Happy Uranus Day!

>still not urrectum

What are your favorite facts about Uranus?

You're mom isn't that old haha

>>8745373
going do anal with my gf on this special occasion. feelsgoodman

Why is Uranus so boring. It just is there.
Worst planet in the solar system?

>>8745382

I like the fact that can't read the name correctly.

>>8745422
Fuck off faggot. It has vertical rings. Don't ever talk shit about Uranus.

>>8745495
The sideways gimmick is just a bit boring, you know.
It only exists to be compared to Neptune which is much cooler. Neptune is like the guardian of the planet solar system and keeps watch on the border to the home of the planets. Uranus is just "that planet that's not Neptune but sideways!!!!"

>>8745373
Hard to beat if you want a planet that just LOOKS cold...

>>8745428
Two pronunciations, and they both are terrible.

>>8745382
That to this day nobody pronounces it's name properly.
(It's "YOU RAH NOOSE")

It's just a ball of nothing! Uranus is pseudoscience. Who cares?

Non of these Uranus jokes have ever been funny.

>>8745512
Neptune is a cuck.

>>8745373

>gas giant
>no meaningful moons unlike the other two

What went wrong?

>>8747166
>other two

Neptune really is an irrelevant cuck

Also Saturn's only claim to fame is Titan, all it's other moons are as small as Uranus'.

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>>8747175

>tfw it wasn't shitpost I actually forgot about it

Nerd

>>8747175
Saturn compensates for its lack of moons by having rings. And Titan is possibly the coolest moon in the solar system.

Triton is also pretty cool. Not even close to Titan, but the history as a trapped Pluto is pretty interesting.

>>8747249
>history as a trapped Pluto is pretty interesting.
Tell me

>>8745422

>so boring

>doesn't consider Mercury boring

>>8745512

>t. further away from the Sun

>>8747249
Enceladus is way cooler.

Aside from having a liquid ocean underneath all that ice (due to tidal flexing), it's being slowly torn apart by Saturn (from the aforementioned process)

>gonna see a new ring around Saturn within the next million years

>>8746351
I'd quibble and say OO RAH NOOSE, but yeah...

But we live in a world where everybody says JOO LEE US SEE ZER, and (shudder) Mark Anthomy, so...

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>>8747372
>Anthomy
Damn it all to hell...

>>8745373
Q: Uranus?

A: Mine is pure and untainted!

>>8747378
How am i meant to pronounce Caesar

>>8747391
>anecdotes that are just not true

>>8747472
YOU LEE OOS for Julius KAI ZAR or KAI SAR (like the Grman Kaiser, roughly) for Caesar

>>8747391
Mins sometimes borrows my girlfriend's dildo without permission.

>>8747489
Neat
The Julius part I gathered
Caesar part new knowledge

>>8747249

lol all the gas giants have rings nigga even some asteroids have been discovered that have rings baka

>these "jokes"
Has /sci/ always been this full with retards?

>>8748200
/sci/ is full of gay millennial SJWs who believe in 297 different genders and think we should cuck ourselves to judeo-globalist communism

it's a failing pile of garbage

>>8748179
But Saturn's rings are much bigger and more visible. The other planets are nothing in comparison.

Also, is there a new word filter that filters to "baka"? I've seen it a lot lately. Or is it just getting more popular in its true form?

>>8747166
Its an ice giant you dip

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>uranus

>>8745373
Question: Is this a "true color" photo? As in, if I looked at Uranus with my eyes would it appear mint/baby-blue like this? If so, Uranus could be my new favorite planet.

>>8745373
your anus

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When is the sun's birthday?

My anus would happily take every poster in this thread.

That's not supposed to be a Uranus joke or anything. I'm an actual E.E..

>>8748976
4000 BC

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>>8748231
this isn't healthy or normal anon.

>>8749841
haha epic, an mspaint meme image, you sure showed me, haha

Kill yourself, you gay homo millennial neo-marxoid goon.

>>8750076
>reddiot spacing
>is an idiot
like poetry

>>8749841
Most of those people have a job lmao. Can you even relate to that SJWtard?