So how does one get to a parallel universe?

>>8540203
haven't you Seen interstellAr, dumbass? it's riGht in the fucking moviE

>>8540203

There are three methods: You can have been born into one, you can invent an impossible machine using nonsense and magic, or you can kill yourself. I can only guarantee the last one.

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>>8540232
I'll have to rewatch it thanks anon

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>>8540270
Stop pissing on yourself

>>8540326
>projecting this hard

Which is, [math]incidentally[/math], also an answer to OP's question.

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>>8540345
Lmao the equilibrium of spatial disorientation is greatest at the sum of your stupidity. Can you the math?

>>8540203
It's easy, you just need to build up speed for 12 hours.

>>8540232
I think if you SAGE you can get to one

You could tap into one, it's not as hard but staying there is the problem

>>8540617
came here for the meme

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>>8540617
Nice will try it

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>>8540203
probably wise to first prove there exists a parallel universe
before you decide to blast yourself into it.
>pic related

>>8540203
make a decision

>>8542165
I made the decision to click on this thread; this universe is total balls.

>>8542196

Then just shoot yourself in the head and reroll. Quantum Immortality has a 50% chance of being true, that's pretty decent odds.

>>8540203
You are already in a parallel universe.

Think about it.

>>8542136
>pic related

That pic is from The Hurt Locker and the guy got the vest strapped to him by force, get your context right.

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build up speed for 12 hours in a pedro spot

>>8542209
>50% chance of being true
explain

>>8542419
It's either true or it isn't.

you would need alot of lasers and stuff i cannot explain it here.

stick your dick in a lightsocket

for an object, like a human body you would need an impossibly big ammount of energy to get into another dimension. It could be possible to go there by separating your "sould" (if we have one) from your physical body. That is a theory but would theoretically actually happend by killing yourself.
Jokes pls don't do that, try OBE first

>>8540203
it doesn't matter if you are in parallel universe or not

>>8542419
>not recognizing the 'true or it isn't meme'

>>8546039
*I mean soul

>>8546039
t. PhD in meme physics

>>8546180
why thanks m7+1