So, I have a suitemate who I have to dorm with for 3 more weeks. Seeing as I am moving to an apartment and that this dude is a complete asshat, I wanted to do a harmless prank before I left. I was thinking along the lines of a small amount of contact explosive, like Nitrogen Triiodide, but I've made that before, and it stains everything. Are there any /sci/ themed pranks out there that won't get me expelled? Thanks.
>>8503647
shit in his bed
>>8503647
Cooking meth and diluting it into a cup of tea/coffee you make him?
Dead Hooker in his trunk.
Always good for a laugh.
>>8503647
suck his dick and let him fuck you up the ass, but whisper "no homo" the entire time
>>8503647
>was thinking along the lines of a small amount of contact explosive, like Nitrogen Triiodide
That will easily get you expelled. Life isnt like an 80s coming of age movie.
Also dont prank someone for being an asshat, it merely makes you the bigger asshat. Prank friends sure, but dont use it as a childish passive aggressive retaliation.
>>8503647
>harmless prank
>he's the asshat
L0Lno fgt pls
>>8503648
I shat on my Physics professors desk once. That was a great prank.
/sci/ approved.
>>8503647
kill yourself, shitheat
>>8503647
Inject him with plutonium. Always a great laugh.
>>8503647
shit on his sheet