Math superpowers

>>8491316
like what??? the first derivative of [math] x^{2}[/math]? the pythagorean theorem?

get a life moron or youre gonna end up dieing alone.

I can count really really high.

I can almost instantanously approximate the amount of degrees to turn a wheel in order to stay on a path while simultaneously applying appropriate thrust to maintain my bering and velocity.

>>8491332

I once counted to 17, beat THAT!

lol OP is an edgy 17 year old that can factor and memorize the quadratic formula........
Everything you think you know isn't math, everything through calc 3 and diff eq are just prerequisites to actually do math.

>>8491316
>this is a superpower

Kek, keep thinking that, brainlet.

>>8491343
my IQ is 140 and I know pi to 200 decimal places

>>8491358
You can memorize a bunch of numbers? Can you derive the value of pi? No you just memorized a bunch of numbers? Yeah I'm sure your pseudo intellectual friends/parents think that's real impressive.

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i was able to teach my 7 year old niece the nine times table's finger trick 8)

I'm able to do math once my professor teaches me how to do it.

>>8491358
When I was younger, I was part of an after-school math program for fun and I learned that Pi was infinite but I didn't believe them at the time so I started to memorize as many digits as I could in hopes of proving them wrong. After I got past 100 (which I thought was a lot) I realized there was no end. At that point (3rd grade) I just memorized 1 - 2 extea digits a week just to see how far I could get. I'm 23 now and can write down over 900 digits of Pi. I can't say them out loud for some reason. Something about writing them down on a sheet of graph paper just gets my memory flowing.

I'm kind of a Chad (play hockey and football, known to sleep around, model for a well known agency, spend a lot of time at the gym, etc.) but this is my super nerdy secret.

I have a degree in MechEng but am honestly not that smart. Memorizing pointless material seems to be the only thing I'm good at.

I use my HP 50g calculator and amaze my friends and family with my stack manipulation skills (without even using parentheses or the equal sign, wow!).

>>8491323
>like what???
Like topology I problems.
>>8491353
>lol OP is an edgy 17 year old
This was supposed to be a chill thread.
I have a degree in physics and I'm definitely not a teen.

>>8491316
Literally anyone with a brain can do this.

>>8491333
You can drive a car..

>>8491675
you're definitely a faggot tho

I can do AES CBC encryption/decryption in my mind

>>8491316
I can parallel park

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>>8491316

>autism
>superpower

Ishyddt

I know the gentoo installation/configuration wizard by heart.

>>8491316
That's the mathematical equivalent of being able to read without moving your lips.

>>8491316
I sleep in a racing car, do you?

>>8491316
This is sad.
Why lie?

>>8491405
You madman!

I know the proof for Fermat's Last Theorem by heart, but the post limit doesn't allow me to show it off

I can solve complex quantum mechanic related problems in the moment right before I cum while fucking a girl after not ejaculating for a week.

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>>8491692
That's patently false.
Symbols start to add until your working memory is full.
It was very hard to keep concentration while running at first.
Now it's a lot easier.
Not everyone then can dot math without pen and paper.
You can do with training though.

>>8484372

I can solve all the problems on my math tests. Sometimes I prove to myself that there are indeed 24 hours in a day when I forget because the numbers don't add up.

>>8494575

just about everyone on sci can do pretty serious math in their heads, it really isn't impressive, it just means you're probably in a math intensive field of study. I figure out most of my proofs in my head before committing them to paper, after all, why waste paper? Most sci autists are probably similar, it really isn't spectacular.

and yes, I did just get baited that hard.

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>>8494577
>just about everyone on sci can do pretty serious math in their heads
Sure.
>I figure out most of my proofs in my head before committing them to paper
That's what I was talking about, smartass.
You don't need pen and paper to think hard.
But the you have to write things down.
You seriously can jog or lie absolutely still for an hour while painstakingly going through all calculations/the logical steps of something in your head?
You likely have never tried.
I can do blindfold chess from simple positions as well.
Building the tree of variations while standing still is relatively easy.
Doing it while running is quite hard.
But then, I suck at chess.
It's merely a concentration exercise.

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I have hundreds of books memorized photographically. While running I can go through an entire book in a few minutes. This causes a mini-seizure but when I'm out of it I have new math in my head ready to fill a paper. Beat this.

>>8491368
you're the real shitposter here

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>>8491323
>dieing
just fucking kill yourself already, you illiterate fuck

>>8495268
>joke's on you i was only pretending to be dumb

I can apply the axiom of choice in real life.

Banach-Tarski is extremely helpful with food production.

>>8494592
retard detected

>>8491316
I can do coke on LSD and still be functional enough to buy smokes at a convinence store and drive myself places.

I once did integration by parts

without any milk

I have actually contributed to the field of mathematics through publishing papers and textbook all whilst keeping level headed and never once shitposted about how intelligent I think I am

>>8491316
When I get really high I often get visions of all these shapes and curves in my mind, and they all interact very oddly buy beautifully

I wish I knew past calc 1, maybe I could make something of it

>>8491333
Velocity is a vector quantity, so you should have written velocity alone or speed and bearing. Did I understand mechanical physics right at all?

>>8491316
those are all retarded things to be able to do.

it's like when you see someone in your math class who's good. it's not because you're stupid, it's because they study better than you, by identifying their weaknesses admitting incompetence, then persevering until they get the correct understanding.

it's not that i'm being a dick, it's that i can't transfer the 100 hours of study i did instantly to you, it's not a file on my computer.

>>8491368
this.

don't list pseudo-intellectual shit ever again, >>8491358

>>8491394

>I'm kind of a Chad (play hockey and football, known to sleep around, model for a well known agency, spend a lot of time at the gym, etc.) but this is my super nerdy secret.

>I have a degree in MechEng but am honestly not that smart. Memorizing pointless material seems to be the only thing I'm good at.

are you me?

>>8493793
kek, will be keeping this analogy in my pocket of backhanded comments

>>8495513
yeah but i bet your posture and proprioception is shit

>>8491388
Man this feels good every time.

>>8494592
>I'm a WHOLE standard deviation from the mean!

What do you want, a pat on the head?

>>8496094
>What do you want, a pat on the head?
Why are some people here so butthurt?
No one came close to what I can do.
I am unironically special to some extent.

>>8496132
Why are some people here so sad that they need to brag to anons

I struggle with trigonometry while lying in bed then realize I most likely have autism because people were doing this shit in the 1500s just out of curiosity. 30 fuckin years old

>>8491316
I can solve problems when drunk and cant move my body

>>8491358
>>8491394

Thinking this is impressive or makes you smart is the biggest retard indicator there is.

Hey guys, I know all the digits of 2! Look:
2.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

>>8491394
>>8491358
Niggers, I can express the value of pi in less than one second: circumference of circle/diameter of circle

>>8496292
There's more though

>>8491316
Your thread is irrelevant, narcissistic, and pointless. Kys.