Become Spider-Man

>>8689672
No.

Would be much more realistic to become a firebender

>>8689672

Start by refining your sense. The best way to do this is to put on a blindfold and then run across busy roads, pretty soon you'll be flipping over trucks and dodging taxis like a pro.

Good luck!

>>8689672
ITT: OP gets shot.

I can help you achieve this...
But in all honesty without the spider sense ability you are gonna fucking die.

>>8689672
there was a site/blog where autists like you sought to recreate webshooters with varying degrees of success , look for it. altough a fat brony like you dislocate his shoulder using this assuming you could realistically build it

>>8689923
Or even a waterbender with right technology.

>>8689923
Teach me senpai! How do I become a firebender ?!

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>>8689934
I started my training. Thanks dude!

>>8691575
put on mini flamethrowers under your hand

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>>8689672
PM me...

>>8691585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5_ogU4Jzt4

>>8691621
dude!