How do we stop it?

>>8458530
>Don't wanna close my eyes

>>8458530
Obama's going to terraform mars soon so we can just go with Obama to mars

>>8458530
>fly into space
>live in space
>possibly land on new planet

Hit pause

>>8458530
Off topic but do collisions like this actually cause flashes of light?

What is the science behind it?

>>8458630
friction = heat
heat = fire
fire = light

>>8458530
Why is it so erotic?

>>8458649
It reminds you of your father fucking your mother.

>>8458530
Build giant laser.
Turn laser to the direction of the moon(assuming its a moon)
Fire laser at the appropriate places and vaporise gases.
Escaping gases provide thrust(assuming gravity is low)
Do this like your life depends on it.
It will miss the earth.

>>8458630
They would cause so much more light to be produced than that. The pressure, friction, and speed at which an earth sized mass would undergo would be enough to be blinding from camera distance.

>>8458530
>remember that there is no supermassive planet like this anywhere near earth
>remember that this can't happen
>crisis averted

>>8458639
friction = heat
heat = light (because physics)

>>8459198
heat is only light if it turns into fire or plasma. dont skip that step

>>8458530
Implying we shoudlnt stop those who are trying to stop it

>>8459202
> heat is only light if it turns into fire or plasma.
it's time to stop posting

>>8459178
It can't? Dat sucks, m8

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>>8458530
Actually this is predicted to happen in the next 1,000 years with a chance of 1/3 that it hits the Earth.

>>8460756
What are you talking Anon?

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Monotheists will look for the Big One until the cyclic comet cluster shocks them out of their hypnosis.

>>8459270
>heat is light without fire or plasma
im sorry about your brain damage

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>>8458530
Oh shit! An asteroid is on a collision course with earth? Who will save us?

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>>8461799
Look! Over there! It's... Godzilla!

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>>8461802
"GRONK?"

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>>8461806
*FWOOM*

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>>8461808
*WOOOOOOO....*

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>>8461809
*...OOOOOOOSH*

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>>8461812
*KABOOM*

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>>8461814
"SKREEEEOOOONNNKK"

>>8461799
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>>8461819
So if godzilla will save us from the asteroids why wasn't he able to save the dinosaurs

>>8461845
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0

>>8458530
Isn't that from the movie Melancholia?

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>>8461819
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>>8461799
I laughed. Can someone make a screencap?

>>8461819
>SKREEEEOOOONNNKK
Don't know why but kek'd

>>8462374
yeah, I just watched it the other night. Pretty neat.
Watch Antichrist, 1st movie in the depression trilogy if you're /r9k/ enough for it

but how will we have fun in space

>>8460756
>Melancholia
saw that movie, and it was depressing AF

>>8461003
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_radiation

>>8462757
>implying doing the science isn't fun enough

>>8458530
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>8464146
Melancholia. A planet that size should've never been attracted to earth like that. Earth is so much smaller.

It would be the equivalent of mercury pulling earth out of its orbit without being affected by it.

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>>8460756
>>8464387
The orbits in general make no sense unless it's some alien super-weapon sent to destroy Earth.

>>8464398
Exactly. You can easily tell by the angle it has in the dance of death flyby>>8460756
-- when bodies in space swing around eachother like that, they'll be exiting eachother's gravitational field far too quickly to be drawn back in.

>>8463429
Ser blackbody radiation