Why are science puns the worst puns?

>>8455852
>tfw i'm tripping on acid
I swear 4chan turns into one huge solipsist box every time I do so.

>>8455852
put your shoes on, omg

>>8455867

Don't judge the man's corroding feet fetish, Anon. It's $currentyear

If you're actually asking, it's because they have to be simplified to where the average person will know it.

There aren't that many great puns out there for algebraic topology, or any higher field (that isn't infected with popsci cancer), simply because no one would hear the pun.

>>8455852
because they're made by BASIC bitches HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8455852
Well, even if they're shitty, sometimes it makes things easier to remember. SNARE proteins, for example, are involved with vesicle docking.

>>8455914
Either kill me or yourself.

>>8455906
Exactly. Once you've advanced enough in science, everything becomes a lot more mathematical. Puns are inherently word play, and there aren't any words in math; the equations usually speak for themselves. So by definition, there cannot be a complex science pun. And if you actually enjoy science, you'll only appreciate the complex ones (i's).

>>8455906
>algebraic topology
>higher field
kek

>>8455934
I didn't really know how else to describe it.

chemistry puns involving element symbols

>>8455932
>there aren't any words in math
m80, just you w80

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>>8455852
Because science describes reality accurately and accurate descriptions of reality aren't funny.

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>>8455979
There shouldn't be any arrows in math either you fucking disgusting category theorist please fucking kill yourself you degenerate shit eating faggot

>>8456022
It's okay anon, I hear seventh grade goes by faster the second time around.

>>8456030
>I hear
Maybe you should graduate kindergarten first.

>>8456037
Well that's not very nice...

puns are fun, you just have autism, opie