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/sci/ humor.
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>>8641835
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?
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>>8641849

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
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>>8641849
>>8641870
Christ...
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>>8641835
if there are two cats are up on someone's house roof wich cat will fall first ??????
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>>8641902
I don't know... What if there are two cats are up on someone's house roof wich cat will fall first ??????
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Dinosaurs, man.
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>>8641917

Dammit. The one with the smaller mu. (probably is a fat cat)
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>>8641928
Fuck me, that's good.
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>>8641925
My brother wants to become a PhD in paleontology. One of the reason I'm getting a PhD in physics after I graduate is pure competition and jealousy.
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>>8641925

Oh my gosh. Stoners are the worst! Not even once man.
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>>8641925
Hey. That meme. Do you have the template?

I want to make one.
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>>8641946
I do not, unfortunately... Just got it from a previous thread. It would make a great template.
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>>8641895
E to the x

Last I hear yall niggas were having sex! With the same sex!
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>>8641835
>tfw hard drive crashed overnight and all /sci/ humar content is lost
feels bad man
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>>8642091
I gotcha
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>>8642100
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>>8642102
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>>8642105
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>>8642112
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>>8642115
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>>8642138
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>>8642159
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M FUCKING DEAD. I know at least 5 people like this.
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>>8642159
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>>8642172
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>>8641849
Ngl. I almost spilled my drink. Good laugh
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>>8642182
So basically they just call males females ?
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>>8642112
is this brainwashing?!

Do unis make you into slaves?

I'm not even a second year student and I could figure out a paper to write.
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>>8642172
>2011 was 6 years ago
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>>8641849
>>8641870
Why is this so good?
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>>8642239

Except the females give birth through their penis/vagina.
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>>8642453

Main people make the conjecture that the educational system kills creativity and enthusiasm (it did for me).

But another, probably more popular view, is that people entering college are naive, unrealistic, and egotistical.

You should look up the etymology of Sophomore; I think it loosely means "know-it-all".
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what's supposedly funny in OPs pic?
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>>8642115
The rocket is way too cute. :(
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>>8642504
In order to get the joke, you need to know a bit of biology, a bit of math, and a bit of linguistics.
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>>8641835
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>>8642112
What the fuck I was in the last level one day before my first day in physics
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>>8642543
In other words, youll find this funny after your first lecture of linear algebra.
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>>8642567
I don't get why the mosquito is a scalar and the rock climber is a vector
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>>8642582
It's the other way around.

The climber scales mountains, the mosquito is a disease vector.
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>>8642102
>not understanding engineering thermodynamics at age 3
Are you even trying?
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>>8641932
If you can get the PhD your inferiority complex can probably end up helping
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>>8642582
LOL!!!
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[eqn] ⌊π10^∞⌋-10⌊π10^(∞-1)⌋ [/eqn]
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>>8642726
bich pls
[eqn] \frac{\delta S } {\delta q } = 0 [/eqn]
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>>8642726

why do people write it that way with the zero? just move the dl/dq term to the other side
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>>8642172
>I took that screenshot
Holy fuck time flies
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>>8642731
>hamiltonian fag

leave that shit in quantum where it belongs
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>>8642791
S is more tied to L than to H
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>>8642543
Or just study physics...
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>>8641835
I don't get it
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>>8642845
physics is literally irrelevant to the joke
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>>8642182
[spoiler]HOT[/spoiler]
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>>8642878
I think it's a masturbation joke, like your life.
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>>8642172
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>>8642239
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>>8641849
>>8641870
I chuckled.
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>>8642182
>>8643173
A lot of weird shit happens in the animal kingdom
http://humoncomics.com/archive/animal-lives
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>>8643373

Really cool. I can tell I don't want to be a spider.

I never heard of a larger organism cloning itself. That's really interesting that this lizard doesn't mate with males unless it feels kinky.
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>>8643399
>Whiptails lizards do not experience mutations.
>Muh lack of dick.
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>>8643399
but it IS EVOLVING, the clones will differ genetically because even biological machines make mistakes, infact those mistakes is pretty much how you're alive, tottaly yay right?
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>>8643399
p.s. the solution here is better egg making with out intercoarse, who needs sex anyways, its a waste of time for people who cant get the same arousal from math and the fact that one exists and is able to reflect on that
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What's the difference between Fox news and friction?
One is a conservative force.
What's the similarity?
They both cause retardation.
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>>8641946
Microsoft paint
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>>8643405
Multitrack drifting here actually saves a life.
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>>8643413
If somebody built a Klein Box, would all original thinking case?
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>>8641925
I got into planetology around 3, mom got me hooked on learning, was an entomologist by 4 and a hardcore ecologist by 7
Thanks a lot mom
My children will only watch tv tell ya what
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>>8641849
>>8641870
which one is the vector and which one is the scalar?
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>>8643476
> The climber scales mountains, the mosquito is a disease vector.
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>>8643476
The mountain is the vector, and the climber has scales. The mosquito is just an annoyance.
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>>8643425
Spicy...
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>>8642765
Easier to solve differential equations when given in this form
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>>8642504
Vector: something that transmits disease, and also an arrow thing in math/physics (something that has a direction and a magnitude)

Scalar: A quantity that has only magnitude, no direction. Sounds like "scaler", a rock climber scales rocks, so a rock climber is a scalar
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>>8643005
>is also equal to [math]\zeta (0)[/math]
That's literally false.
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>>8643413
Fucking kek'd to
>on
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>>8643447
Well I can see your thinking 'cased'
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>>8643405
Bottom track generates 1/12 of a life so use that one
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>>8641936
Not what once man? U honestly believe child rapists are not working than stoners. You're fucking crazy insane and should heck yourself into an institution buddy. For your own good. Or buy an eighth of purple kush and get busy smoking or get busy toking
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>>8642138
Weight in kilograms. Now that's a chuckle.
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>>8643405
The answer is don't flip the switch to start the trolley.
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>>8642765
>>8643650
Also the derivation has it come out that way
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>>8643405
If both are infinite, it's not even important which one but by logic I would choose the bottom one because sometime in the future the train will be stopped because the force of the amount of humans lying on the ground is higher than the one of the train.
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>>8644073
It's very commonly used in industry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram-force
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>>8641849
>>8641870
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>>8642239
Anon, what do you think defines the difference between males and females? Your parents should have explained this to you.
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>>8644025
By that logic, the top one generates 6 times as many lives.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLZRRxQcaEjA4qyEuYfAMCazlL0vQDkIj2&v=qZXpgf8N6hs
LOL
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>>8641835
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>>8642559
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>>8645025
Does anyone have a torrent though?
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Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute 0?

He's 0K now.
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>>8641835

Your mother is so classless she could be a Marxist utopia.
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>>8642172
>we don't call descartes the maps in English
Holy fuck I'm dying
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>>8645033
>Schoeder's cat

It's Schopenhauer's cat, you pleb
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>>8645381
I admit that would have been better
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>>8644068
Shut the fuck up, stoner faggot.
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"Mathematics Made Difficult"

>There is no doubt that an absolute ignoramus (not a mere qualified ignoramus, like the author) may become slightly confused on reading this book. Is this bad? On the contrary, it is highly desirable. Mathematicians always strive to confuse their audiences; where there is no confusion there is no prestige. Mathematics is prestidigitation. Confusion itself may be taken as the guiding principle in what is done here---if there is a principle.

http://i7-dungeon.sourceforge.net/math_hard.pdf
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>>8643152
actually a decent way to describe geometrical isomerism
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>>8645789

Oh, for a second there, I thought that was the dog from Futurama.

Futurama had so many cool easter eggs.
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>>8645652
That picture is a trivial statement tho to anyone who knows any category theory (except maybe algebra students who only know category theory jargon).
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>>8646064
Noice.
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>>8646082
>dat pic
laughed so hard, I think I woke up my roommate the next door.
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>>8646140
Same here. Almost every time.
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>>8643403
hahahah kek
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>>8643133
I thought it was because ASMR makes rubby sounds?
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>>8641835
But mu is used to denote population mean
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>>8644336
Or just call it g newtons.
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>>8641849
A nobel prize and thirty years in prison.
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>>8642239
sex = gender, libtard
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>>8646417
>it's actually real
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>>8645966
read the book for context tho
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>>8642182
The irony is that these cases actually further cement the point of gender having biological roots and affecting behaviour.
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>>8643405
It'd be better if only one of the tracks had an infinite series. The (((mathematically))) correct answer is also the normie answer is the top track
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>>8646776
It's the -1/12 meme, that's why there is an infinite series on both tracks. Also, the mathematically correct answer is that your choice doesn't matter, since 1+1+1+1+...=1+2+3+4+..., which is not the normie answer.
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>>8643152
I hate chemistry so god damn much
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>>8642172
Well in Poland we call him "cartesius"
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>>8646790
You could say that the rate of people dying will be minimized if you take the upper path.
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>>8645843

Futurama's writers actually produced a new theorem when writing one of their episodes.
Google the Futurama Theorem - the episode is Prisoner of Benda
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>>8645277
I LIKE IT
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>>8646937
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>>8646450
So, m/a^2?
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>>8642453
This comic series is for graduate students. By your second year, you are expected to already be published.
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>>8642112
>normalfaggotry: the comic

Why would you even post the norman-tier shit, anon? Kill yourself.
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>>8646417
apalling
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>>8644309
kek
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>>8643405
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>>8646790
wat, that's retarded 1 + 2 + 3 + ... = -1/12 and 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + ... = -1/2, so you get more of a life back on the top one than on the bottom one
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>>8647192
>you've never seen it so it doesn't exist
on how many levels of irony are you operating?
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>>8647196
You're the retard, you're mixing up 1+1+1+1 and 1+1-1+1-1+...
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>>8647192
Is this in the actual anime or is it a /sci/ edit?
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>>8647203
no, he's not (mixing, wtf?) confusing them
refer to zeta(0)
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>>8642112

It's got less to do with University in general, and more to do with people noticing the field is actually much more difficult than expected.
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>>8647208
>mixing, wtf?
pic related
>zeta(0)
I didn't know it's true for 1+1+1+1+... too, so I thought he was talking about the other numberphile meme involving ones.
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>>8647205
Speaking of, /r/ing that edit of whatever where an anime girl is talking to /pol/ about why he's so awful

>error: You are.
Get that descartes shit outta my face
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>>8647342
>>error: You are.
>Get that descartes shit outta my face
I kek'd
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>>8641835
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>>8643403
i do not understand
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>>8643602
stop posting this
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>>8643152
Had this drawing in my Chem book on my first year, good times
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>>8644074
This is amazing. Thank you so much for posting this
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>>8648601
It's incredible, isn't it? Truly a marvel.
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>>8644074

Interesting. I think I will save this for the next race superiority thread that pops up on /sci/, because clearly vaginal and anal ripping is the most superior in white lolis.
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/r/ einstein-rosen bridge
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>>8644074
wat
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"The number you have dialed is imaginary.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."
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>>8648802
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
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>>8648807
I find Leibniz's claim to calculus a bit derivative.
OR
Newton's math work is integral to modern society
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>>8645652
Holy shit I'm just twenty pages into the book and it is pure comedy gold
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>>8645652
lmao
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>>8641835
Why is this funny?
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>>8643403
lmao
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>>8648647
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>>8649032
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>>8645652
>http://i7-dungeon.sourceforge.net/math_hard.pdf
the fuck is wrong with this book nigga
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>>8649126
Nigga what the fuck are you running?
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>>8649126
>tfw to intelligent to read

just reload it nigga
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>>8645652
>some idiot converts a bunch of scanned pages into djvu, using the djvu preset for text, fucking up the cover, instead of using the photo preset for the cover and text preset for the rest
>then some other idiot proceeds to convert the djvu that was originally no bigger than 2 megabytes into a 25 megabyte pdf
I want to punch these people in the face
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>>8648844
Why does the last one seems interesting?
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>>8642239
I liked your bantz. These other guys are dumbfucks.
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>>8647126
>not putyn

fucking retard
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>>8649519
In the German language the triple carbon bond prefix is -in. They don't say Alkyne, they say Alkine

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkine

So, instead of ethyne, propyne, butyne, they say ethin, propin, butin. It was probably a German who made that meme
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>>8644074
Holy kek, i remember this thread.
Still waiting for release tough.
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>>8649553
sorry family, my ignorance was in full force
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Is this how you little nerds obtain self validation? Posting images that are mildly funny only because they take a little longer to get than the average yo mama joke. You guys really should consider suicide.
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>>8649752
Is this how your little ego obtains self validation? Making posts that are mildly insulting only because they take a little longer to read than the average 'lol cuck' comment. You really should consider living a little.
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>>8649752

Someone's butthurt. I am sorry that our jokes are incomprehensible to your little brainlet and, hence, are making you feel frustrated.

Let me recommend that you stop reading /sci/ and go do something that you enjoy rather than continuing being a masochist.
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>>8649752
>>>/b/ylyl go here for easier jokes.
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>>8649764
Thanks, Lori.
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>>8649923
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>>8642704
Who is this? Schopenhauer?
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>>8649752
yes
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>>8646941
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. People aren't afraid of the dark, they're afraid of the unknown. You don't know what's lurking behind the dark, and you don't want to go into a dark room without seeing it first. If he actually said it, the guy is a class A douchebag salesman.
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>>8650021
Schopenhauer would be too beta to go to a club
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>>8646941
When I was a little kid, I was really scared of getting hit by a car. But then I came to understand, a car is just a metal chassis propelled by an internal combustion engine. Then I thought, well it's really silly to be afraid of a metal chassis. Then I wasn't afraid of cars anymore after that.
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>>8650350
Hah yes, but who is the man?
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>>8642527
good stuff. ONES should not be simple lines u fucks! use a real font
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>>8642566
that scale is for grad school....
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>>8643173
Why would the male give a a fuck if the female came bacK? Is he a bitch?
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>>8641917

Didn't Galileo show that all objects fall at the same rate?
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>>8650483
lobachevsky
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>>8646941
There was a documentary series on netflix that had an episode on him, I forgot the name.
Normies repeated this garbage statement multiple times in the first 5 minutes I had to shut it off.
I can't tell if they honestly expected the viewer to be in awe of a kid that wasn't afraid of the dark
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>>8646987
>>8646937

The coolest part is that it's not just some random background scenery, its an actual solution to the problem going on in the plot of the episode.
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>>8642112
I was hovering at just below the second ambition until I had to stop going to college, then I spent a few months working my way down to "get a job"
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>>8643413
just reading about this guy today on wikipedia. he found some german hacker by the name of hess in the 80s then 10 years later he said that e-commerce was never going to take off. now he sells his wares to unsuspecting tourists like a gypsy.
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>>8646064

Hate that fucking facebook page.
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>>8643425
>hey thats pretty funny
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>>8649757
Is this how your little "noun" obtains self validation? "Verbing nouns" that are mildly "adjective" only because they take a little longer to "verb" than the average "example." You really should consider "patronizing advice."
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>>8647205
it was a while ago when i saw this (chunibyo demo koi ga shitai / "even geeks want love") but pretty sure it's slight /sci/ edit. the guy was making that girl admit that her delusions don't exist
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>>8650625
I think they're making fun of how autistic he is when they quote it, not sure though
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>>8650305


I meet people like you all the time IRL

>You're not scared of heights, you're scared of falling
>You're not scared of the dark, you're scared of the unknown
>You're not scared of snakes, you're scared of being bitten
>You're not scared of water, you're scared of drowning

The true answer is


>You're not scared of heights, you're scared of death
>You're not scared of the dark, you're scared of death
>You're not scared of snakes, you're scared of death
>You're not scared of water, you're scared of death

It's natural to be scared of death, but some people see more threat in some things more than others.

Saying:
>People aren't afraid of the dark, they're afraid of the unknown

Is retarded and just stating the obvious
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>>8650783
Hesrightyouknow.jpeg
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>>8650305
people are scared of pain more than death.
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>>8650783
>hurr you can't say something obvious
the point is you're clearly no scared about the absence of photons themselves, but the perception of the room they give you
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>>8649752
>he thinks contextual jokes are a way to feed my ego
>he feeds his own ego by assuming he's better somehow than /sci/ posters

Irony.
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>>8641835
IQ tests.
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>>8646417
How the fuck did this get past peer reviewing?

>cited by 223 documents
what the actual fuck?
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>>8650915

You obviously misunderstood what I said

My point is

>Fear of heights
>Fear of falling

Are just different ways of saying the same thing, but they're both wrong. Every (normal) human has a fear of death

>Absence of photons
>Perception of the room

Both different ways of saying the same thing

In reality you're scared of what is in the unkown and how it relates to you: can it kill you, harm you? etc

by extension it's just a fear of death

I was mainly addressing those people who ironically see themselves as intellectually superior for making remarks like

>you're scared of falling, not heights

when in fact they are wrong in saying that
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>>8651041
i think its cited by maths people for a laff iirc
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>>8651059
It's still unbelievable to me.. I mean it's literally a highschool subject. Not only that, but did he/she not do ANY research? Just google it ONCE and you'll see how retarded you were. And it even got published.. just wow
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>µ
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>>8651049
Well its great that you managed to feel superior to both sides
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>>8651065
>φ
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>>8642559
Is there an identical comic with AGW substituted for immigration, or is using MS paint to make your argument a partisan thing?
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>>8651118

Why did you even bother responding?
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>>8650741
Is this how your little fart obtains self validation? Big farts that are mildly smelly only because they take a little longer to fart than the average fart. You really should consider not farting.

I love mad libs
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>>8649923
Giggled at "1, 0 or itself".
Nice one, anon.
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>>8651230
Passing the baton. I used to have a similar view of the world as you (opinionated on plebs having pleb opinions and other plebs having slightly less pleb opinions when my superior one was a bit deeper than theirs) and somebody told me the exact same sentence I said to you. I realised that on some level he was right and then stopped giving a fuck either way. It was very Zen-like experience.
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>>8649156
Anyone got the djvu version? this one is giving me cancer
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>>8651386
It's on libgen. It still has the cancerous front cover, but it doesn't take op 25 megabytes.
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>>8641835
Is this "friction" comment meant to be some sex joke? I'd cause a lot of friction in her pussy.
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>>8644074
Anyone knows what this guy is up to these days?
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>>8644074
fellow /agdg/er here
please GTFO lolidev
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>>8651436
Because you're so ugly that her twat would be dry as a British political drama?
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>>8643152
>cis and trans isomers
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>>8651576
Why?
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>>8651576
What chan is /agdg/ on?
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>>8650305
that's all well and good, but on a primal level, people actually are afraid of the dark
knowing what's in the dark can take that away, but sometimes it doesn't; maturity can take it away too, but again on rare occasions it doesn't; even when people think they're not afraid of the dark, something can bring it back-- there's a reason horror movies are usually set at night
now, yes, the reason for the fear of the dark is to keep us from wondering into a bear's den or walking off a cliff in the dark, but the specific fear of the dark is part of who we are
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>>8651721
there's a board of it on 8ch as mentioned but really everyone just uses the /vg/ version here
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>>8651721
>>8651743
Don't be fooled, he's hiding the agdg thread on 8ch's /v/
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>>8643399
This is the best one.
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>>8652269
actually I didn't know that existed, I might check that out now
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>>8652323
t. yurifag
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/ethan/
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>>8647209
smart nigga
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>>8642112
So true. Except for math people it usually ends at getting a job as an quant/programmer.
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>>8653684
This is a humor thread, not a cringe thread
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>>8643403
all my keks
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>>8642559
haha why are you white nationalists so damn whiny? You all act like children.
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>>8648487
root 2 is an irrational number and hence has an infinite number of digits after the point, so even though it is a shorter distance than 2, he can never reach it.
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>>8646941
He was highlighting that having knowledge of something dispels irrational fears of it.
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>>8654329

he is right you know
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>>8648844
For those who haven't realised, the images are becoming less defined as the theorem becomes more general.
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>>8644074
Apparently the code for this thing is absolutely horrendous

...y'know, besides the whole raping lolis n stuff
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>>8642527
next you'll tell me Xi over Xi-bar is bad notation...
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>>8649126
incredible
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>>8643413
I actually bought a Klein bottle from this guy for my dad's birthday. I told him he was a physicist, so he filled in the dimensions with error bars: example, volume" 0 ± 0.001

They guy is seriously kooky. You should see the Nova documentary about him finding the hacker.
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>>8654424
>>8654420
>>8654416
>>8654414
>>8654410
Absolute gold, saved every one
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>>8641835
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>>8646417
>from the Obesity Research Center
too fitting
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>>8654244
>Not smile of a thousand sums
ONE JOB
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>>8654395
>chemical-free
EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8654844
that's
the
joke
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>>8653684
He put that pic of himself with a guitar there just to make him look like a cool and approachable guy. Pure cringe

Also I remember the thread in which he was introduced. Apparently nobody likes the kid
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>>8642182
So spotted Hyena mating is basically femdom?
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>>8648487
He doesn't believe sqrt 2 exists and thus does not fall for that ruse
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>>8654345
thanks we're not deaf
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>>8654882

Yep. Hyenas like it ruff.
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>>8646511
Nigger shut up
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>>8654329
he could say he organized them by grade.
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>>8654424
my sides
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>>8645652
Keeping this for when I need to put myself to sleep. Greatly appreciated anon.
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>>8645652
Why the fuck is like every other page unreadable?
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>>8650783
if i'm so scared of death then why am i more afraid of skiing fast downhill than i am of sitting on my ass all day eating junk and giving myself heart cancer
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>>8655370

Same reason that people are more afraid of dying in a terrorist attack than in a car crash: we are generally more afraid when lots of people die at once than when it happens over a long time.
Same with airplane crashes vs car crashes
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>>8651291
Yet you still argue about this kind of crap on the internet. You didn't mask your hypocrisy very well, buddy
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>>8654345
don't reply to my posts ever again
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>>8654424
only 1 fits in the raft before sinking, by my calculations
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>>8655658
Diamond is not a metal. Fuck you.
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>>8655681
We all saw, anon.
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>>8655698
True. I do wonder what would happen if instead a diamond made of metal crashed into a wall of cars.
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>>8655646
I'm not the guy who you were arguing with for a huge chain of posts though, my first post was
>Well its great that you managed to feel superior to both sides
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>>8654345
Or as the theorem becomes more abstract
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>>8641870
Im in the fucking construction business and I still fucking got it-good chuckle
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>>8655658
don't reply to my or my wife's son's posts ever again
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>>8655698
That;s the joke, newfag
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>>8642726
>No upright d in derivatives
>Writing \vec{q} instead of q_i

Disgusting.
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>>8641930
>Prince
everythyme
>>
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vsauce and other /popsci/ memes?
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>>8657075
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>>8651063
Using Google would have been difficult at the time.
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>>8642159
>Beef tensors
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>>8642102
I remember when Thermo for engineers was scary too
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>>8642112
>get a job above get a job at any university
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>>8646511

>libtard
mfw I just realized the re in retard stands for republican.
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>>8657179
Go away, /pol/
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>>8642138
Couple of nerds, I'd just beat them up.
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>>8657281
Yeah bruh, nerds sure are stupid bruh
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>>8642112
Skip the bs and jump straight to the end.
Sums up my life perfectly right now.
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>>8657093
>yellowed.com
muh sides
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>>8647126
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