"I'm an electrical engineer." >"An electrician?"

>>8789046
>I was never a math person

>>8789046
"I'm a physicist"
>"Oh like Sheldor lol"

Every. Single. Time.

>>8789057
At least those mother fuckers don't call you Bazinga.

JUST END IT
END IT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is fucking hilarious

>>8789062
Are you for fucking real, man? kek

>>8789062
Sheldon, C3P0, rainman
I don't even care anymore

>>8789062
Damn bro, that's rough.

>You're a meteorologist?
>Is it going to rain today?
>Must be nice to be wrong all the time and keep your job
>I watched the movie Twister once

>>8789147
Also
>What channel are you on? When will you be on TV?

>>8789046
>Computer Science
>can you fix my computer lol

>>8789046
literally never heard any of that and i'm in contact with many blue collar workers and tradesmen. try not surrounding yourself with utter retards.

"I'm a Pharmacist"
>You get paid to count pills all day?

>chemical engineer

"whats that?"

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>>8789046
"I'm a astrophysicist"
>"you use telescope and count the stars?"

>>8789217
>"farmer"

The shoulders of civilization. Doing god's work Anon

>heh thanks

Yeah, you're really cool. And you have nice biceps too

>come on now eh he

yeah, you're really lean and muscular... Would you mind If I.. touched myself while looking at you?

>w-wh...at?

You know you want it, you little bitch. Come on now show me that boipucci

>YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

"I'm a petroleum engineer"
>Get in my pants

>>8789222
A kardadashian level retard once asked me if all we do is count to really big numbers when I told her I was a mathematics undergrad. I answered yes.

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"I am an Industrial Engineer"
>Industrial "Engineer"

>Systems engineer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh my god I'm so sorry HAHAHAHAHAHAH

"I'm an electrical engineer"
>"So you like sucking cock with the lights on?"

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"I'm a Civil Engineer."
>Oh, okay...bye.

;_;

>Physics major
>Never interact with people outside of my course so I don't have anything to post to these threads
>Post anyway

I haven't even talked to most of my family since starting uni kek.

>>8789284
So you're not slaying pussy on Friday night's? The fuck?

>>8789222
well that one is kinda true.

>>8789288
I do occasinally go on cat-murdering sprees if that's what you're asking.

>>8789214
but this is true desu

>>8789046
>I'm a neuroscientist
OH EM GEE YOU MUST HAVE AN ACTIVE LEFT HEMISPHERE, IM AN ARTIST BECAUSE IM A RIGHT HEMISPHERE PERSON

>My last experiment looked at x peptide in metabolism
WOW SO I CAN JUST TAKE THAT DRUG AND EAT WHATEVER I WANT AND NOT GET FAT?

"I'm a materials engineer"
>What kind of engineer?

>I'm a math major
>I'll have a Mcdouble and a large fries, to go

ever time

>>8789331
30k starting?

>environmental engineer
"like a landscaper?"

>>8789331
>delusional engineer thinks he's going to earn alot of money, despite the fact he won't while math people learn deeper subjects

pathetic

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>>8789046
"I'm a pharmacologist."
>"Oh cool, my cousin's a pharmacist!"

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>Software engineer

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"I'm a virologist"
>"Can you tell me what cold I have?"

>>8789205
This EVERY time.
>can you tune up my PC so it goes real fast?
>I have these ads that pop up...
>can't get my printer to work...
>can't connect to my wifi...
>can you build me a gaming PC?

>>8789046
>he tells people his title, and not what he actually fucking does

fucking pseud

>i am liberal arts.
>so you started collecting garbage after high school.

>>8789863
Not answering
>sure thing buddy
>you pay the parts
>I will charge 20€ per hour
>when will we start

>>8789053
I get this response 9/10 times

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"I'm a paleontologist"
>"like Indiana Jones?"
>"you study like mummies and ancient civilizations"?

>>8789046
>yeah so im going for my phd in chemistry
"phd?"
>yeah its a doctoral degree
"ooooh you're gonna be a doctor? hey my knee's been hurting real bad can you..."

>>8789238
that was funny

"I'm a topologist"
>you make donuts all day?

>>8789982
kek

>>8789235
fuck i'm stealing this for my phd cover story

>>8789971
well? do you?
because if not you're like 60% less cool

>I'm a financial mathematician
oh wow anon can you guess my credit score/??
>i can guess how i'm gonna price the derivatives on the economy around your sex tapes in 10 years you slut fuck off

>>8789998
>nah i mostly make cups of coffee

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>>8789147

I literally got asked that

T. A physicist

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>>8789241
UNDERATED

In the span of a week I literally got asked the same question twice.

"What's your major"?
CS
"Oh so do you know how to
Hack stuff?"

And again same question and their reply was
"Can you hack apple products"?

Fuck this major.

>>8789147
>Have friend who was a spotter for NWS
>Shows me all his programs he uses
>"Opinions on the movie Twister?"
>"Haven't seen it but if I did I'd probably spend the entire movie saying that these parts are not real/accurate"

"I'm a software developer / engineer"
>"Oh...so can you make another facebook?"

>Speaking with brainlets
You will never achieve proper wizard status.

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"I'm a programmer"
>so, you can hack into stuff? XD

>>8790051
>>"Oh so do you know how to Hack stuff?"
>yes
>>8790061
>>"Oh...so can you make another facebook?"
>yes

was that so hard?

"I'm a systems engineer"
>can you help me with my outlook?

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"Im a biologist"
>Whats this bug anon?
>What should i eat to speed my metabolism?
>Hey anon, my cat has X symptoms, whats wrong with him?

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>>8789046
"I'm a medical student."
>"can you take a look at this zit on my back?"

>>8790076
Well, what was wrong with it?

>>8790079
More like
>"Wow, like Dr. House?"

>>8789235
When you think about it, the IQ difference between a math PhD and a person like that is at least 4 SD. It's like the difference between a normie and a vegetable level retard. It's quite plausible that there are at least a dozen peoole alive with literally twice as high IQ. It's mind blowing.

And then you realise there are countries with <85 average IQ. There isn't a point to this post, but I just find this fucking fascinating.

>>8790084
Im a molecular biologist.

"I'm an archaeologist"
Oh, you mean you study dinosaurs?

>>8790088
You haven't answered the question. Is the cat fine?

"I'm an oncologist"
>what do you think about this big boil on my ass?

>>8790086
there exist people on the top end with IQ triple that of people on the low end

>>8790095
Yes, tasted great.

>>8789046
the electrician thing is too true

even when i hear "electrical engineer" i immediately think of electrician

>>8790086

>when you realise that by definition, half of the population has a sub-100 IQ

>>8790103
the more you think about it, the more you realize what a blessing it is
people like us wouldn't plow the fields, wouldn't clean the sewers, wouldn't tar roofs, wouldn't collect garbage
society wouldn't be able to function without a huge number of tards

>>8789289
kys fgt

>>8789998
kek

>>8790051
So. You literally can't hack anything?

>>8790103
Knowing this doesn't make me feel much like a genetic failure with my 112 IQ brainletism.

>>8789284
That's just sad anon.

"Right now I'm studying algebra."
>"Oh really? I took that in middle school."

>>8789507
Whats so funny huh? You wanna go??

>>8790074
>Oh so can you like make video games?
Yeah
>Woah dude totally awesome, why don't you work for Ubisoft?

Im a robotics major
>can you make 2b for you?
>for you? Step off shes my robosqueeze.

And we proceed to fight

>>8789057
>>8789062
>>8789097
I get this shit JUST because of my Asperger's and I apparently come across as the "smart guy", when I tell them I study mathematics, physics; chemistry and computer science, it only serves to further reinforce their assertion that I'm:
>Real life Sheldon.
Why? Why are we a meme?

>>8790205
Oh and whats more, for my 21st my own MOTHER bought me a Bing Bang Theory trivia book, I've never watched the show in any meaningful way.
Why am I a meme to my own parents?

>>8789510
Just say:
>A viral one.
That's all we're told to say in med.

>>8790205
>>8790209
Do you wear tighty whities?

>>8790209
Just think of it this way: you've transcended humanity so far that the only way normies can hope to relate to you is to conpare you with the smartest person they know. Sheldon.

>>8790221
Nah, I go commando because of an injury.

>>8789046
I just say engineer now and let their imaginations run wild.

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>get a summer job
>boss asks me what I'm taking
>"medicine"
>calls me engineer the rest of the summer

T-thanks

"Graphics designer"
> Please can you design logo / website / brochure / posters / stickers / t-shirts for my business
> You're really good. It should take you 10 minutes max
> I can't pay you but I'll talk to others about you

>>8790061

> I've got this genius business idea that could replace Facebook / Twitter one day
> All I need is a good motivated programmer to make it happen.


> I have this idea for a car engine that runs on air
> All I need is a good motivated chemist

>>8789205
>dad phones me from halfway across the country
>"hi microsoft word isn't working... it's doing this weird thing"
>"what weird thing?"
>"I dont know the words keep skipping back and forth"
>"can't really help, sorry"
>"oh wow so much for computer science"
FUCK OFF DAD REEE

"I'm a Physicist"
>wow you must be very smart
>omg realy
>like sheldon cooper from the bing bong thory zimbabwe xD
>do you know string theory
>what is dark matter/dark energy
>like einstein?
>is bing bang real

"I'm a philosophy major"
>what is the meaning of life?

>>8789998
That's a lie mate, noone knows what a torus is but doesn't at least know the basics of topology.

>>8790239
Dumbass med student, get out of our secret club. You're embarrassing all of us.

>>8790293
Just remember who's gonna be doing your prostate exam.

>>8789223
Relatable

>>8790097
I feel like counting vegetable tier 60IQ people is cheating.

>>8790103
Y-yeah, amazing how there are people with brain power 4-5 SD above an average human. I mean we aren't that much higher than some animals, when you think of it that way, the only reason we are here is that as a collective we all have a vastly higher intelligence. Just imagine what a billion sized society of 180+ IQ people would look like. Regular human civilisation would be a literal lower tier species/culture. We'd be seen in a similar way the west looks at those backward isolated tribes in Amazon and Polynesia. Fucking amazing.

>>8789217
"I'm a chemical engineer."
>Oh wow, you must be pretty smart.
"Well thank you, I'm working on ..."
>Zzzzzzz

>>8790330
>I'm working on... plumbing.
Come at me, bruh. :^)

>>8789225
Said your male co-worker

>I'm a statistician
>...
Technically I'm a psychologist but going into how people are dumb robots and how I get them to buy more crap they don't need by manipulating their robot scripts doesn't go anywhere because all they want to do is get free counseling.

>>8790316
Even boosting the average IQ by one SD would give a massive improvement.

Just look at the correlation between national IQ and GDP or scientific papers contributed.

>>8790296
>picking gastrointestinal specialization
>not Dermatology
Nice

>>8789046
"I'm a computer scientist"
>"Oh, you suck dick at trucker stops"

>>8790358
How are those two even vaguely related

>>8790086
You're telling me mathematicians have an average IQ of 160? Do you even know what a 160 IQ means? Not even mensa must have an average this high.

>>8790362
Anon is insecure about his own choice of study so he has to make fun of others.

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>>8790362
>a degree that's useless before you graduate
>quick money

>>8790365
Here are the real numbers.

>>8790368
>Majors

Now post doctotal degrees.

>>8790368
What does it mean if I excel at mathematics but I am barely capable of passing computer-related courses?

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>>8790370
I can give you GRE scores.

>Verbal

>>8790367
Ah, I thought there must have been some greater connection between computer science and giving truckers blowjobs. Don't worry then.

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>>8790372
Everything all together.

>>8790377
>Tfw shit verbal
Is it possible to improve this?

>>8790331
I can't, though. I'm essentially a plumber who uses CAD.

>>8789235
Can't believe these people actually exists lol

>>8790384
The only trick I know is that for the section where you pick two words to fill a blank, both words must be synonyms.
>t. 170

>>8789971
Funnily enough, as an archaeology major you get the opposite.
>so, you like ... dig up dinosaur bones and stuff?

>>8790384
Read a shit ton of everything that isn't young adult genre fiction. Correlation isn't causation but every field with high verbal scores is one where you do a fuckton of reading and writing, with the ones where you examine and apply logic and study language itself being extreme outliers.

Read and learn a foreign language, maybe study some linguistics. Chomsky will improve your reading comprehension tenfold.

>>8789046
Kek, you don't know the half of it.
"I'm a computer scientist."
>"So you invent computers?"
>"So you build computers?"
>"So can you fix my iPhone's broken screen?"
And the worst of them all:
>"So you're a scientist for computers?"

"I study mathematics"
>I always hated maths
>Maths is easy, 1 + 1 = 2, see? Easy.
>Oh so you'll be a teacher?
>Wow you must really like numbers

>>8790384
Don't worry about improving that. I'm mainly verbal and it's just useful to saying big, beautiful words. Focus on being able to solve real life problems, i.e. quantitative and spatial reasoning.

>>8790368
This. Computer science is a pointless degree, you might as well teach yourself programming and build up a decent portfolio.

>>8790396
>>"So you're a scientist for computers?"
this is close enough; i'd take it

>>8790394
>Learn a foreign language
Weird thing is that I'm better at explaining things in English than my native language, but understanding is still better in my native lang.

>>8789046
>I'm a chemist
>lol can you make me meth?

>>8790400
to say*
Pretty ironic to say I have a good verbal reasoning and commit that kind of mistake. Guess I'm a brainlet after all.

>>8790385
That's pretty rough, anon.

I'm EE/EME and robotics.

>>8789274
>be civil engineer
>go to Swediland
"I'm a Civil engineer"
>your degree is inflated due to translations
>every company starts sucking your dick
>universities flock to get you into the PhD programme

>>8790200
What is a robotics major

>>8790400
Sadly humans are social creatures, often people will follow the person who is more confident or has better verbal iq than the person with the best arguments and ideas.

Unless you're okay with never moving up you're gonna need verbal iq to be able to exercise authority over others.

It's exactly this i want to improve.

>>8790401
>CS is programming meme
You better be pretending to be stupid.

>>8790410
I think it is because they apparently, historically, made the difference between military and civil engineer. Which is why their engineering programs are "civil engineer: field X".

Or at least so I have been told.

>>8790407
Verbal measures verbal reasoning and logic more than grammar. A decade on 4chan has made me write like a foreigner but I'm not going to use sporadic twice in every sentence just because I like how it sounds like my frycook friend.

>>8790411
A robot promoted to the rank of major, duh.

>>8790269
It's called "a joke", you dumbfuck.

>>8790415
Yeah, sure, you do 'math', what of it? Big whoops want to fight about it? The math you do is toddler steps, you're basically just programmers with inflated egos.

>>8790415
The meme is claiming it isn't programming

>>8790410
Same here. Civil engineering is an umbrella term. Which are usually the "most difficult engineering degrees"

CS, EE, ME and a few others are all get the title of civil engineer here.
Even the first year is completely identical.

>>8790401
CS isnt for learning programming. That's like saying physics is only to write numerical methods.

>>8790372
engineering / CS low verbal scores are almost certainly skewed by ESLs

>>8790384
read ethics and philosophy anthologies
the language there is very dense and nuanced. to understand it requires very careful analysis.
also they use a lot of uncommon words.

>>8790427
Why are you CS majors always so damn salty when you get bullied?

>>8790418
GiTS.png

>>8790427
It's for making flowcharts.

>>8790429
The further left on most of these charts you are, the higher the incidence of autism.

>>8790430
Because deep down they know they paid 40k for trade school

>>8790430
>Say stupid shit
>Get called out
>Hurr hurr u salty

>>8790439
>Your opinion versus reality.

>>8790438
Beautiful.

>>8790221
>not jock strap master race

>>8790438
At least I'll get a job after it ;^)

>>8790406
Oxycontin is where it's at anyway

>>8790464
Actually LSD, best priced.

>>8790458
>Systems admin for McDonalds.
Enjoy. ;)

>>8789046
>Im a biologist.
>MMMHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(gasp)MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>OPs pic related

>>8790475
I prefer DMT in psychedelics because short trip

>I'm an archeologist
>You sexist bigot. This is rape!

>>8790485
It is actually easier to make as well, fuck growing a field of rye, just for my trip.

I live in Germany and study computer science, it normally goes like this
>"what do you study?"
>computer science
>"oh you must be really good at math!"
>Oh sure haha...I'm good at math yes (passed calculus with a D)
>"by the way, I want to set up my car radio so I can plug in my phone and play the music saved on it. Can you help with that?"
>oh, uh, I don't have a car so I don't really know much about that haha...
>"oh"

>>8790475
>>8790485
He's talking about money making efficiency.

Assuming you can sell any amount of drug easily, the production costs of lsd versus its final "street" price makes it by far the most profitful recreational substance among the modern most common recreational drugs. On the other hand, that first axiom that you can sell any amount of drug easily along with the riddance of the condition that you have to make a common recreational drug would probably mean there is a research chemical that's not well known at all and hard to sell that would be even more profitful.

>>8790502
Ooooh, yeah, LSD is awesome in that regard

>>8790502
For instance, even a gram (roughly 10,000 doses) is a 'decent' amount of money.

>>8790501
>Buy some shitty compotents with decent sound card.
>Use solid state and store loads of data.
>Rig it up to run off car's lightning system.
>Connet to stero surrond and subwoofa.
Are you thick or what, Kraut-chan?

>>8790509
Eh, growing psicubes is a more significant investment of time, but takes zero effort and costs nothing. Not to mention it's easier to sell and you don't get fucked by wholesale prices like you do with blotter which may as well be free.

>>8790438
>40k a year for trade school
Let me tell you a trade school that's costs half a million. Medical school. Still think you got heavily jewed?

>>8790520
Don't sell in blotter? Sell to drug dealers in crystalised form, even if you charge them a high price, they'll make profit. Win win.

>>8790377
History of Science is once again the most patrician humanity

>I'm a chemist
>you gonna make some meth?

>>8789982
please tell me this only happened once? nobody's this retarded outside of five year old children

>>8790529
You're forgetting competition. If you had the monopoly over lsd in crystallized form then you could charge anything you like. This is 2k17, your competition is not local anymore, you're competing with the prices of huge labs selling wholesale on the darkweb.

>>8790541
Once again, meth isn't the best for money, LSD is. Meth isn't even good for trips.
>What is meth mouth?

>>8790529
There is no profit. 3 labs are already making the world's supply and they mostly do it for fun. Distribution is where all the money is.

>>8790549
The problem is that all of the boutique LSD vanished from the 70s-80s, if you could bring back a superior product, you'd be in the money, trust me.

>>8790545
That's what makes people saying only>>8790549
because of Breaking Bad even worse

>>8790558
And I say >>8790557 to >>8790549.

It lacks innovation, if you bring back that innovation, you'll make profit whilst becoming an urban legend.

>>8790557
It's already a superior product at rock bottom prices. It wholesales for cents. It's only when you distribute that you make the 10000% profit and no one wants that shit outside of music festivals.

>>8790545
That is wildly incorrect. LSD builds rapid tolerance and is non addictive. Meth is highly addictive and has a much higher demand. By accepting the axiom that you you can sell any amount of drug easily you're basically being way too theoritical about it, thus you can't apply that to the reality of drug markets. What makes something the "best for money" isn't as simple as the difference in production cost versus street price.

>>8790567
I suppose, the niché for it is too small nowadays, shame.

>>8790568
True, also making meth and sourcing the precursors for it is vastly easier.

It's just meth is such a 'dirty drug', while LSD have its finesse.

>>8790571
*has

>>8790103
>half of the population has a sub-100 IQ
Thats not true.

The average of (2, 2, 2, 6) is 3.
Therefore 3/4 of the elements of that list are lower than average.

>>8790571
Meth is made to be a "dirty drug" a lot more than other drugs though. Its nasty side effects are mostly due to your fiendification after becoming a hardcore addict. Having a healthy regime and schedule can make you a functional addict just like any other drug.

>>8790591
True, I wasn't talking about the compound itself, rather the social structure that often follows it.

you all have no idea

smart people:
"I'm a microbiologist"
>kek couldn't handle molecular amirite

dumb people:
"I'm a microbiologist"
>kek do you look at, like, ants?

how have 80% of the people i talk to never fucking heard of YEAST it's ridiculous

>>8790599
I think your mum's heard of yeast, yeast infection that is.

>>8790571
Like any drug, all the money is in the marketing. Call some dirt 'fire' and you can charge twice as much. Say that deadpool is way crazier than homer simpson and you can charge twice as much even though the dose is the same. It's all the same price, often cheaper, wholesale.

Throw in that the only market for it are people too retarded to use the deep web and it looks like a small niche. Everyone who wants it has it or knows someone who does. Psicubes are superior from a marketing perspective because the duration is shorter and you can sell more per transaction. There's added hassle due to the size in comparison to lsd, but you can sell at weed prices with none of the cost of manufacture, which is extremely profitable.

~t. social psychologist with a minor in marketing

>>8790584
IQ scores are normally distributed.

>>8790248
GFGFFFFUUUCK this fucking triggers me so fucking much

Doesn't help that they can get some pakis to do your job for 10£ per logo
Or get so starry eyed intern to do it for free. I am so thankful that I quit that industry. The only problem I have now is that when ever I see a sales rep I want to choke the fuckface

>>8790412
High verbal IQ means you are able to use pretty words and construct grammatically complex sentences. That will only make you sound more intelligent, but not necessarily more powerful. You might wanna improve your interpersonal skills. Good communication is not about wording or grammat, but about sound assertive yet not threatening and reading people's emotions and responding accordingly.
Believe me. Like I said, I'm a huge verbal savant, yet I can't really fit in socially like I wanted. I just end up sounding like an intellectual autist.

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>>8790604
Ah, if only I was born a few decades ago and could've cashed in on the LSD bandwagon.

>>8790584
A random sampling distribution of n=4 on a statistic distribution with an immensely(statistics-wise) bigger size does not have the same exact average! Holy crap, call the fucking dean of MIT, that's a major breakthrough, did you apply for a nobel yet?

I'm a geologist

>Oh so what you have a little rock collection?

>>8790618
Tbh, I would cut some of my IQ to add it into EQ, so that I can get along better with people. No point being so smart when you'll just suffer with no gf, no friends or even just having autistic friends and worst come to worst an autistic gf. I'm happy where I am in an average medical school with actual friends with actual hobbies, instead of basement dwellers telling me how they found something that travels faster than light.

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>>8789046
>"I'm an aerospace engineer"
So like rocket scientist?

>>8790632
>final is identifying a box of rocks

>>8790624
I'm not really sure what you are trying to get at here. This has nothing to do with the sampling size.
This anon >>8790604 is right though.

>>8790654
Nevermind that it's normally distributed, it isn't a sample. It's the POPULATION of people who have taken the IQ test.

>>8790635
You're right anon. I have a friend who is less intelligent than I am, yet because of his EQ he has achieved far more than I have, both academically and professionally.

>>8790661
So?

>What's your major?
"I'm a double major in computer science and mathematics with a focus on information and signal theory."
>So what can you do with that?
Like nigga it's fucking CS and math, I can do whatever the fuck either of those can do. Usually I just answer "cryptography," and then it's just
>Oh so you're going to work for the NSA?

>>8790036
>nah i mostly make cups of coffee
Donuts. Cups of coffee. Same thing, whatever.

>>8790478
>Enjoy. ;)
I think he will bc McDonalds has moneyenough and is investig it in systems that will partially replace employees.

>>8790674
It is the data, not a sample. There is zero sampling error and you can see the exact distribution regardless of normalcy.

>>8790704
I have still no clue what you are trying to get at here.
All I said originally was, that if you assign a bunch of people values (and these are not normally distributed) then it is not necessarily true that 50% of these people have a number below the average.
Where do you not agree?

>>8789205
I get that too.
I didn't study state automates, decidability, complexity, statistics and software engineering to help you with your stupid Microsoft words problems.

>>8790673

How can you say he's less intelligent than you when he's bested you in every facet of existence.

Sounds like a coping mechanism to me.

>>8790682
I think the joke was that topology majors can only get jobs at coffee shops.

>>8790778
>topology majors
my brain just skipped a beat

>>8790778
That was the joke for me, in any case

Serious question here. What you guys think of medicine and brain sci?

>>8791138
>>8790778
The joke is that to a topologist, a donut and a coffee mug are the same object

Informally this is because they are both smooth closed surfaces with the same number of holes (one)

>>8790367
I'm actually doing a phd in CS, it's just a sci maymay

>>8790368
This is interesting, why is the purest logical field, mathematics, composed of almost 50% females?

>>8792218
Because that stat is bullshit. It's more like 15%
http://www.ams.org/profession/data/annual-survey/2014Survey-Prelim-NewDoctorates.pdf

>>8789046
>talking to retards

"I study Computer Science"
>"You study Microsoft Word and Powerpoint?"

>>8789214
You're a drug dealer.

>>8789053
the idea that there are "math people" or that your brain must work a certain way for you to be able to do math is actually a dangerous folk belief that needs to be eliminated in the coming cultural revolution

>>8789214
what the hell does a pharmacist need to do anyway? you aren't prescribing shit. you're just giving people what the doctor told them to get

>>8789046
>>>/r9k/

>>8792663
Protecting your ass from retarded doctors who can't dose for shit

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>undergrad
>professor presents intentionally obtuse problem
>class is unable to solve
>professor shows solution in two easy steps
>"I guess you could say, I'm a MASTER at this?"
>professor smiles smugly, proud of themselves for besting undergrads taking introductory chemisty/physics/bio as a science G.E.

S T O P
T
O
P

>>8792762
Would never happen.

>>8789331
Damn this made me laugh out loud.

>What are you reading about?
Plasma physics.
>Oh, sweet! I just bought me a 50 in. screen the other day.

Inside, my soul sighs.

>>8790086
>ted kaczynski had a tested IQ of 167
>got in to harvard at age 16
>assistant math professor at age 25 with phd, resigned after two years because he hated normie brainlets

167. 67 point difference between uncle ted and your average normie. that is the same as a normie talking to somebody with 33 IQ, the equivalent of somebody who is so mentally retarded as to be unable to do basic functions, requiring 24/7 care to survive.

makes you think of folks like Pythagoras or newton, who created entire fields of mathematics without so much as a calculator. what kind of mind could have thought of the concept that the sum of squares of a right triangle would equal the square of the hypotenuse? he had to write it in sand outside, and then carve it into a fucking rock when he was satisfied with it

blows me away, how smart these men were. forever a brainlet, forever an intellectual dwarf

gas the normies, race war now, also fuck china and save the trees

"I'm a forestry major"
>does that mean you are a park ranger?
"no a park ranger is technically a police officer who is stationed in a national park or something similar, they have little to nothing to do with environmental management outside of enforcing laws and stopping trespassers."
>oh, my brother's wife's cousin is a park ranger and he loves his job

every fucking time

>>8792784
>Plasma physics.
analyze THIS plasma
*cums on you*

>>8790239
>boss calls you gay

>Are you an astronomer?
>When are you going to the moon?

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>>8789057
Pic related, big time.

>I'm a subsea engineer
>Why didn't you stop Macondo faster?

>>8789046
I learned electrical engineering and ended up liking doing electricians shit since the labs we ended up doing were either simulated or weak shit compared to working on the house and playing with tools.

>>8790079
>I'm a med student
>"Oh cool anon, can I tell you about my huge list of medical problems?"
>s-sure...

>I'm an animal scientist
>"what kind of dog food should I buy?"
orijen if you want to feed kibble, frozen raw if you don't. don't feed cats kibble as they do not have an innate thirst drive and the overwhelmingly vast majority of their health issues stem from systemic dehydration. even the shittiest can of friskies is better than the best kibble. but as far as cans go I like tiki cat and party animal.

"I'm a biochemistry PhD"
>don't go making meth for bikies
"I work with proteins"
>make something to get me big muscles

And the worst of all is
>so you're gonna cure cancer?
I wish I could make a more fatal cancer just to give it to those idiots

>>8790365
2 above and 2 below, or 3 above 1 belos. it's not 4 above, brainlet

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"I'm a Digital Systems Design Engineer."
>"W-What?"

>>8793178
>tfw no biochem husbando to manufacture dBol and test-e for me
>not even clen + tren
why live

also, how difficult would that be for a biochem graduate? if I did buddy up with one, would they be capable of manufacturing sterons that aren't just boiled spit with cum garnish?

>>8789046
"I'm a faggot"
>Oh, you're OP?

oh wait that one is actually accurate lmao fucking #roasted #rekt #savaged #btfo

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>>8789046
"I'm a philosophy maj-"
>YA I'LL GET A NUMBA 2 ND A LARGE COKE-

>>8793224
"YA I'LL GET A NUMBA 2 ND A L-"
>What could change the nature of a man?

>I'm doing forensic chemistry
>oh wow cool like CSI right?

No the forensics department was the only one who would give me funding

>>8793224
amusing post my friend

"i'm an aerospace engineer"

>So yo wanna go to the mun roight?!?

"Yes."

>>8789046
"philosophy major."
>"And what can you do with that?"
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>8793393
No seriously, what can you do with that.

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>lol ur majoring in eletrical engineering? My dad says youre glorifoed electricians

>>8789331
Kek

>>8792813
Underrated

>>8793393
Can I have a McDouble and an extra large coke?

>>8793407
Electricians say you're glorified retards because they have to fix your busted ass shit.

>>8793477
Most people doing the trade work say that about enginerds

>>8793152
>don't feed cats kibble as they do not have an innate thirst drive and the overwhelmingly vast majority of their health issues stem from systemic dehydration

this is bullshit

provide sources or GTFO

>>8793477
>Tfw you worked as an electrician with your dad while getting your degree

It wasn't such a bad experience, would certainly love to work as one if a was a brainlet.

I'd rather make fun of people flipping burgers or working a job they don't like than people who learned a trade.

>>8793215
Why are you posting hashtags? This isn't twitter haha

>>8790346
stupid comparison

>>8789046
"I'm a video game programmer."
>"So you get to play games all day long?"

>>8793511
Not BS, you can Google it yourself. Give em canned, damnit

>>8789510
Microbiologist
>Haha so I watched this really cool documentary on Netflix called Food Inc. You'll really like part of it.

>>8790435
>flowcharts
Just because VB pushes that model of programming doesn't mean it's right. Unless you mean flowcharts in the context of arrows, which you clearly don't.

>>8789046
>im a software engineer

so you browse reddit all day long?

actually yeah I do

thmahe

>botanist
haha growing that WEED bro? xD 420 blaze it

>"I am working on my political science thesis"
>Oh that's cool but you really want to hear my uninformed opinions in the form of a 20 minutes rambling about what's wrong with this country
You STEMlords have it soft

>>8790675
>>Oh so you're going to work for the NSA?
Thats a very lucrative choice though

https://www.indeed.com/jobs?as_and=Computer+Scientist&as_phr=&as_any=&as_not=&as_ttl=&as_cmp=National+Security+Agency&jt=all&st=&salary=&radius=25&l=Fort+Meade%2C+MD&fromage=any&limit=10&sort=&psf=advsrch

>>8789954
>20€ per hour
>not bullshitting how major the problem is to someone tech illiterate
>not charging at least twice that

>>8793224
Philosophy major is a common track to going into law school, they make more than most STEMcels.

"I work in a trade, I make 80k with no school debt."
>"Mmm Anon please violate my pussy daddy."

>>8793763
>"I am working on my political science thesis now hear my misinformed opinions in the form of an hour of rambling about what's wrong with this country."

Fixed that for you faggot.

>>8790086
*tips brain stem*
Well said, good Sir

>I'm a philosophy major
Yeah I'd like a big mac with fries
>actually you can't know that

>>8789225

More like "you're fired".
Enjoy your dying industry.

>/sci/ can't handle the banter

>>8790330
This

>>8789046
Who the fuck would misunderstand "physicist"?

>>8793863
enjoy laboring until you die

>>8794080
"le renewable energy will replace oil any day now!"
said the absolute brainlet

I'm sure we'll produce all of our chemicals from sunlight and plants soon too. L O L

>>8790330
Why are there so many hot Asian chicks in Chem E?

>>8789046
>"I'm a math major."
>23 times 48?

"I'm majoring in geometry"
>yeah I kinda liked that in high school

upside is they don't immediately assume all you do is multiply large numbers. downside is they think you work with a ruler and compute areas instead.

>>8794217

you are retarded.

>>8789982
cheesus fucking chroist m8

>>8790543
Yes only once, but that was when I realized there are literally retarded people on this planet

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>>8789046
>>"Do You want to to be a teacher?"

This has actually happened to me. Where does the idea even come from though? I honestly don't get it.

>>8794740
People don't think you use math in real life. That's how bad primary education in the US is.

>>8790543
a lot of people think the only person with a "Dr." title are medical doctors

"I'm African-American."
>"A nigger?"

>>8790051
Reminded me of this
>be CS tutor
>freshman girl comes in
>says she switched her major because math was too hard
>says shes struggling with CS now
>ask her what shes struggling with
>show her basic shit like how to assign values to variables and she literally does not understand it
>says "When do we learn how to hack things thats what I want to do"

>>8794765
because you really don't. I've been a Engineer for 10 years, I make 6 figures, and have never used calculus or linear algebra

>>8794796
There are other jobs besides mechanical engineering, friendo.

>>8794794
just tell her that CS is for making games and that they don't teach you how to hack because that's illegal

>>8789971
Are you implying dinosaurs are not an ancient civilization?

>>8790076
"I'm a biologist"
>Why, did you fail medecine?

>>8792660
The only people who say that are always good at math.

>just b urself dude

>>8795144
If people who weren't good at math said that then they would always be asked "so why arent you good at math? XD". It's a moot point.

>>8790420
it's not a good one though, the average person does not think of a torus when they hear topology

>>8789046
I'm an astronomer.
>Really?! I'm a Pisces. What can you tell me?

This is also for real:
>My husband ran away with our neighbor who did astrology. You're all scum!

>>8794242
Just give a fake number that sounds about right. It will work every time and they'll all be sucking your dick.

>>8795326
if you're too much of a brainlet to do 23*48 in your head under 5 seconds, you should just shred your degree

>>8795002
fucking racists drumpf supporters amirite

>>8795332
1104 took me longer than 5 seconds but still pretty fast

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>>8795326
>Whats 24 x 17?
>Uh, 2456
>Oh, yeah, let's ask mr calculator
I'm sure that'll work out

>>8793842
40€ is usually quite steep for the most. You can make the same amount taking double of the time and they still feel like winning

>>8795660
>not doing 24 * 10 + 24 * 7 = 24 * 10 + 24 * 5 + 24 * 2 = 24 * 10 + (24 * 10)/2 + 48 = 240 + 120 + 48 =308
baka desu

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>>8795678
I meant 408

>>8790394
how will reading chomsky improve my reading comprehension? and which books of his would you recommend?

>>8789062
THIS
This is how and why you go full Doctor Wiley E. Robot-nick Kek

>>8795891
>What are you studying in uni?
>Aeronautical Engineering
>Oh so you're inventing boats that fly?

I got this response once, I shit you not

>>8796661
To be fair, who the hell still calls it aeronautical engineering?

>>8796665
Does it go by other names?

>>8789205
This. computer engineer here, If you say computer in any part of your major you will have to fix someones computer guaranteed haha

>>8796670
aerospace at my school

it's like the dead/dying metallurgical engineer

>>8796694
Aerospace involves spacecraft though, I don't really deal with any of that

>>8792660
It's the same with /sci/ and their autism over IQ and genetics.

>>8789325
the best kind

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>>8794784

>>8789046
"I'm a biomedical engineer"
>Do you make prosthetic dicks?

>>8789205

IT fixes problems, CS creates them. That's my response.

"i'm an optics engineer"

>Do you make sunglasses?