What came before the Big Bang?

>>8657848
The big crunch

>>8657848
The big smack

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>>8657848
a black hole which coalesced from the entirety of the previous universe over trillions of years.
when it finally became 'whole' with no free particles to reference location and momentum against then time didn't exist and that object released all of its hawking radiation in an instant which was the big bang.

>>8657848
Nothing

>first, there was nothing
>no thing became one thing
>one thing killed nothing with big bang

Big bang was 3rd

>>8657848
foreplay

>>8657848
Massive Masturbation

>>8657848
God.
But the liberal scientists are too conceited and vain to admit that.

>>8657848
the Big Banana

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>>8657962
here's proof

scientists digitally reconstructed this image from the cosmic microwave background radiation that occurred just after the big bang

>>8657971

wow

really makes you think

also hungry

>>8657971
>the atheist's nightmare strike again