What would happen if you jerked off in space

There would be jizz but it would float i guess

"Houston, we have a problem."

>>8774921
You would accelerate on the opposite direction of course

>>8774921
Low-impulse rocket demonstrated.

>>8774921
>in space

https://www.xvideos.com/video6587028/zero_gravity_cumshot

It would do this plus boil at the same time.

>>8774921
You could be more confident that no one would hear you.

>>8774921
I heard that you wouldn't be able to get an erection, but I feel like it wouldn't be impossible.

It would be extremely painful

the jizz would come out your nose

man that would look really funny

You would produce some thrust.

>>8774921
The crew will be angry with you. Wear a condom please.

Mission Control can see every webpage you visit btw.

>>8776062
no it wouldnt you'd cancel that out with your last fap

>>8776097
BRAINLET DETECTED GET HIM BOYS

>free-floating in space
>cum
>cum is shot out dick
>body slowly rotates from force applied from cumming, slowly approaching cum-cloud
>give self a space-facial every single time you jerk off

space is hell, boys

>>8776048
For you

What travels faster?
A cum shot or fart?

>>8776097
kek

>>8777004
Depends on how old you are.

Cm is more massive, though.

me cumming in space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpUVPvsIF5w

>>8777009
This movie was bananas.

Wasn't there a porno done in micro gravity?

I'd like to see what a zero-g cumshot looks like

"The Uranus Experiment Part II,"

>>8777092
see
>>8775465