THEOREM: You are a great scientist if and only if you have a

Have mustache, can confirm. I heard from a good friend that Einstein had a fake mustache made from other people's mustaches, shit scientist desu.

>>8653267
If you mustache you can't be that smart and therefore not a scientist.

Proof: Mario

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>>8653267
Counterexample: Terrance Tao

>>8653557
Doesn't have a stache, shit scientist.
>>>/x/

>>8653493
Mario has a mustache therefore he is a great scientist. Do you even axioms of truth?

>>8653267
Cutting pretty designs in one's facial hair. For guys without manhood trying to prove they're cool. Surprised these guys can pull up their pants.

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>>8653573
Don't bother. OP thinks Tao is a shit scientist that belong on http://4chan.org/x/ That pretty much tells you all you need to know. Expecting her to understand an if, and only if, statement might be a bit much.

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QED

>>8653557
he isnt even a scientist

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>>8653557
He does have a mustache, though...

>le facial hair maymay

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You are not a winner
Please try again

>>8653728
Notice how he has his hand covering his face.
He's embarrassed that he isn't part of the mustached physicist master race

>>8653557
Mathematicians aren't scientists

>>8653850
> muh navier stokes finite blowup

>>8653267
iff goes both ways

>>8653644
This guy fucks.

>>8653875
So does your mom.

>>8653934
See
>>8654148

Witten doesn't have one