I'm a brainlet. What now? http://test.mensa.no/#

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>>8752541
FEELS GOOD MAN

>>8752546
Shit.... what do you do?

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feels bad man
t. 21y/o virgin

>>8752558
what do you mean?

>>8752569
Job?

>>8752574
mopping floors

>>8752541
Do real IQ tests only have these 3x3 puzzles too?

>>8752578
I bet you're the best

>>8752574
>>8752578
student. studying Physics. Probably gonna be mopping floors anyway lol.

>>8752581
Nope. I took a real IQ test in 2016 and scored 128. It tested mainly verbal, non-verbal, memory, and abstract thought or something like that.

https://a.pomf.cat/ypwrtm.jpg
huh

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I am content with this I guess.

Although I have done these tests a few times to maybe I am just better at them now.

>>8752584
I'll probably go into the humanities.

>>8752592
You will be the guy who works under that other guy who does the mopping.

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Im black just so you know.

>>8752645
damn u must be a genius among other blacks.

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>>8752541
> I feel myself stupid. Why?

it says that I belong to the 99.9 percentile but for some reason I am not able to successfully upload the image

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T. Genius

>>8752725
>has friends
brainlet detected

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>>8752541
> was still little bit high
> was chating with friends at the same time
> had few minutes for the last ones..

>>8752727
>>8752727
Is cutting off all ties to people the final brainpill?

>>8752699
Dubs confirm. Anon is telling the truth, merely unlucky

>>8752981
And then going full hermit mode.

So you are not the only one.
Get married.
Have a lot of sex.
Don't care about IQ,
and die happy.
What's wrong with that?

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>Only 93rd percentile

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I got 122 two days ago on a different test

>what did they mean by this

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>>8753040
nevermind im 60 iq I forgot the pic

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hey that's pretty good

>mensa

lmao mensa is shit. I got 140 and I had to walk away for a couple minutes in the middle of it to get food out of the oven.

The other online test provided by some university (i think it started with an s) gives everyone a much lower score (~15 points less).

t. been in iq threads on fit, his, and pol

>>8752541
>93th percentile
>brainlet
God is /sci/ jaded.

>>8752546
what's the solution to the last one?

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>>8752584
And I'm about to drop out of that shit. Procrastination is the worst enemy of your future self...

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98.6 percentile. This test is a joke.

>>8753136
Different person, but reflect it about the x-axis, overlay the figures, and remove lines shared by both figures. It should be just a triangle with a dotted line.

>the average IQ of /sci/ is 130
Yeah, no. The test is bullshit.

I got 117. I just put in whatever after around 60% because I want to go to bed. Either that dragged me down, or pushed me up. I hope it's the first of the two.

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This test is just piece of shit, I think, guy with 130 cannot buy overpriced garbage like mac.

So what's an actual good IQ test?

not even gonna take this test its obviously a joke, everyone getting 120+

>>8753177
/sci/ does not sample the general population well

>>8753240
We're on a science board which will bias the results upward a bit. People with poor results are also less likely to post. Or, they took the test multiple times and posted to satisfy their egos. I think the standard tests are WAIS, Stanford-Binet, and Ravens' matrices.

>>8753229
Protip, if its not online, its probably okay.

>>8753252
I have no idea where I'd take an iq test irl

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>>look at the problems in coloms, take the symbols in in the first row and rotate them 180 degrees on their Z-axis. Now negate the rotated symbols in the first row with symbols in the second row. Your result should be the symbols in the third row.

>>8753244
>We're on a science board which will bias the results upward a bit.
20-30 points is not a bit.

>>8753136
Fucked up big time
THIS >>8753278
Was reply to your post

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>>8752541
>TFW your score is so high it cannot be asserted

>>8753177
>a board with a significant portion of posters being undergrads at uni is biased towards higher IQs

Not exactly groundbreaking. It's not as if we're sampling some bumfuck town in Alabama.

>>8753152
You're a joke for getting such a shit score, neck yourself pls for the good of humanity.

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Most of the anonymouses itt r geniuses. So I found picture of one:

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i guessed on literally half of them because i have to do something. I question legitimacy

>>8753316
>Implying you're just not severely mentally retarded

I got 138.
Then misclicked and tapped F5 instead of prt scrn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>8753433
No your retard!

>>8753336
>tfw am from Alabama
>tfw maxed out MENSA free test
Not sure what to do with this info

>>8752541
>random answer
>get 115
lol wut

>>8752578
How do you like them apples

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Mensa Norway has only been certified to do the 3x3 puzzles.

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I-I guess I am not a brainlet.

>>8752541
This test sucks. I answered randomly and got around 100, but there are six possible answers for each question so the concentration of good answers was approx. 1/6, yet I'm pretty sure the average person can do better than fail 5 questions out of 6. Verdict : bullshit

>>8752541

kek, answered randomly on all of them and got 110.

This test is absolute bullshit, but hey, without tests like these deluding retards into believing they have a high IQ, they would have probably committed suicide by now. Good for them.

>>8753947
>>8753958
>random answers leads you to the mean.
>assume automatically wrong.
you do know how these tests are scored, right?

>>8753947
There are options that are "less wrong" than others, dumbshit. They arent scored either 100% or 0%.

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Still feeling like a brainlet

>>8752992
You'll never achieve enlightenment. Only living on the surface of life. What good is pleasure after the fact? So you can point and say "I did sex X times"?
Give up the ephemeral scurrying and going through motions, devote to study, gain power.

>>8753972
how is the average score = to randomly choosing answers

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Get on my level brainlets.

>>8752541
i always score the same on those tests.
you're basically fugged.

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>>8752541
>mfw business informatics
>every job I want, 300k starting

>>8752992
Had sex.
The only thing I could think about was "is this it?"
The ego boost I receive from sex feels better than the sex itself.

Stop worshipping pussy do much.

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>tfw too afraid to do an iq test because it might prove I'm a retard

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Nothing can bring me down
P.S
pls no bully

>online IQ tests

>>8753367
This meme is getting more elaborate every time I see it

>>8752541
>relying on IQ as a measure of intelligence

i'm high af and i got 110

usually its > 130 but i feel like i might see jesus himself soon

fuck

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>>8752541
>128
fml

>>8755213
>any IQ tests

>>8753044
>>8753040
same this is inflated asf. Did half of the test and got 103 lmao.

122 on that one thread.

>>8755241
suh normal
work ethic =/= intelligence

Richard Feynman had an IQ of 120.

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>>8752541
>http://test.mensa.no/#
>does 5-6 questions
>better than ~40% of the world (irl stats)

This test is total bull. Enjoy telling your mom you're smart and her replying "no ur not." Then you say "ye I am i took dee iq tesst online XD"

Then when you're 30 you'll look back at that day and cringe.

>>8755319
will-power on the other hand....

>>8755319
brainlet detected

work ethic is irrelevant, you fucking moron

>>8755320
this

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>Your IQ was measured to 97, which is equivalent to the 42.1 percentile.

How though, I'm doing differential calculus in school right now and I don't find it very hard, and I have an A in English and English Lit... Fuck this gay test, I don't know what any of those squiggles mean or what you're even supposed to do with them.

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>>8755331
>lmao worse than average

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Coworker decided to come in and talk to me for a few minutes, but I'm cool with this.

>>8755337

Yeah well who gives a shit, not like Mensa has ever done anything useful. I know I can do maths, that's all I need to know.

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>>8755343
>this is what brainlets will say to make themselves feel better

there's always next year champ

well fuck i'm 108.
I skipped 4 problems thinking I could have solve it at the end.

130 here
Is this really a good way to measure IQ? The way I did it was to just come up with consistent rules alongs the columns rows and diagonals, but for most of them I could come up with more than 1 that were completely consistent and I just had to guess between them. How can there possibly be a "more logical" option when you can get 2 different solutions completely consistently?

>>8753316
Damn, an IQ lower than 55? How does that feel?

>>8755364
Sometimes one solution isnt in the provided answer space. Sometimes there are just 2 logical answers and then the more easily obtainable one should be chosen.

It's bullshit, I skipped a fair few questions because I accidentally smacked FINISHED. Got 117. How can you get over 100 if you finish at 70%?

>>8755364
>How can there possibly be a "more logical" option when you can get 2 different solutions completely consistently?

You've probably made a mistake.

Post the question and your analysis.

>>8755431
>not understanding how IQ scores are calculated
you are lower than 117 brainlet

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A-am I a brainlet?

>>8755364
It is designed to the most logical answer is the right one meaning that there are more than one correct answer if you are given enough time to think about it, although it is the most logical and often the simplest answer that is the correct one.

>>8755096
Enjoy churning out ABAP code or being a bottom-feeding SAP consultant for the rest of your life, brainlettino.

t. 160 iq

>>8755105
This post is the definitive proof itself.

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>>8753177
Guess I'm average then

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i'm a dribbler

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>>8756302
I enjoy having a job and dem benjamins, puremat fag. Enjoy autism daily.

>>8752981
No, loneliness impairs cognition.

>>8753088
>93th percentile
>not brainlet
also mensa's tests are inflated so it's more like 56th percentile or something

do you need a high iq to be a good musician?

>>8757865
Why would Mensa inflate their scores? To get people to sign up and pay for an actual test?

>>8757870
Maybe.

>>8757869
also mensa's tests are inflated

>>8752546
>FEELS GOOD MAN

Shall we say about 122 then?

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>>8752645
I got the same thing my second try by only glancing over and finishing in about three minutes.

Also, can someone explain this one to me?

>>8757884
square changes between to places circle goes clockwise

>>8757884
The black square just switches between the lower left/upper right corners each time, while the circle moves clockwise around the grid. The square covers the circle if they are in the same spot, so the correct answer is bottom center. Took me a second to get that one too.

how do i git gud at these tests.
i'll have to do something similar for a job application soon.
>tfw brainlet with an IQ of 117 equivalent to the 87.1 percentile.

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>>8757904
>how do i git gud
It's basically pattern recognition. And since they're like 1,000 different types of tests made by variuos sociology undergrad brainlets from around the world, your best bet would be to [spoiler]get a brain, moran[/spoiler]

>>8757886
>>8757891
Makes sense. Thanks.

>>8752541
122 isn't bad you brainlet

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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sheeeeit

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>>8758003

>>8752645

All hail the king of the blacks.

>>8758008
Doesn't this rather mean, he is more intelligent than most people (most people have IQ 100)?

>>8758024
>most people aren't retarded

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>>8758008
Yeah I accidentally pressed finish when I was only 43% complete

>>8752560
Me too bro

I took this test two times first it was 115 now its 123

>>8758026
And neither is he, if he has an IQ of 101. Please don't be stupid.

>>8758064
most people ARE retarded you idiot

Wow, never knew so many geniuses frequent 4chan.

Dear Pseuds,
1. This is a shit test.
2. The foundation of iq itself is questionable.
3. Pattern recognition alone is not enough to quantify intelligence.
4. Actual rocket scientists have iq's around 130.
5. The smartest of you is probably not more than a 115-125

>>8758074
>I can't even get +120 on a shitty online IQ test so now I have to project my brainletness onto others
t.mr 110 points

>>8758074
>1. This is a shit test.
Has already been said many times.
>2. The foundation of iq itself is questionable.
Everything is "questionable" but IQ has been proven predicative again and again.
>3. Pattern recognition alone is not enough to quantify intelligence.
Doesn't mean that the lack of it isn't enough to demonstrate brainletism.
>4. Actual rocket scientists have iq's around 130.
And?
>5. The smartest of you is probably not more than a 115-125
Did anyone seriously think this board wasn't made up of brainlets?

>>8758083
I got a 122. HAH!

I ran out of time at the end so I guessed the last few. Mostly because I was wasting time at questions, making sure because they were right, because the answers were so obvious.

Anyways. I'll be the first to admit I'm not intelligent if I fail in an actual test.

you can spam random results and get 100
really makes you think

>>8758114
and I mean consistently

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Oh shit

Feels bad man

>>8758114
Oh boy i wonder why this happens!!!!!!111!

>>8758093
>>8757967

>>8758114
I assume the test is geared toward measuring a certain subset of the spectrum, and despite it's flaws is probably not made to measure very low scores. 100 is the average anyways, I don't know how many "right answers" that would mean.

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>>8757924
>122
>is
>'nt
>bad

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this is what you get if you randomly click
the test is shit lads

>>8757884
Moving clockwise, the square takes 2 steps, circle only one

Don't worry about it.
I took this test to get placed in gifted and it was 139 back when I was a kid
Today I scored 117, but I have excuses.
Not that I need them, pattern recognition and reasoning ability are useless without knowlege and creativity.
My excuses are I am heavily abusing substances like weed and clonzepam, and haven't taken my adderall which I am very dependent on. Also I didn't read into or understand the directions until like 7 or so questions in, thought the patterns were on rows instead of collums.
Anyways even if my IQ was as low I I just got tested I would still have a much wider knowlege base than just about anyone close to my age, I've been compulsively reading encyclopedias and acedemic literature since I've had the ability to read. There are so many people with high IQs that have an extremely shallow and un-pragmatic veiw of the world, I know because I used to be like that and see them all the time.
Ima retake it here in alittle while to prove I'm dumb.

>>8752560
exactly the same but 19 yo virgin :(

If you want an IQ of 145 or more, here are those answers:

36131152642315654253412341453614356

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>>8752546
>tfw brainlet

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OH A SHIT

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I don't even have thumbs.

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>>8758846
wrong file

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got thrown off by time ticking down at last minute

not bad I guess

>>8757904
Study the types of operations you have to do on the symbols, much of it is to do with symmetry, rotation, shifting direction, reflection, etc...

I think if you approach it in a systematic manner it will pay off.

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Tfw I'm an actual brainlet. I've never been tested by a psychologist before, but I seem to consistently get 109-115 on the more reputable online iq tests that use pattern recognition. I'm gonna cry into my EE homework now

Ugh

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>>8759158
>110 brainletto
>EE
Figures...

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i go to fucking public hs

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>>8756302
>ABAP

As baller as possible

>>8752541
Literally clicked random selections for the entire test (didn't spam 1 slot, tried to be as random as possible) and got 101.

>>8752578
Will??

>>8759833
>>8753530
>>8753947
>>8753958
guys, we need to talk

>>8752588
So everything trainable

people from medival times must have had like 60 iq lel

i wonder what the average iq will be in 50 years

>>8757967
>>8757972
>>8757976
>>8757982
>>8757983
>>8757987
>>8757988
>>8757992
>>8757994
t. samefag

I'm not the one to question the authenticity of online tests, but these results seem somewhat inflated.

I think I got 106 or something. It was in the 65th percentile.
Can someone explain to me how the fuck this shit works?
Also, is the website trustworthy?

>>8760274
Yea, well its not like MENSA makes money off people taking their official test and being part of their organization!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

>>8759939
It will be 100, you dense knob

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I'm legitimately autistic I guess :(

>>8760469
From what I could tell most of them made patterns, some left to right some diagonal, some top to bottom, and some I had no fucking clue.

>>8760538
that's my guess too. Some didn't seem to have a pattern at all though. Also, how is a pattern recognition the hallmark of intelligence?

>>8760546
It's not, but it's easy to measure without taking mathematic education, language skills, social skills, or anything else into account.

>>8760505
im sure people will be smarter by then anon

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I think I'm happy with this.

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I actually solved some of the problems I couldn't months ago

I scored 133 last time

>>8752541
Don't sweat it anon, the world needs engineers too.

>>8753174
This is like half of them desu

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>>8752541
Well shit. And here I was thinking I was actually smart

>>8758074
People on here got 130 plus so I'm legitimately brianlet.

I got 131 after repeating the test many times and guessing the right answer even though i didn't know them and did so by analysing each answer contirbuted to an overall higher iq score at the end.

My fair IQ according to the test is likely around 105 (me at my worst) to 119 (at my best) . I admit it's not looking good for my future stem career but i'm gonna try upping my iq.

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what do i do now?

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I took the test while simultanously solving math problems on my second screen, listening to music on max volume and performing a handstand. I also had to walk away in the middle to get food out of the oven. In the end I had still 25 minutes left

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this test is bullshit, i'm not that smart

>>8755320
Massive myth, Feynman was a fucking mathematical genius. Theories on his IQ being only 125 is the test must have been too heavily focused on verbal aspects

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I'm a black man btw. Marvel at me

>>8752657
Its hell on earth being black and not retarded.

>>8760963
No its not. Have you heard of this thing called affirmative action?

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>>8757924
>/sci/
>122 isn't bad

>>8760845
*blushes*

You're so modest Mr Hausmann.

>>8760927
Wow. That is fucking amazing. Out of everyone here I think you are the one who deserves a full ride scholarship to the ivy league of your choice.

Congratulations.

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

>>8761051
>>8761458
Only jaded autists think that 122 is brainlet-tier IQ.

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Aren't IQ tests supposed to be done once or at max twice in a life time? This score is much higher to what I have gotten before.

>tfw only 128
should I end it?

>>8759158
If it makes you feel any better you make me feel sure I can pass my engineering classes.

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Me love anime. Me from ukraina.

>>8761867
Jabba one inchy cock

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>>8760150

>>8753264
step one: you fail, iq < 80

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I am too scared to take an IQ test
If I am not at least 130 I would seriously kill myself.
Like rope around the neck, dangling from tree in the park, kill myself

105 by just guessing answers...
imagine how high my score would be if i tried

>>8757858
>implying 1 pizza can feed 4 americans

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Maybe I'll try it again without watching Anime simultaneously.
Not like it matters, since I'm a cs-undergrad :^)

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

>>8759758
underage b%

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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Normie returd get out

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138 brainlet here
studying computer science in London

>>8753442
if you weren't a brainlet you'd know how to get the image from the browser cache

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143

Now it's time to jack off to furry porn and finish my rocket science coursework

I ran out of time and had to randomly answer the last 5. I got a 105, but i've the highest average at my uni (Engineering) and i'm currently in two investigation projects.


So either:

-IQ has little or nothing to do with intelligence

or

- This test is terrible.


I'm guessing it's the second option, since this one only has pattern recognition, and the one i took when i was a child was way longer (around 2hs per day, for a week) and only a part of it was pattern recognition.

>>8760546
see: >>8763978

Pattern recognition is only a small part of real IQ tests. And they are mostly useless on adults.

https://www.mensa.lu/en/mensa/online-iq-test/online-iq-test.html How many of these can you get right I got 20

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t. musician

>>8763978

You forgot to mention the fact that you are a brainlet.

>>8764432

Sorry I don't frequent 4chan so I don't know what that means

>>8763684
Imperial?

>>8764506
Not doing very well are you?

>>8757918
Literally everything is pattern recognition you fucking brainlet

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I'm always afraid of taking IQ tests because they might reveal how dumb I am.

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>>8765959
I took the Mensa one and scored an IQ of 99 points and before that I thought myself smart thinking i would score 130. Dont be afraid of your own stupidity anon.

>>8752541
Your IQ score is based on the test makers own IQ. It has to be questions he can solve himself. So it's actually shit

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>>8765959
Same.

On one test i got 145. In another 114. Accepting that these are different tests. Im afriad of finding out which one it is for sure. Its like they changed the test to keep people like me out. Which is a shame, because i am smart.

I got 113 on this test and 111 at an official test today. This all has to be wrong because I am smart. My personality is INTP for gods sake. I'm not supposed to be a brainlet.

>People that believe this test is legit


Top fucking kek, you already proved that you're a brainlet

>>8753278
I'm having a hard time understanding this. Is there any other way to explain it?

>>8766102
This is the true test. Anyone who bothers is <100IQ

>>8764133
24

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>>8757924
>122 isn't bad

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Did it all randomly and still got 100. Get on my level, brainlets.

>>8766154


100%? you aced the fucking test

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121 after having to wake up with only a few hours of sleep, with the tv up pretty loud for a relative in the room
I'll take it

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got 138 feels ok man

>>8766107
don't you see it?

>>8766273
>not putting absolute value around it

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whut

>>8766322
bottom left

kinda hard to tell but it has 3 cubes, the one next to it has 4

>>8766331
well that makes sense
but then how do you know it's bottom left and not top left or bottom right?

>>8766340
the fork flips horizontally and vertically

>>8758598
They are on both the rows and columns

>>8766355
I don't see it bruh
I'm getting concerned

>>8766059
>I'm INTP so I must be smart

This proves that you're dumb.

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I strongly believe the Earth is flat

>>8766620
Being INTP means I am smarter than you.

>>8753087
What does "t." mean?
Just leave you for 5 minutes and you come up with some kindergarden memeword, 4chan.

Scored 133 on that test and 118 on something I can't recall.

>>8766645
Jokes on you! I am also INTP. :^)

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Is there are shorter and easier version of this test. i don't feel like doing it
I specifically don't like questions that make you think.

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Neither of those two make any sense to me

>>8766681
the last handful of questions are about 10 times harder than all the rest

>>8766681
The first question is probably the first box, I have no real idea either,.

Anyway it is most definitely not the 2nd box on the 2nd row, which leaves 5 possible choices.

>>8766681
second question is just equations subtracting
there are two variables small black box and big black box
the sign is whether they are up or down

in the second row you see that a large black box is the same as two small boxes

>>8766720
>two
i meant three
a big box - a small box = two small boxes

>>8765546
nope, UoL, king's college

I regret that I didn't apply to Imperial, but it's too late now, maybe I'll go for a master's at imperial

are you an undergraduate?

>>8766681
In the first one you have to twist second column 45 degrees counter-clockwise. Then take all the lines from cols 1 and 2 that do not overlap.

>>8757891
Funny, I came to the very same conclusion, but by considering diagonal lines in the array. Top right - center - bottom left, top/center - center/left, right/center - center/bottom. Thus, right/bottom should be the same as left/top.

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this test was garbage, there were only three or four concepts, just reused a bunch

>>8766720
>>8766760
Ok, that makes sense

Though I'm not sure whether these are the same as here >>8758763 (these seem to be correct)

>>8766760
oh, so it's the 1st box on the 2nd row.

Knew it had to be something about turning and overlapping lines but completely forgot to try it anti-clockwise.

Thanks anon.

>>8766785
I wash dishes for money BTW

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Man I'm dumb

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sheeeiiittt

What do I do now, go be a dishwasher?

>>8767442
you aren't qualified, see >>8766809

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I hope you don't take these results too seriously.

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>>8766431
That's because they're wrong. The placement of the cubes must have been left right and middle by the completion of the pattern. For this one, the cubes have been right and middle, therefore the placement must be left.

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I've been awake for 28 hours straight, how did I do /sci/ ?

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>>8767797
>been ubernapping for weeks
>there must always be an uberman

I got 115 on another test.

WHY IS MY IQ SO LOW? IS IT BECAUSE IM HALF NIGGER?

>>8767907
probably

Anyone who gives a shit about MENSA has already failed at life, no matter what their IQ is.

MENSA is a club for people who haven't achieved anything in life that would qualify them as intelligent, but want to feel like they're intellectually superior anyway. It's just a circle jerk.

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>tfw two high intellect two be maysured

>>8758598

I feel your pain bro, valium destroyed my verbal recall :(

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I tried

>>8755331
>A's in non science courses are supposed to mean anything
*tips*

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>>8753152
>>8753142
>>8759758
>>8767797

how do i percentile

>>8766654
It seems to mean "talking" as in, he's saying that the person speaking in the post has been in IQ threads on /fit/, /his/, and /pol/.

It's suppose to be used as a response to someone as an insult, but people will also use it to prove their point.

>>8764133
31. I misunderstood #32 (but figured it out later) and the pattern on #11 is dubious, it's apparently D but there's no reason why this should be the case and not C, assuming it actually goes 1 line > 3 lines > 5 lines > 7 lines.

>>8768079
Now that I think about it you can view #11 as 1 pencil stroke > 2 > 3 > 4 and get D. Oh well.

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>>8759758
Cute meme

>>8752581
depends

if you're taking a high-IQ test (gauged for 140+), then no, they usually don't involve raven's matrices at all

often they are intended to take around 24 hours to complete and are almost entirely abstract questions, eg ants crawling along the vertices of a dodecahedron type shit

>>8766273
The issue is that rotation is not 180 degrees but 90 degrees... I have work in 3d animation for over decade and it seems like some of the people working explicitly on paper have their own rules.

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>>TFW HAD A MINUTE LEFT AND REALIZED IT WITHIN 10 SECONDS

REAL IQ FTW

>>8753278
>>8768176
I contest that what is depicted in the picture is neither a 180 degree rotation around the z-axis, nor a 90 degree rotation around the z-axis, but a 180 degree rotation around the x-axis.

If it was a 180 degree rotation around the z-axis, the smallest quadrilateral would end up in the bottom left. If it was a 90 degree rotation in the z-axis, the longest sides of the middle quadrilateral would be on the top and bottom, whereas in the final picture they are on the sides.

Thus, what is depicted is a 180 degree rotation around the x-axis. What am I missing?

>>8768225
I am not very familiar with terminology around axes, so to clarify what I mean I'll just use an example.

You have a sheet of paper lying on a table, you're sitting on a chair and watching it from above.

Rotation around the x-axis would be grabbing the nearest or furthest away side and flipping it away and towards your body, respectively.

Rotation around the y-axis would be grabbing the left or the right side so that the left side ends up where the right side was and vice versa.

Rotation around the z-axis would be to pin the sheet to the table by placing the tip of a finger orthogonally on the middle of the sheet, then grabbing an arbitrary corner of the sheet with your other hand and rotating the sheet around your finger (the center point in an idealized version would never move).

If my definition of rotations around specific axes differ from the standardized ones, I'd like to hear it and also get a short explanation for which rotation is around which axis and why, if whoever replies has the time.

>>8753278
The first two columns are simple. Flip the first row over horizontally, "add" it to the corresponding pic in the second row, and remove any overlapping line segments.

As for the third column, I guess instead of removing overlapping segments entirely, you'd just "dot" them instead. The proper answer should be the upper middle.

>>8766273
>>8753174
Yes I see your posts but fuck it I spent like five minutes figuring it out and typing this before I saw them. Hopefully I at least simplified it.

Fuck
>>8768237
>*flip the first row over vertically

Or this basically
>>8766273

>>8766322
Cubes move clockwise. Right handle > left handle > middle

Blocks decrease by one with each transformation.

>>8753430
Hello fellow 115 IQ brainlet

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>>8768229
>>8768225
>>8766720
>>8766760
>equations
>degrees
>rotations
>axes
>education doesn't affect your score

>>8752699
>I belong to the 99.9 percentile
>can't upload an image to an image board
Well you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed after all.

>>8752578
Do you sometimes walk up to a blackboard at the school you janitor at and easily solve masterful math equations?

Isnt it interesting that 1-3 % of the people hitting the highest IQ is posting on /sci/ ? Smells fishy.

>>8762218
It's not just a pizza, it's a large pizza.

>tfw smart but lazy

>>8768418
>Smells fishy.
the more you do those the better you get at them

it's evident

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>>8752541
Am too smart.

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>IQ matters

>>8768612
Hmmm, why would someone master an IQ test ? Doesn't that defeat the point ?
Why not spend time master something else?

>literally can't remember what i ate for lunch
>got 125 iq
wwfsdvv

>>8768676
the tests are done regularly

>>8767956
They even have to pay kek

>>8768676

Not really, since (for example) this one tests pattern recognition, if you practice and do different pattern recognition test, your score on this test will be better. That's why IQ test are bullshit, it implies that you can make your IQ higher, and that shouldn't be possible, because that implies that IQ doesn't measure intelligence at all

>can't remember if I brushed my teeth today
>iq of 130 exactly

what

I understand that the Brain deletes any unnecessary information, but this shit is weird.

>>8768375
or the hardest dick in the LAN

>>8766654
t. comes form "terveisin", which is Finnish for "Regards"

t. Meme expert

>>8768950
learn something everyday

>>8768981
WELL, YOU HAVE TO LEARN SOMETHING IN /SCI/ FROM TIME TO TIME

Intelligence tests tend to measure attention as much as intelligence. I either see these right away or get frustrated and guess. Still got 135 but still.

I've seen one test much much harder than this one, and desu I'm more interested in seeing the answers than figuring it out

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mfw not very smart

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