Hey /sci/, what's the safest way to kill myself?

killing yourself is fundamentally unsafe

>>8576241
Citation needed

>>8576241
well that was a short thread

>>8576238
Do you contribute to society?

If so don't do it; you must counterbalance the overwhelming amount of dumb-asses in this world who are busy corroding society in a quest for self fulfillment.
Take being depressed as a gift--it means you're smart enough to realize that the world we live in is a shit show that's only going to get worse over the next few generations.

>>8576238
refer to /b/'s crystal forming recepies

>>8576238
Bump

>>8576238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3IkAHAOQIk

>>8576238
If by safe you mean effective and painless, then inert gas

If by safe you mean unlikely to hurt you, you're an idiot

>>8576238
why are you concerned about safety if your goal is your own death?

>>8576238
Jump in front of a train during peak hour.

>>8576238
Why don't you go with a bang?

Can you still buy premade exit bags somewhere?

I'm a brainlet and don't want to fuck up with the DIY shit.

Old age. I bet you won't.

>>8576530
They arent hard to make. Like at all

And a fuckup just means you dont die and have to buy another one

>>8576548
>end up with even more brain damage
>too stupid to buy anything

>>8576281
Statistically, it's the people who contribute that go through with it in most cases. I wonder why that is.