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dying wannabe grox
self surgery 2017-03-08 01:04:05 Post No. 8731075
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okie /sci/ long story short i am dying and must install a specialised DIY unregistered artificial organ in myself to stay alive. The organ will remedy the problem I have, but how will I go about surgically installing it? I need to attach it to a natural organ that is very deep and I doubt a hospital would be willing to comply with such an odd demand.
I have any mechanical tool I could possibly need to do this, but of course no access to anaesthesia and I doubt conventional painkillers will do much for me, how should I go about home surgery?
>implying /sci/ is a reliable source of information
>inb4 suggestions to use windex or that kind of shit
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have a beer or two, you will certainly fuck up if you try it while sober
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In the almost impossible scenario that you will succeed, you will get an infection and die from that.
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>>8731081
same problem here desu help help help
top kek
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>>8731081
>>8731085
FUCKING ((YOU))TARDS OUT OF MY THREAD NOW RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8731075
ITT: OP sticks a banana where his kidney should be
Seriously though what organ could you possibly be on about?!
Whats the artificial one made of?
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>>8731075
you need a vet, most vets will perform any surgery you want for between 2k and 5k. it's common practice.
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>>8731123
>.>
What type of vet have you been going to?
Is this like a big "In" Joke of man being more animal than man?
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>>8731075
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>>8731125
No.
It's that vets are basically dollar store doctors when it comes to humans, they're not the go to guys but they have the basics and no strings attached to the medical community.
Also they'ed probably do it for a quick buck.
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>>8731075
Black market, desu.
Also, just try to go to the damn hospital.
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>>8731075
Go home /sci/
You are drunk...
srsly though...
What type of surgery are you on about? What organ? Whats the replacement made of?
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>>8731139
He's gonna amputate his brain and replace it with a rock
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>>8731075
Skip all the hassle and install a bullet in your brain. All you need is a gun.
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Maybe you could succeed if you had medical training, a sterile environment and robotic assistance. Either way, you'd have to tell us what organ you're talking about first.
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>>8731235
And that's a big maybe imo.
Would also like to know the organ.
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