>tfw you will never have a degree from Stanford

>>8812961
>americans actually believe that their universities are better than Oxbridge

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who needs that when you have a degree from oulu

>>8812974
hahahahaha! Oxbridge, as good as they are, are in most respects inferior to top American universties.

>>8812981
>be legacy kid
>get accepted regardless of academic merit
american """""""""universities"""""""""

>>8812990
Who cares about undergraduate program? The value of a university should always be determined with respect to graduate programs and the quality of the research done by professors at that university.

>>8812981
Please.

Oxford science is a joke at undergraduate level. You go to Cambridge for maths/pure sciences. Imperial for engineering/pure sciences and Oxford for >arts

>>8812961
It doesn't really matter in the end unless you want to be faculty at Stanford or similar level institution.

>tfw you will never study in a first world country

>>8813029
fuck off m8 europe is full

>>8813021
>t. durham student

>>8812961
I'm gonna be a billionaire. I coudn't care less about that.

>>8813085
Me too.

>>8813014
This

Maybe I'm just a brainlet African American, but I don't know how learning Lagrange Multipliers at Stanford at the undergraduate level is any different than learning about them at Rutgers at the undergraduate level.

Thank god

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>acting on hundreds-billion dollar intelligence
>most advanced training
>classified weapons even top countries don't have yet
>presidents 911
>70%-80% entry level attrition rate
>missions result in next-day world headlines
>mfw never be a navy seal

>>8813294
>basic training culmination
>5 days
>literally runnning more than an ironman, on sand
>literally freezing all night
>such lack of sleep scientifically calculated so that you don't actually die
>hallucinating the whole time
>steroids won't even help

>>8812961
Type #blacklivesmatter over and over again for a full page. That worked for one guy.

>>8813509
He also went to a high school that has an endowment of 43 million dollar

>>8813552
So? That's not as interesting, and it still doesn't mean he was qualified

Just focus of having your papers published by top tier journals instead, it's far more important than where you graduate. Stop simulating success and try being successful instead.

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>>8812961
>mfw I have 2 from Cal instead

>>8813509
what are you referring to?

>>8813700
it's more indiciative that he is than the school that you went to...

>>8814042
The guy it worked for dumbass