So how do we solve Somali famine,/sci?

I'm pretty sure the famine is already solving that problem.

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>>8736157

>>8736154

GMO adapted crops, better farm machinery, less corrupt system and better education.

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>>8736167

>>8736154
Wait 2000 years

>>8736154
Rain catchers and religious alterations akin to techpriests so they can learn faster using their religious symbolism for support.

>yfw voodoo mechas arise thanks to this idea.

>>8736167
Also impose European ruling class.

>>8736154
Give them free stuff;

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>>8736154

Breeding in a DESERT is a fucking stupid idea!

>>8736299
No no no.
Roman style.
Steal their prince/princess
Teach HIM/HER
Give him/her back completely indoctrinated.

>>8736365
Oh wait...
Sorry.
I meant...
Taught the wonders and marvels of scientific method and mathematics!

:D

>curing hunger is a good thing

Will you be dealing with the nigger families that pump out 5-10 kids each?

>>8736398
If you teach them how to use a condom, and teach them skills that can be used to get a job that'll pay for the condom, then no.

Is the attached image meant to imply that you can cure famine with VR?

>>8736154
>remove aid
>force self-determination

Why isn't Africa providing aid to Europe? Why didn't the Australian aboriginals colonise Asia? We're all equal after all, right?

>>8738164
We're all the same, but Europeans are more rapacious.

>>8738164
Europeans had a significant geographical advantage. The continent is smaller than most others, so cultural exchange is faster, and the land was more fertile than Africa or Australia, meaning that they could support larger populations. So not only were there a lot of people, they were also very tightly packed.

>>8738184
Africa and Australia are fertile as fuck, familia.

>>8738190
Okay, shows what I know. How about, look at the cultures? African tribes are fairly spread out and that means there is less conflict between them, meaning there isn't much reason to develop new weapons unless it's wartime, but when people are in tightly packed cities like in Europe, they're more likely to have conflicts with each other, which means they develop weapons faster, even when there isn't an actual war.

>>8738212
>there is less conflict between them
Absolutely untrue. Africans and aboriginals were both warring constantly.

>>8736154
How do you solve a solution?

>>8738215
I phrased it pretty poorly, I meant personal conflicts, like maybe one guy getting jealous over another and killing him, pickpockets and muggers, stuff like that. People who don't have to live close to each other don't have as many interpersonal conflicts, and the smaller the group, the more connected they are to each other. Cities are full of strangers and nobody cares about strangers.

>>8738184
>t. Jared Diamond
Lets for the sake of argument say this is true (it's not).
You're saying this accounts for all of the observed differences, no other variable is contributing or even compounding what you suggested?

>>8738164
yeah anon why dont the homless give us money for a change why do we have to give them money since we're all equal

Give them HTC Vives and Oculus Rifts

>>8736154
>how do we solve
What do you mean by "we", Peasant?

>>8736299

That didn't turn out very well for them.

>Africa is fertile meme
>Africa has resources meme
I am sure diamonds are useful in developing civilization.

>>8738284
>why do we have to give them money since we're all equal
Many of them consume far less resources than you, so they give you money every day. And if you've ever given spare change, then you should be grateful you have any money to spare.

>>8736167
No, no, no and no.

Famine is not a problem of production. It is a problem of distribution.

GMO crops help jack shit. Farm machinery helps jack shit. These fix the production side.

Enough food is produced, but distribution is the problem.

>>8736154
1. Rename somalia, no somalia, no somalia famine
2. Kill all humans, no starving people no famine. One would first think that killing all somali's would solve the problem, this would not as eventually humans would move to somalia and starve. Killing all humans prevents this

>>8738752
>trade is impossible

>>8739864
>kill all somalis
>build a big, beautiful, wall
>make Keyna pay for it

Problem solved.

>>8739885
That does not solve the problem, people might go over the wall and then starve there, all humans must be killed to prevent this

The /pol/acks itt do realise that if you let a country starve and be shit in general you're essentially encouraging them to immigrate to more prosperous European countries, right?

>>8738088
>teach them how to control their sex impulses
Why do you cucks think niggers actually think when they are horny?

>>8738212
>that means there is less conflict between them
>less conflict
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>8739916
Niggers are fucking stupid, they could just hunt african wildlife and not starve not the dumb animals prefer handouts from whitey because they are naturally lazy sociopathic creatures devoid of caring beyond your animal impulses.

>>8736157
Given the fact that Somalia is already like madmax, we just have to wait 20 and they get feminism. Doesn't solve the problem, but I'm drunk anyway.

>>8736154
You stop interfering. All those humanitarian and democracy-bringing efforts are only making things worse.
It's like your mom - she raised you to mid-20s with her tit in your mouth and then she asks herself why does her son masturbates to a drawn rainbow horse and doesn't have a job.

>>8740019
>"niggers niggers hurr durr why cant they be beautiful pastey basement dwellers like me durr"
>calls others sociopaths
/pol/tards are funny little creatures

>>8740019
>prefer handouts from whitey
If you stop giving them handouts they'll have to start farming for themselves or die trying.
Stop caring about them, let them care about themselves.
As for famine in Somalia - just annex the country and build a spaceport or a space elevator. This is literally the perfectest place for it.

>>8739700
>Enough food is produced,
Elsewhere. Why should we make trade deals with African dictatorships?

>>8738710
Yeah, they are much better now. They may have overdone it a little bit with the "slavery" thing in the past, but just call it "politics" and give them "rights" and it is pretty much done.

>>8741635
>They may have overdone it a little bit with the "slavery"
to be fair, they had to get rid of their rival tribes somehow

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Somalia needs to get off their lazy NEET asses, stop mooching off foreign countries and do something for once.

Thank God nobody linked that retarded gumball video.

3D printed food

>>8736167

>implying there is such thing as a government

>>8736154
Teach the girls javascript coding.

>>8738088

>autistic boy who doesn't know that condoms are the worst

they would probably not use them anyway