Hello /ck/ How do I make an apple pie from scratch?

>>8687401
Not even close, fucking brainlets >>>/ck/

I get the joke.
It's not a very good joke, but I get it.

here is a tutorial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q55Uc2JCqo8

>>8687407
>not realizing that you first need to create the universe and the physical forces it binds to create an apple pie

get the fuck out breynlet

>>8687401
First you'll need to go shopping. You only need two ingredients, quarks and electrons.

>>8687401
>How do I make an apple pie from scratch?
You don't. You make them from apples.

Gather the ingredients
Preheat the oven
Press 3.14 on the calculator
Put calculator in over
1 hour later
Pi

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>>8687777
first person in this thread to square the circle gets to stay on my airplane

>>8687830
You cant even solve that.

>>8687469
>not just using X-bosons to flip between leptons and quarks

Top kuck. I bet you think you need more than two dimensions, too....

>>8687401
1. Create the universe.
2. ???
3. Apple pie.

>>8687777
dem quads

>>8687401
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the oven.

Crumbly but good