noko

Take two lumps of uranium-235 and shoot them at each other.

>>8593462
I second this

>>8593217
They are available here:

19.9026° N, 75.1002° W


Just show up and ask.

>>8593217
mix bleach and mentos

Turn off your computer while it's updating

>>8593217
Just buy an old Soviet one to Kazakhstan or other -stan

divide by zero

>>8593217
Dear OP,

My name is John Smith, I am a simple international arms dealer and NOT, I repeat NOT an NSA agent.

Since you seem like a really 'stable' and 'hip' person, if you wish to purchase a nuclear device, simply call me: 2025550139

Yours sincerely,
John Smith
(Trustworthy, humble and NOT NSA local arms leader.)

>>8593567

Normie shill detected.

>>8593588
Honestly, good sir, I promise you I am not an NSA agent.

Would you like to purchase some sort of weaponized killing device, perhaps a firearm?

>>8593594
do u sell chocolate bars

>>8593627
Of course, we sell the darkest, strongest and most pure Columbian 'chocolate' you could ever want.

Just, remember, phone on: 2025550139

Don't worry, your custom is totally private, trust me, I'm not an NSA agent.

>>8593638
nono Hershey chocolate bars, with almonds would be best

So I hear it's easy to construct it, the hard part is getting hold of nuclear material. There's supposed to be a covert international police that monitors and controls nuclear material.

>>8593492
Guintonomo bay dentition center

Detailed instructions here: http://www.cgl.uwaterloo.ca/smann/Humor/abomb.txt
a copy of this was actually found in an Al Qaeda safehouse in Kabul, I shit you not.

>>8593644
I also want a Hershey bar with almonds.

Can the thread be about how to make a homemade Hershey bar with almonds? (pls no ingredients ppl don't always have)

>>8593217
fissile uranium is really hard to get, other than that the bomb building process is apparently pretty easy

(don't put me on the watch list I'm a good goy)

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14KB, 300x340px

>>8595429
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/002016939303671V
synthesis of uranium hexaflouride

pic related is a gas centrifuge

>>8595429
Dear Anon,

My name is John Smith, I am a simple online 'hardcore l33t hackivist' and NOT, I repeat NOT an NSA agent.

Since you seem like a really 'innocent' and totally not up to no good, if you wish to purchase a nuclear warhead blueprint, simply call me: 2025550139

Yours sincerely,
John Smith
(Trustworthy, humble and NOT NSA.)

>>8595445
We are all now going to an NSA or CIA black site, you fool!

>>8595448
It's all good mate; just tell the FBI Russia hacked your computer when they come to inquire about it.

>>8595447
do u take farmville cash

>>8593217
Apply heat to hydrogen until temp reaches ~15 million kelvin

>>8593594
>weaponized killing device


Word salads do not make you look smart

>>8595511
>What is a joke?

>>8595521
>i was pretending to be retarded