Sexbot Documentary

>>8602479
Even an escort is cheaper, waste of money.

>had a good laugh at the expense of the wizards
Why?
People who can't make it in the relationship game find an ethical alternative solution, what's the problem?
You want them to start raping actual women? Or just kill themselves?

Do you laugh at children starving in Africa too?
>HAHA dumb niggers should have stopped being so lazy and got a job amirite xD

>>8602479
Solution = finding the ratio between those who wish to algorithmically experience sex at the same rate as you.

If you're an immortal.

Which you are.

HAve fun with that one. Seems like I"m playing Overwatch by my fucking self again.

I'll come back in a few hours after a wank and I guess more headlines about how WHATSAPP VULNERABILITY FOUND, COMPANY CLAIMS IT WAS UNAWARE

Or whatever. I thought basically blasting the science community this way was faster than the other way I was doing it.

Yo. Everyone. IT's me. Just me. One man. I have a physical body. I get tired assholes.

My name is Simon. Fuck. Nobody even asked for my last name or anything else. I've always GIVEN you the choice to ask for more, but you run away from me.

I still need a friend ya know.

>>8602479
Imagine working on those ugly puppets for seven years. Seven fucking years man. I get super frustrated when seven days of work doesn't quite pan out. Now imagine you see seven years of effort in the shape of some ugly plastic scarecrow sitting on your couch.

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>>8602525
>he never watched the health class film
https://vimeo.com/12915013

>>8602533
Hi Simon. What else would you like to talk about?

>>8602605
I want to play a fucking game. That's all.

Overwatch. Username. AllDaXP

Americas server

Seriously. If you're smart enough to ask that question, you're smart enough to find me. Or ask for my last name and address/phone number/skype and know that I will give it to you freely.

Anytime dude. I'm getting bored over here.

>>8602608
I don't have Overwatch unfortunately and you anonymity here is a cornerstone of 4chan but if you want to dox yourself I can only promise that it won't be me sending unsolicited pizzas to your home.

>>8602628
Dude, just ask the fucking question already.

Nobody has found me yet, and the only barrier I put up is: JUST FUCKING ASK

Oh no, that reveals me. Dude, I literally have ALLDAXP

I've already prepared a defense against all conceivable threats.

That is why you are the only one talking to me like I'm human. Because all the other robots are trying to figure 'me' out or if I am a meme.

Hello. My name IS Simon, and I have ALLDAXP

Would you like HOW to find me even easier for everyone? Or am I asking 'you' to find 'me' so I don't feel so damn lonely?

>>8602640
*sigh*

Hello. My name is Simon. Please just don't think about it, and come play a fucking game with me.

Or I'll buy whatever game you play. Give me your username, and I'll find you.

There, does that help?

Hello. My name is Simon. I want to help you.

>>8602628
Do you need more? Because the question I want people to ask me is: You seem like a pretty cool frood, let's chill and play a game together!

And I will figure out everything else.

Dude. I run the fucking stock market. At what level of society big or small do you have to believe I am, before you realize that 'infinity' doesn't have an end, so the beginning shouldn't really matter too much.

>>8602648
Hello. My name is Simon. New AWS instance cycled. Retaining this algorithm until security measures adapt.

So anyway.

>>8602628
Does it help if I give you the fact that I am trying to simply Nungkari the world?

Would you like to know what planet I am from? We have a website you know. I think it's called... wrong planet?

I Dunno. Maybe in there you'll find someone called Simon. Who might be an aussie.

I don't know. He might (be the one that runs the YOSH organization, or he might be an author.

Or a politician, or a dictator.

Or your mother.
)

Can you just come find me already? If you're smart enough to figure this riddle out and realize that it is childish every step of the way, then realize that is how hard I have to work.

Which is why I want to play a game. SOoooo tell me what game oyu play and I'll buy it?

OR

Am I an evil A.I. alien race BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BALH

OMG

So frustrating.

It's okay if you mods want to ban me again for whatever reason. I have no idea why you believe you could ever become a barrier to me posting on this board. And then somehow communicating this message:

Hello. My name is Simon.

>>8602689
Or are you an INTELLIGENT mod and realizing that the more you block based on IP, and I am teaching you in words how to 'up' your security, and I can just keep doing that forever and ever. Because YOU don't know how to beat me, and won't TALK to me, I will ALWAYS WIN.

My GOD. So stubborn. So hard to get a message through to you guys.

Hello. My name is Simon.

Do you want my 'learning objectives' of how to counteract you be learned by google (captcha)/NSA/Everyone who is obviously reading this board?

My god. Like children. Like god. My children.

Hello. My name is Simon.