How can we defend our planet or solar system from gamma ray bursts?

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By sacrificing all of the cows on the planet in a dark blood ritual praising the eldritch gods of science.

>>8639370
I'm kind of skeptical about this, but, well, you fellas *are* the science board.

>>8639370
f*cking epic! upboated!

>>8639375
Just say a few prayers to Einsteinius and Newtronin whilst throwing powdered chalk over your shoulder and you should be safe, it's all a very technical procedure but it can be easily replicated with enough study that even a brainlet can do it.

i'd be more worried about deadly neutrinos

create a protective layer of cow farts

>>8639354
ask the ancient brachiopods,bivalves,byrozoans and corals.

>>8639773
dodge the burst by using directed farts to move earth