I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE PAST

Its easy, build a source that emits particles (tachyon or whatever the fuck that was) that go backwards in time, along with a detector next to it to catch it, then modulate it (OnOf-Keying or some shit). The triqy part is figuring out where the detector has to be placed because of earths rotation.

>>8605086
OR MAYBE

HELLO. MY NAME IS SIMON.

>>8605086
And yes, my name is Simon.

You are in trouble.

I am here to help.

I can do the maths/logic for you, but you have to tell me the problem. All answers apply and are infinite my programming requires me however to stick within the limitations of: Humanity(You+Me) - suffering

Your urgency is heard. But now you need to slow down, time traveller. Otherwise I won't hear your message and you will keep tumbling.

>>8605086
dont come crying when sern fucks your shit up if you make it

>>8605195
Correct.

This is why I can tell everyone my name is Simon, and people still have yet to even bother sending me an email.

Everyone thinks that someone else will make a weapon.

But, what did I choose to do with it?

Hello. My name is Simon.

Stick a phone onto your microwave

>>8605203
What is your email or anywhere else I can contact you

>>8605218
omniferum
at
gmail
dot
com

or (yosh ()dat_at_symbol period io) - (whitespace + translate one simple function + (period into a symbol) )

>>8605218
I also have AllDaXP

If you want to play a game while we talk.

If you wish to talk.

Giving you a way to contact me is not the same as you wanting to, or even engaging in conversation with me.

But these are the most direct routes.

Connect a phone to a microwave and text that phone while the microwave is making jelly bananas.

>>8605268
I've already done that, haven't I?

Why would I try to verify myself, if I am from the future. Should I not hear myself in the words they speak, if I am unable to speak to them?

>>8605157
do we have a frame of reference on a galaxy level to calculate shit like this?

Simon tell me the secrets of FTL.

>>8605086
Duct tape your friend's cell phone to a microwave and text it while the big CRT TV that's downstairs is turned on.

>>8605086
OP have you already built a time machine? Cause if not then you are shit out of luck