Anon makes an investment

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Anon makes an investment 2016-12-01 15:10:23 Post No. 8508611
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Anon makes an investment Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:10:23 Post No. 8508611 [Report]

Hey dumbasses. I just got finished buying ~2000 gallons of gas. (I have an RV and it didn't take as long as you may think.) Gas prices are pretty low right now and OPEC will be sure to fuck the Donald's new regime. I figure gas prices will probably double and I'll be sitting on a goldmine in a few months. Even if it takes years, I will get my money back and then some. Go ahead and crunch the numbers, nerds; just realize that I am smarter than you. My question to /sci/ is how do I keep this stuff from smelling up my house because it fucking reeks right now. No pics of my setup because what I have described is technically illegal due to fire code violations.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:13:10 Post No.8508614
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>>8508611
If you're not trolling, then good luck, because you'll need it.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:15:18 Post No.8508619
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>>8508611
Haha idiot gasoline has An expiration date. https://www.yourmechanic.com/article/does-gasoline-expire.
If you think the oil price Will Go up just buy ETF's.

>typical Donald poster

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:15:54 Post No.8508621
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>>8508611
Have you thought about selling gas from door to door once the prices increase? It might be a good idea.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:17:10 Post No.8508626
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>>8508619
Maybe it breaks down in like 20 years or some shit but it will be fine. I worked on cars a lot when i was younger.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:19:35 Post No.8508630
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:19:35 Post No.8508630 [Report]

I've got it sitting in an overground pool in my garage right now. I still have plenty of space for more.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:22:34 Post No.8508633
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>>8508630
pic or it didn't happen

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:27:45 Post No.8508642
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:27:45 Post No.8508642 [Report]

>>8508633
This now
>>8508630
>I've got it in a pool in my garage
Please post pics be real so absolutely retarded be real

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:28:10 Post No.8508643
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>>8508619
This. OP you fucked up.

I'm enjoying imagining you in 20 years trying to figure out what to do with your 2000 gallons of expired gasoline.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:30:46 Post No.8508649
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 15:30:46 Post No.8508649 [Report]

OP I sure hope you don't smoke
Or do anything involving electricity/fire within 100 meters of that pool

Anonymous 2016-12-01 17:20:32 Post No.8508825
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 17:20:32 Post No.8508825 [Report]

>>8508611
Why didn't you just buy gas/ oil futures you dumb fuck?

Anonymous 2016-12-01 17:28:19 Post No.8508839
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 17:28:19 Post No.8508839 [Report]

>>8508611
>storing it inside your house
>I am smarter than you
LOL best thread all day

Store it outside before the fumes kill you/give you cancer. Also you better be using rated gas cans because gasoline will eat theough regular plastics. Also the fumes are combustible.

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