Sci Humor Thread

>>8511706
A homosexual?

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>>8511706
OP

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>>8511711

>>8511711
[math]\lim\limits_{t\to \infty}\text{/sci/} = /b/[/math]

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>>8511706
Every time I read "homogeneous" I pronounce it as "homo-gene-ass"

>>8511711
>>8511770
but who was t

there was a physicist called Wolfgang Paul and he called Pauli his imaginary part
i find this amusing

>>8511787
Time? idk, these faggots need to define their terms.

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>>8511706
I fucking waited all year in HS for my physics teacher to set me up for that joke and he never did! I am still a little pissed cause I always thought it was hilarious.

>>8511706
How did the mathematician fix his constipation problem?

[math] \mathbf{Spoiler} % He worked it out with a pencil [/math]

>>8511796
I get that but where is t in function

>>8511773
what the fuck is topology even about?

t. not-stem

>losing my shit at loaf of werewolf bread

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What do you call a parrot who didn't get any crackers?

>>8511826
coffee mug = donut
XDDD

>>8511830
>you sold me a dead curve

>>8511826
Basically, the study of spaces and what you can do with them/what happens in them.

It's only for raging autists who have a fetish for pathologies.

>>8511830
Jokes with Einstein thread?

>>8511706
OP's name

>>8511893
jokes on you, I inhale cock like its my job.
also I'm an engineer

>>8511856
Sooo... it flatlined?

>>8511830
the joke is in the file name egg suckers

>>8511787
Shitposting

>>8511829
Philosophers do not have brains.

>>8511912
Polynomial. Poly no meal

X = 9
X + Y = 20
X / Y = best day of my life

>>8514657
that was almost as funny as the real 9/11

>>8511706
??????????? wow fuck off that's the worst joke i've heard in weeks

>>8511706
An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

>>8511706
I think an analyst would have been a better answer

>>8513298
nobody has brains because they cannot know nuffin

>>8511706
Homogenius

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pic related is the only one that made me smile in rl, rest leaves me cold tbqh

>>8511884
>t. I merely passed the pointset topology course

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you guys are humorless brainlets

>>8511706
Homology, homomorphism, homotopy, homogeneous, homoclinic orbits, homothetic centers...

Oh I get it now mathematicians are supposed to all be geniuses so it's homogeneous

>>8515122
underrated

>>8516189
what is the picture referring to?

>>8516209
Celebi-yau manifolds

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>>8514705

>>8516215
no i mean the background picture

>>8516231
A forest and a boardwalk. and apache attack helicopters.

>>8515316
lel

>>8511706
homogenous

homo: same

geneous: composition

same composition.

i don't see where the humor is. are you a brainlet, by chance?

no homo

>>8515196
>anaLYST
I geddit

>>8516411
Cuz they go inside each other and are the same. Can't use that big nuron firer you got there eh?

>>8515443
i don't get the joke. specifically the second formula

>>8515122
exe lent giggle

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>>8513298
>>8513298

>>8516943
Euler-lagrange equation.
Most classical mechanics problems are trivial in the calculus of variations

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>>8511773
Now that's a horrifying interpretation of the hairy ball theorem.

>>8516209
lrn2gogle. it references a mentally challenged snowflake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ

>>8516181
wtf is that solution

>>8517680
>Most classical mechanics problems are trivial in the calculus of variations

That is incredibly untrue. The only trivial step is deriving the equations of motion.

Coming up with the proper Lagrangian and solving the equations of motion are both still difficult.

>>8511856
It's not dead, it's resting.

My clac2 professor actually said this to the class

>"I think students struggle with series and sequences because its difficult to get them engaged. Believe me, took 3 tries for my wife to say yes."

>>8511773
That's fucking gorgeous

>>8511773
Well if we don't ignore the butthole-mouth connection we get a donut. It's not hard to comb a donut smooth

What does a chemist call a ffm threesome?
"Double Bonding"

A physicist?
"Double slit experiment"

An engineer?
"Fucking gross, man"

>>8511822
You have to assume the function has been simplified and t is gone

>>8518499
it's funny because it implies that he married a student

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Classic

>>8520253
has anyone tried to find the thing butthurt baby was talking about?

>>8516185
Love this one