Is there any proof that Santa exists?

>>8562147
There's no proof he doesn't exist

There's some observational evidence:
"Mission Control, we've got Santa Claus coming over the hill...."
"Roger, Apollo. Hold your fix. Switching bravo. Do you copy?"
"Roger, Houston. Bravo link...."

>>8562155
Back in middle school I read a text with calculations: even if he used timezones to his advantage he would have less than a millisecond per home which is at least 50 shorter than the time it takes for signals to go from your brain to your legs.

>>8562147
>Santa Claus

>>>/x/

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>>8562200
If Santa isnt real then who got me and my brother these awesome body pilllows

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>>8562147
YOU THINK ALL THESE FUCKING PRESENTS JUST *EVOLVED* TO BE UNDER THE TREE? DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU SOUND? THEY'RE A RESULT OF INTELLIGENT CREATION AND SANTA IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION

FUCKING DARWINISTS

>>8562225
>DARWINISTS

It's "evolutionists", get it right.

Fuck evolutionists and fuck Richard Darwin.

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Santa is a spook.

>>8562147
Santa is a self replicating meme, which lives in our brains and replicates itself by forcing it's bearer to leave toys wrapped in colorfull paper under some particular type of a tree. What more proof do you need?

>>8562197
What if Santa has logistics engineers Santa Couriers™ working for him

>>8562147
Jesus christ when will this shitposting end

>>8562316
This is 4chan.

The shitposting will never end.

If you don't like shitposting, go to reddit.

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>>8562147

Yes, we have his bones.

>>8562147
Why, of course!
Satan is as real as you and me

>>8562197
Evidence != Proof

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>>8562695
>expecting proof outside of a math class

*tips fedora*

>>8562699
relevant xkdcdk XD!!!!!!!

>>8562197
Santa Claus doesn't go to chinese kids homes, he doesn't go to Zimbabwe, he doesn't give gifts to mudslimes... He only gives gifts to good, honest Christian families.

Do those calculations again, and only consider the population of Christians. I think you'll find the numbers much more promising :^

>>8562147
If Santa isn't real then how are there presents? Checkmate atheists.