Troll Science thread

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If you can figure this out without using muh conservation of energy, 10 points for you!

>>8529642
lel

Does it actually mean it will run forver? I only thought it was needed no fuel, but it doesn need a power source.

>>8529626
The water pushes down on the ball forming the seal at the bottom.

>>8529622
Hahaha

>>8529626
Friction in gears.

>>8529626
Took me waay too long. Then I tried to imagine how much buoyant force would be required to open a ball-sized seal, without the loop or any other crap, and realized that of course no number of balls would be sufficient, this is like trying to use buoyant force to lift the whole tank (or at least the column of water above the seal).

>>8529914
The apples would leak. Better to bring in helium balloons and tie them to the apple stems. If you cover the balloons and strings with pictures of the inside of a grocery store the cashier won't be able to see them.

>>8529364
Top kek.

>>8529928
Reatrd

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>>8529364
> EPA says climate change is problem
> Run for President
> Get elected
> Appoint climate change denier as head of EPA
> No more climate change!

Tune in tomorrow when we appoint a guy who is against paying workers overtime as the head of the Department of Labor!

>>8529962
Funniest part of the thread

>>8529642
It's not technically troll science to rearrange atoms to get a preferable element, that is called nuclear fusion and nuclear fission. It's usually not energy effective however, the energy required to knock off a proton exceeds the energy gained in quantum stability (though some do have an energy surplus like decaying uranium or smashing together hydrogen) but there's no mastered technique to do this for just any element.

>>8529983
>hire exxon mobil ceo as secretary of state

watch liberals die of sorrow and pain

>>8530409
At this point I'm expecting him to hire Hillary as secretary of state. It would be the best way to maximize the asshurt.

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>>8529983
>>8530409
feels so good, mang. no more taxes and regulation on me. sorry kids, the unborn have no right to a future. that's pro-life tier shit.