Is there any way to render yourself mute? I have my reasons.

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>>8614182

Cut your vocal cord.

stop talking

duct tape or yell yourself hoarse/to the point of rupture

If you stop talking for months, you'll be having difficulties making normal sounds. Like a semi-mute.

Source: friendless in a foreign country, don't speak the language obv

>>8614194

I have been trying to avoid people. It's not working very well.

However, I have noticed phrases that I say don't always work out correctly. I need to get to your pro level though.

By the way, which country?

>>8614194
I can do that, I'm a shut-in NEET. However it's only semi and will probably return
>>8614184
Surgery costs money anon.
>>8614188
That sounds very painful

Is there no substance I can take that will ruin my vocal cords without killing me?

>>8614211

I liked the idea of not talking for years. It might help make the muscles go through dystrophy.

>>8614211
If you take enough fluoroquinolones you can rupture the tendons. Of course that will be immensely painful and fuck up the rest of your body too.

source: took norfloxacin

>>8614220
Obviously I could just not talk but would people believe that?

a quick, sharp shock to your broca's area should do the trick

if only there were something capable of delivering quick, sharp shocks, possibly with projectiles

>>8614182
ok man, I'll bite
Why do you need to be mute?

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This thread interests me
I also have trouble not stopping talking
You see I am a proprietor of memes and it's getting out of hand. People have begun to avoid me

>>8615321
Start exercising and going out and shit. You'll calm down.

>>8615326
but brahmo I already run 10k everyday
the memes drive me
but they are also driving me to my doom

>>8615328
How about alcohol?

>>8615335
I can't afford alcohol besides I think that would either make my memes stronger and/or I'll become an alcoholic
This isn't a sound plan

>>8615337
Why not let the memes overtake you?

>>8615338
You don't understand
Once you delve deep enough you realize it is a siren call

>>8615344
Don't let your memes be dreams

>>8615353
You can't define a dream no more than you can define a meme

>>8615321
>>8615326
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>>8615357
>get in /sci/ for the first time
>I have entered /phi/instead
Don't stop anons

>>8615381
Memeology is the only field of philosophy I respect

Now check my dubs

>>8615397
but anon, you are the memes

dubs confirm existencial crysis

>>8614194
After a week without talking you already notice the difference.

>>8615328
Running 10k everyday has got to be rough on the knees, homie.

>>8614227
It would be pretty difficult. You'd need to train yourself not to react vocally whenever there's any strong stimulus (pain, surprise, and probably the most difficult: laughter). It's almost impossible to train that sort of thing alone, so you'd be better off trying a different method.

>>8614182
Become a vocalist in a Screamo band and try way too hard.
Supposedly, this is the reason why you've never heard Skrillex talk.

>>8614182
Isn't it easier to just keep your goddamn mouth shut?

>>8614182
Deep throat a million dicks every day.

Become a singer in a Death Metal band and go on tour without ever practicing your vocals. After a few concerts you will probably spit blood.

Could you just explain why? I'm extremelly curious.