Chicken Spirals

>>8717891
Food spiral

Obviously they're planning something

But behavioral science is not a science, so you're right in saying that modern science is not capable of explaining this phenomenon.

Seems like a proof of God to me.

Mindless and stupid creature aligns itself to a same form as Galaxies.

As above, so below.

>>8717899
alternatively, the farmer put the chicken feed down in a spiral shape

>>8717891
I used to do stuff like this all the time when I was a kid on the farm. Just toss the corn in any pattern you want and bob's your uncle. My friend always threw it out in the shape of dick, every damn time.

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What do the sceptics have a say about this one?

>>8717913
Entropy rules everything.

This is how crop circles are formed.

>>8717891
Its the emergence of a complex system

What the hell is with this recent trend of people not understand that the singular of 'phenomena' is 'phenomenon'? I keep seeing this mistake more and more often.

Fibonacci sequence?

>>8717891
Manmade phenomenon:
https://youtu.be/_ISX0VUUNpA

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>>8717891
>phenomena

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>>8717894

>>8717898
You take that back you filthy meme slug.
Just because you lack the aptitude to understand things like journal.frontiersin.org/article/10.3389/fevo.2017.00003/full#h4
Doesn't mean it isn't science

>>8717891
photoshop

>>8717891
What are you talking about? The chickens arranged themselves in a spiral, there I explained it. Dumbass.

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>>8717891
It´s the fibonacci sequence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l8QuDNTqR4

>>8717907
based friend

They're creating the largest surface area of "chickeney" areas in which there is only "chicken-ness"

Fractals. The strings that form the elementary particles that make up chicken atoms are all spiral-shaped.

>>8717891
>modern science

What are you getting at here?

>>8718120

kek the shell spiral doesn't even fit the fibonacci spiral

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>>8718209
The ancients knew...

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>>8717894
yup

>>8718162
Kek

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>>8717891
I have a suspicion that oats may be involved in this bizarre mystery of science.

>>8718274
oh, brother

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>>8717904
Why do you have to ruin everything?

>>8717894
Hahaha u are a brainlet
Notice how they're are assigned like our galaxy, it's probably proof of Allah

>>8717899
>Because all galaxies are spiral galaxies.

>>8717891
More importantly, how could modern science explain the hen outside the fence? Quantum tunneling?

>>8718007
It's a weird phenomena indeed

Those poor birds.

>>8717913

Circles are the easiest shape.

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>>8717891
Modern science is not capable of explaining this phenomena.

There are only two chickens in this picture. This is just an artistic representation of their probable position on their chicken orbitals.

Hey, is anyone else sometimes fantasising about change one variable of one of the constant and destroy everything.
I do it sometimes haha

I mean fantasising about it, not doing it, i'm not God haha
God wouldn't browse 4chan haha

the empty spaces are full of dark chickens

>>8718786
These chicken represent the different orbitals, and introduce the "cuck" orbital to the original "s, p, d, f, g" orbitals.

>>8717891
A chicken in cuck theory can be theoretically the size of the universe, so quantum fluctuations could be chicken movement. The fact that quantum fluctuations just appear and disappear could be the chicken traveling into the 3 spatial measurable dimensions that we are familiar with, and escaping into other dimensions (like wagecucks) so that they seem to disappear but are still there. In a 2 dimensional universe, beings would only see in 1 dimension, so if you placed your 3 dimensional hand in that universe, then the chickens would only see part of your hand appearing and then disappearing.

I just shat, it was somewhat hard.
The poo, not the pooing.
I like when it's hard, it leaves my arsehole clean without needing to wipe.
Also make for messiless assfucking.

I identify as a girl by the way, ask me anything.

>>8718867
What do grils think of autists>

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>>8717891
Arigato.. Gyro

>>8717891
Possibly mindless/thoughtless/chaos and out of control, and nothing more. I once worked on a farm. Stupid chickens had nothing to do all day but peck the ground, sometimes near the fence and find a hole. Then they'd follow me with a bucket of feed: back to their captivity. Not thoughtful in any way whatsoever in my books.

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>>8717891

It's obvious that the differential equations that model the dynamics of this group of chickens have formed some kind of strange attractor

>>8718145
Turns out he is legit bisexual.

1. Pour feed in a spiral
2. Lie about pouring feed
3. profit!

>>8718597
Not relevant unless all chicken flocks are spirals. Chickens emulate irregular galaxies as well.

>>8718790
God browses everything.

>>8717891
it's the jews OP.

it's always the jews.

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SPIRAL POWER

>>8718549
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>this board is infested with spirals

>>8717891
>muh mind is inacapable of unnerstandin'
>these here spiral phenomenoms
FTFY

>>8717891
There is a lot that science cannot explain. Have you even heard of Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem?

>>8720828
do they sedate them or are they really that retarded to not run away

>>8718007
I did it yesterday by accident, but did immediately post to correct myself because anal. Like criteria or data, the more commonly used form tends to stick in the mind. But yeah, we expect more here.

And 'momentarily' does not mean 'in a moment' it means 'for a moment'.

And Aluminum does not exist. According to IUPAC it is and always has been Aluminium.

But for all intensive purposes...

>>8720950
Have you ever been next to a live chicken? They're stupid as shit. And they also don't have much room to go. Besides, the machine doesn't kill them, only load them.

>>8717907
bob's not my uncle, I don't know anyone named bob

>>8717899
>Seems like a proof of God to me.

>1. Chickens form spirals
>2. something something
>3. Therefore, God

Go ahead, fill in the blanks.

>>8718777
this

>>8717907
>bob's your uncle.
>>8721057

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob's_your_uncle

>an expression of unknown origin, that means "and there it is" or "and there you have it."
>The meaning is similar to that of the French expression "et voilà!"

TIL

It's G-d. If u disagre ur a fat fedora nerd.

>>8718675
Wings, on hens, the flapping of.

>>8717899
>As above so below

Haram

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>>8722488
Do these so called "wings" prove that hens have quantum skeletons?

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>>8717891
>go on youtube
>search: Chicken Spirals
>no chiken spirals

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>>8723145
but here is turkey circle instead

>>8717904
QUIET

>>8723163
What a rare diamond dozen phenomena.

>>8723185
Any explanation for it?

>>8723316
turkey follows turkey in front of it at one point the turkey in the front probably circled the roadkill to get a better look and then saw another turkey in front of it.

>>8723316
An attack pattern? Animal in the middle looks like a cat maybe.

>>8723163
Id be seriously pissed if i was that cat

>>8723341

The cat is kill

>>8723448
Might just be chillin

>>8718786
>>8718799
underrated

>>8718211
but they're both spirals!!!!!!!

>>8723185
The turkeys circling the cat really add in salt to injury.

weaponized autism

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← obvious clue is obvious

>>8720950
I wonder how a warehouse of domesticated squirrels would behave?

>>8725014
squirrels are too energetic
confining them would lead to spontaneous nuclear fusion

>>8717891
they are chickens.

>>8723163
>HIS NAME WAS ROBIRD PAULSON

>>8725185
That has a behavioral explanation, the sheeps feel threatened from both sides and the only option was to run in circles.

The turkeys are doing bad juju, cause I don't see a practical use for that.

>>8725185
that's kazakh tank armor, and a kazakh tank.

>>8725225
oh yeah i forgot. they make it work by training all the sheep to be crazy for the smell of dick, and then fuck them all in the ass.

>>8725226
Somehow I don't think this it's a lie.