CERN

>>8485260
No.

>>8485267
So what are they doing?

Was it a waste of money? Im not really much of a science guy, just curious.

>shooting shit at other shit
>expecting anything other than typical impacts

Yeah, they aren't going to find anything.

It must be great to work there.

All you do all day is send particles around a giant loop and everyone thinks you're communicating with seraphim.

>>8485269

>what are they doing

Playing with a big particle gun

>>8485272
>>8485271
>>8485270
They are useless aren't they?

How many years until we prove there are other dimensions?

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>>8485276
We already have proven other dimensions, but I am going to assume that you are not mentally capable enough to comprehend them.

>>8485260
CERN is just an excuse that Phd Physicist made in order to get 150+k/yr while doing useless shit and not improving the world like they did before with the internet
It's the most possible explanation without /x/ things

Now with /x/'s things, they might be trying to discover something that we haven't imagined now, maybe they want to discover all the unanswered questions about quantum physics, thus creating time and dimension travels, UFOs and discovering the afterlife as well

>>8485276

It's likely there aren't other dimensions and the shit just decays until it's nothing (or small enough that we can't observe it)

>>8485285
Im talking about "extra dimensions" though. Obviously not the ones we are aware of.

Cern - Ravenrow! ill tune! :-) lol

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They're trying to figure out how to create an artificial oversoul aka merkaba. jews did it on Mars before they got to earth. Its going to end badly for them.
https://youtu.be/SCzRTYPaN9M

The most boring Phd you can do in physics is experimentalist at LHC.

Literally just do statistics. On the same stuff that everybody there is doing. Over and over and over.

CERN is conducting experiments with teleportation and interdimensional travel

the head of the organization has already made contact with extraterrestrial beings, and has signed a contract with them

he gets indefinite life extension and offworld relocation along with a select few other modified humans, in exchange for CERNs research and earths resources

after earth has been emptied, the alien civilization will destroy the earth using strangelet-based technology

>>8485269
At least their wasting eurocuck money and not good ole US dollahs

They are opening gates to hell

Some say its causing the mandella effect

They're trying to build numidium so we can escape the dream.

>>8485705

But what if some of us like improving the confidence interval of a known population?

>>8485260
VERY fast particles running at incredible hihg speed

So this is what happens when Cletus and Marry-Lin listen to Hannity who tells them the only college degree worth pursuing is a stem degree and all of their children pursue it, huh?

>>8485276
>>8485286
yeah it's not like they discovered the higgs boson and solved an inconsistency between theory and observation that had puzzled everyone for 70 years.

>>8487983
Couldn't say it better myself

It should be a requirement to be proficient in QFT to use this board.

This thread is like grandparents talking about computers and kids these days.

They're researching time travel, OP. Check out a neat documentary called Steins' Gate

>>8487324
Go to bed, SUSY.

>>8485260
/sci/ sure has degraded lately