by an infinite number of strings). So the set is countable.

>>8832243
>>8832154

Let [math]\lambda>0 \in\mathbb{R}[/math]. You can prove by induction that [math]\exists N\in\mathbb{N}[/math] such that [math]\lambda^n>n^\lambda[/math]. Since [math]\mathbb{R}[/math] is a countable set and you can prove it for all [math]\lambda[/math], then there are an uncountable amount of induction proofs

>>8832406
* for all [math]n>N[/math]

>>8832406
and for [math]\lambda>1[/math] kek

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>>8815043
>study molecular orbital theory
>still can't bond with a woman

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>study topology
>cant get a women's top off.

>study game theory
>it's nothing like the youtube videos

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>>8815514
There's a difference between knowing the ingredients and knowing the theory. It's the difference between cooking and chemistry, between changing brakes and designing brakes, or between stargazing and astrophysics. Any asshat can pick it up, but you won't figure out why these things are happening unless you pick up a book.

Not that you'd want to figure out why unless you actually want to help to come up with something new. You'll never have an original thought about the subject in question unless you also know its background, and people without original thoughts are just stuck wherever they land.

>>8815043

> tfw no complex gf to analize

>study physics
>have never gotten physical

>>8832747
Yeah, but if you're working as a mechanic and can't change breaks you're a shitty mechanic.

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>study epistemology
>u kant know nuffin

>>8833030
The point is that you don't need to specialize in order to follow the instructions in the book, but you do if you're going to be the one writing the book. If you can't follow the instructions, you're going to be shitty at it anyway.

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>>8815555

>>8832406
have you written them all down?

>>8832406
the reals are uncountable u dumb fucking nigger

>>8833668
i obviously meant an uncountable set, brainlet, otherwise the conclusion would not make sense

>>8832406
[math]
> \mathbb{R}
[/math]
>countable

>>8833675
gj correcting urself bud, real good save

>>8815518
please explain