Do astronauts fuck in space?

>>8736796
No, they're pure christians

>>8736796
No, when the dude tries to cum on the girl's face it'd just float away and get stuck on the ceiling or something.

>>8736796
NASA tell them not to do so, for several reasons

1) you could hurt yourself real bad
2) it must be pretty tiring (difficult to get a grip)
3) it's very hard to clean yourself up (imagine the floating semen)

And more importantly, you live with the same people for 6 months, sometimes more, with almost no physical contact with Earth. If jealousies were to appear, it could be extremely dangerous and even detrimental to the mission.

Lastly you don't fuck on the workplace.

>>8736810
>1) you could hurt yourself real bad
t. dicklet.

>>8736810
>difficult to clean up
Are you sure this is not just a meme? Is sex really as disgusting as normalfags make it sound?

>>8736810
There has been a married couple in space at least once.

>>8736819
Sex is not just the semen and other fluids, it's also the odours and the sweat.

>>8736796
Now that I think about it, they shouldn't fuck but for fuck's sake, I hope that NASA has some super advanced electric fleshlights and mechanical dildos because if not then holy fucking shit.

Both the Roscosmos State Corporation and NASA have decided to ban sex in space because it would cause a messed up relationship dynamic between coworkers. Pretty much the same reason a lot of workplaces have rules against relationships with coworkers, except it's more serious because you're going to be locked in a small box with your coworkers for months.

So far all private space organizations have refused offers to have porn films made on their ships, to spite frequent offers. Virgin Galactic turned down a $1 million offer

>>8736845
>Virgin Galactic
They lived up to their name

>>8736840
A typical space station or space flight has a lot of features that would completely destroy your sex drive anyway. Astronauts probably don't even want to have sex.
It's high stress. It's mentally tiring work. Your diet is messed up. Everything stinks like bad body odor. Everybody in the ship with you is a nerd. Nobody has bathed in weeks or months. Your body's systems are all acting strangely.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if astronauts were completely incapable of getting an erection in the first place.

A good comparison is the military. In bootcamps or in active duty, a lot of soldiers report reduced "readiness". They don't get morning wood and have a hard time getting an erection. This has been mainly found to be a result of changes in diet, changes in schedule, high stress, and hard work loads among other things. All things that astronauts need to deal with

>>8736819
I mean, condoms would have to be mandatory, for obvious reasons. The worst stuff to have floating around is solid small debris like crumbs, sand etc, because it can fuck with the ventilation and air/water-scrubbers. That being said, NASA are masters of redundancy, so it's probably only bad "if filters one through 32 fail, there's an electrical shortage, half the crew get sick and we are unable to send an emergency supply mission".

Space is hard. Really fucking hard. The last thing they need is for it to look like they have, through neglect and poor planning, caused the whole crew to die and get desiccated in orbit.

Worst-case-scenario is the name of the game. So in relations to sex, what if she gets pregnant? Still, I'm 90% sure they have pills for chemical abortion and I know for a fact they have antibiotics for STD-prevention, AND they are all given some of the most thorough health, physical and mental examinations available on the planet before they go. They're not gonna fuck.

... and tell anyone about it. Ever.

>>8736856
Dude, I masturbated literally every day of my one year mandatory service. In sleeping bags, in the G-class merc while waiting between pickups, in the bathroom after field exercise, in my bed.

Our military is pretty tough, but it's also smart. A mentally healthy soldier, is a more capable soldier.

>>8736860
>mentally healthy
>chronic masturbator

>>8736860
The problems with soldiers not getting erections was more prevalent back like 50 years ago. The military is a lot easier now. Even still, military personnel in extreme conditions have less sex drive than average people. What you have with your personal experience is just an anecdote.

Another example is prisons. Do people in prison never have sex? no, clearly sex happens. But by and large, it's harder for them to become aroused than under normal conditions

>>8736863
It's a stress relief and a good way to keep your libido in check. Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of soldiers did this, or would even go further. Situational sexuality is a thing.

>>8736863
Sexual relief of any kind helps maintain mental health and raises IQ. Everyone knows that.

As long as that guy wasn't jerking off like 5 times a day he is fine.

>>8736863
>daily
>chronic
hello america, how is that culturally repressed "sex is worse for kids to see than violence" puritanism working out for you?

>>8736865
Oh, I can see that, most definitely. In my case I used it as a means of escapism, since it was in concert with my girlfriends sending pictures etc.

>>8736869
"drop your cocks and grab your socks" it's not like milennials invented masturbation, so I think you're right.

>>8736872
... only on sundays.

>>8736865
>it's harder for them to become aroused than under normal conditions
>in prison
It might have something to do with the fact that most men aren't faggots like you

>>8736874
Something like the rate at which you get morning wood wouldn't seem to have anything to do with your surroundings, yet people in prison get less morning wood

>>8736858
>So in relations to sex, what if she gets pregnant?
but that would be quite good for the situation onboard the station. she would produce less menstruation blood then and use less water and need less time in the bathroom.

>>8736885
>pregnant women use less time in the bathroom and are less resource intensive than normal
Your post made me laugh, anon. Thanks.

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>chad and stacy are doing it again and I'm the one who has to clean the scrubbers

>>8736796
No.

Reasons:
>Messy, can't risk shit flying around
>Kind of difficult mechanically
>Risky considering the social situation on board
>Risk of pregnancy. Nobody knows how badly pregnancy fucks up in zero g. Probably very badly.
>Kind of awkward considering the complete lack of privacy.

>>8736916
I thought it was two guys in the thumbnail. I feel disappointed.

>>8736845
>virgin galactic
kek

>>8736796
I assume the answer to that question is a resounding no , but do they at least masturbate? This being a basic human need , how does NASA accommodate for this?

>>8736900
in the first two or three months

>>8736796
Honestly, you're floating in a futuristic wifi station. Why not shit post all day when not conducting god knows what they do aside from analysis and maintenance. I really envy them getting their eyeballs warped and hugging the ground of Earth on return, must be a dank feeling surviving a kerbal space station experiment

>>8736863
If a veteran wants to fap and serve, I really can't say he's not living the life more so than I currently am

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>>8736916
better scrub the bird turd off the stoop and when ya done, you're gonna mosey into the kitchen and whip up a nice red sauce

>>8736952
Your need to masturbate decrease with age. Plus it's really hard to get hard in space with less blood flow.

>>8736983
Honestly i would find that infuriating,because your mindset wouldn't necessarily change. And if you had any sexual impulses but cant get aroused due to restricted blood flow. I'm honestly surprised that people orbiting earth don't mentally snap

>astronauts fuck
>glob of semen escapes
>lands in important computer
>vents opened or thrusters fired
>station deorbits

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>>8736996

>>8736821
if this is true then they definitely fucked.

nasa wouldnt pass up this opportunity.

>>8737083
TOP
FUCKING
KEK

>>8736858
>Space is hard. Really fucking hard.

But not really. You can practice it in your garage. Pack some stuff, close the door, and live in your garage for a week. Call your mom every 8 hours and tell stuff like "status fine" "status fine" "status fine" "status fine, peanut butter 50%" "status fine". Pretty much same.
It does take much money, that I agree on.

>>8736996
Could a blob of semen in your room cause your computer to crash? No? Then it wouldn't cause anything to crash in space either. Spacestation is just like any other operating room where you can't accidentally press buttons by throwing few cumshots around. Go check your local factory operation room.

>>8736858
>Space is hard. Really fucking hard

Not as hard as my dick.

>>8736873
>hello america, how is that culturally repressed "sex is worse for kids to see than violence" puritanism working out for you?
pretty good. how's that "let's invite a bunch of violent muslims to come live with us and fuck all our women" working out for you?

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>>8736810
> you dont fuck on the workplace

>>8737118
maybe Europeans have a secret cuckold fetish watching their young daughters being raped by repulsive refuges, all while having no say against it due to the "tolerant government". Maybe the daughters of Europe will be the first generation of Europe to actively wear the hijab..

Europeans have literally no ground to speak on when it comes to the category of degeneracy.

>>8737124
>>8736810
>you dont fuck on the workplace

This is literally just a meme to make sex more appealing at the workplace. You know, what is forbidden is more desirable. Just like cheating, and fucking young girls.

I'm more interested in whether astronauts fap, and if so, where.

>>8737158
Astronauts don't fap as they got their shit together. Their life is important.

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>>8736975

>tfw chad's semen clogged the toilet vent
>tfw stacy's messed up diet causes other problems
>tfw EVAs

>>8737125
>>8737118
I see your media is working. Congratulations! I'm sitting here with more anti-islamic arab and white friends than I can count, am not supportive of more allowance than freedom to practice their religion, am an active opponent of the hijab and assorted garments, and have seen a total of maybe 6 niqab wearing women in my life. Considering I grew up in one of the most immigrant dense towns in my country, I'd say that's pretty good. Your views are not only puritan, they are also ignorant. I will not stoop to your level.

>>8736824
>the sweat.
Particularly an issue in zero g.

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>>8736847

>>8736916
The roastie got toasted, literally. And it was like 40 minutes into the pilot episode.

>>8737765
>for science, don't delete this please!
He seems to have trouble with an erection in zero gravity.

>>8737771
Probably goes soft as soon as he cums. I'm sure riding the vomit comet and performing in the time frame that was required would be more pressure than what is normal on a guy. lol

>>8737765
I remember when this movie came out and there was national news about it in the USA.

>>8737771
>for science, don't delete this please!

http://www.xvideos.com/video6587028/zero_gravity_cumshot

>>8736885
And then we could do research on fetal development in microgravity.

>>8737103
A glob of semen in my room is subject to gravity, while in space it's subject to air currents and momentum only.

It's a conductive fluid. With the right angle and situation, shit could happen. It's rare, certainly, but not impossible.

There's a reason we don't use pencils in space.

>>8736916
> in exchange for your silence they let you join in
> you are completely dominated in bed
> they have marked you as their territory
> you are fucked nonstop for three days
> months later, you give live birth to their young
> tfw your fellow astronauts are actually hermaphroditic wolf-men from an alien planet
welp, time to go to /r/

>>8737771
probably the timing. there's not much time on those planes where you're actually in freefall, so he has to edge through the whole ascent and then cum in a really short window

in real zero g i can't think of a lot of reasons you'd have a hard time getting hard. maybe you'd have a weaker heart from less exertion so you'd have a harder time maintaining the blood pressure necessary for full erection?

>>8736824
And you can forget about water sports and scat.

dont shit where you eat OP that counts for space aswell

>>8736869
>>8736872
cope

>>8736796
No, but when asked about if people masturbate on the space station, a certain astronaut responded by saying "the ISS is a big place and one can find privacy if they need to," and winked.

>>8741291
Who, the Chrisatz Hadderach?

>>8736810
I read a thing once that said that shit was known to happen but it was downplayed a lot.

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>>8737100
>peanut butter 50%

>>8737783
You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

>>8736994
The diet and the stress most definitely mess up with your hormones, so you don't even have sex impulses.

>>8736863
>masturbating once a day
>chronic masturbator

>>8736796
There's no point. The only doable girl was Samantha.

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>>8741409
>Implying you wouldn't play dock the shuttle with Karen.

>>8737139
Are you suggesting that the most desirable scenario then would be a married man cheating with a co-worker who is younger than accepted social standards? Don't think that would apply in space.

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>>8741427
Nah. Samantha is my waifu.
Her Russian is adorable.

>>8738149
>Chad and Stacy
>Not Chad and Adam
baka

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>>8741442
Oh, most definitely, she is the hottest one. But the list isn't as short as you might think it is. I myself have a slight case of yellow fever, so I would in no way mind a little alone time in the cupola with mission specialist Yamazaki.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_astronauts#Astronauts_with_completed_spaceflights

>>8741470
>Yamazaki
She's nice I guess.. But these teeth belong on a horse, not a human. Ugh...

>>8741472
No they don't, she looks perfectly normal. Her teeth are straight and regular sized. Upper lip might be short-ish, but your attitude is destructive and unneeded. She's a fucking astronaut. If my odds of launching into a spacewalker go up because you have cosmo-tier views on beauty, I still win.

>>8741475
What is this neighing I hear? Are you one of them horsefuckers folk?
These teeth look totally unnatural and creepy for a human I tells ya. It's my opinion and you can't do crap about it.

>>8741501
I can shit on it, though. You have a twisted view on the world. Probably due to the inbreeding.