Helium tank straight to your mouth, keep until you pass out, you'll wake up with a lower voic e
check /b/ for their crystal forming recipes
Produce ethanol via fermentation and then distill it / dry it
microwave a spoon and hold him under cold water
>>8534024
Can I drink that?
Also, I know you phaggots are going to say shite like "ammonia + bleach lulz". Don't bother.
>>8534028
Yes
>>8534000
Vinegar+baking soda=volcano
>>8534028
No ethanol is poisonous because of the extra ch3 group (like methamphetamines and amphetamines) instead drink methanol. That is what they use in alcohols.
>hehe xd
>>8534028
>Can I drink straight ethanol?
No you dingus. What do you think abv is?
>>8534000
That depends on how much you're willing to spend.
If you spend enough your "experiments" might actually earn your some profits [spoiler]and years in prison[/spoiler]
>>8534000
Hint hint***
Try the Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments by Saxon
>>8534000
mix bleach and acetic acid (vinegar) in your toilet bowl and watch it go as clean as a whistle
>>8534000
for an actual answer, look into doing growing crystals. This guy makes some cool ones.
https://www.reddit.com/user/dmishin/submitted/
Drug overdose
Fill your bathtub with lye. You can figure out the rest
sand and water to make mud!!!
>>8534000
take a cup of hydrogen peroxide and add a cup of blood (from steaks or ground beef works) and watch the foam explosion
>>8534016
Here's how you make some crystals. This recipe was published in a peer reviewed journal. The authors recommend using everclear
>Take caustic soda (1/2 glass)
>Fill the rest with water
>Drink but keep it in your mouth for at least 30 sec before swallowing
>Gets whiter teeth
>Healthy liver
>Improve cognitive skills
>Profit
>>8534000
soda bottle + HCl 10 mol + tin foil + shake and throw
>>8534000
dont try those on /b/ out
>>8534000
Gummy bear and potassium chlorate
Thermite
Oscillating chemical clock
backing soda and vinegar
>>8534028
Yeah, just don't use fruit with pectin in it, you'll make methanol. Also don't drink ethanol that is over 95% pure, it denatures proteins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz0pp33BX_E
>>8538173
Though I can't really find fault with the science on this one, I will say their lab method isn't exactly safe.
>>8538206
I once got told how to make gun powder. The final chemical product is a solid, similar to slate, that you need to break up and granulate yourself. Sounds dangerous as fuck. A single spark could blow you up.
>>8536855
This will kill me, right?
>>8538700
>This will kill me, right?
Oh yeah.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hydroxide
>>8538348
Its not that hard.. You add sulfur to rocket candy and there you go
>>8534000
Cooking
>>8534000
You can do lots of computational chemistry. Look up ORCA, GAMESS, or Firefly
>>8536010
Woaaahhhh!!!! Wiggid!!!
>>8534000
get the kosmos and thames 3000
>>8534000
Homebrewing
>>8539052
Stop trolling.