Identify?

>>8607980
Roach.
Nigga das nasty

>>8607980
brown recluse

>>8607984
This.

>>8607980
Something you should have id'd as squishable. Instead, you take a picture.
Are you trying to find insecticide (neurotoxin) to kill them off or merely weird? If it's insecticide, try to remember the family in texas who recently died because they were careless with pesticides.

>>8607980
How big is it?

>>8607980
OP.. you shouldn't talk about your family members like that.

That's a turk.

>>8607980
Genus is Periplaneta, probably Periplaneta americana.

/an/ is usually a better resource for questions like these

>>8607980
Looks like a T*rk to me.

>>8607980
Grasshopper.

>>8609241
confirmed

>>8607980

Bug? That's an Eastern coyote in its larval form, my zoologically ignorant friend. Latin name Drosophila melanogaster. I promise he's more scared of you than you are of him

>>8610436
I just heard a coyote in its larval shape! I could just make him out, but i know it was a larva cause I couldnt see him. musta been cuz hes so small..