I don't want to die, when will we invent immortality?

>>8498069
Drink bleach and you'll never have to worry about dying again.

>>8498073
Don't do it OP, this will kill or seriously injure you (this is worse because then you'll have a life of suffering from knowing that you listened to some idiot on the internet and hurt yourself because of it) and be crippled.

He wants to NOT die, not to NOT worry about dying.

And the solution to that is simple, just eat well and avoid dangers to your life and you'll live for a reasonable amount of time just like everyone else barring incredibly poor luck and/or a freak accident that kills you.

>>8498069
Don't worry about death, it will literally be peaceful bliss.

>>8498107
>>8498073
Incorrect, if you kill yourself you'll go to Hell for eternal punishment, because suicide is a sin. You can never escape the torments of life by killing yourself.

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>>8498108
In Hell they are all naked and sinners.
Sounds a lot more intriguing than those bunch of puritanical faggots of the paradise.

>>8498107
>, it will literally be peaceful bliss.
No it won't be.
Even if an aneurism pops or if your heart stops in your sleep, you WILL suffer and you WILL know it's over, and you'll want it to stop, and it won't, and you'll die.
Most people have it much worse. It takes years of daily degradation, misery and pain to eventually die.
All of you and all of us will experience this. There's no way around it and there will never be.

>>8498141
What about time dilation through drugs to simulate immortality?

>>8498151
Doesn't work. The tens of millions of disgusting and miserable filthy junkies around the world are the ultimate proof.

>>8498069
>I don't want to die
Wish I knew this feel

>>8498069
> when will we invent immortality?
Never, hopefully.

If we do, we'll have to take the Logan's Run approach, otherwise humanity will be a total gerontocracy.

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>>8498069
You have to accept it, anon.

>>8498887
Death is an abomination and one day we'll crack it.
And who cares if we will be a gerontocracy, that's the fucking point.

>>8498069
But you can't go to Gensokyo if you don't die, Anon

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>>8498136
Enjoy getting tortured forever

>>8498100
I am pretty sure anyone who listens to advice that bad would be long dead on 4 Chan by now.

I don't wanna die either.....

>>8499291
saved

>>8498108
>>>/x/

dying is natural you mong, no avoiding it until technology lets us otherwise, and that won't happen in our lifetime

>>8498069
Give money to the mad monk, if you want life exstensions.
That's what I did.