Black holes and Dicks

>>8434190
there's a 50% chance of it making your dick the largest in the universe

it'll either do it or it won't

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the ultimate goal, the ultimate pleasure

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>>8434193
We can do it... we have the technology

Spaghettification.

>>8434190
The part going in would be long but virtual.
The stub remaining would be short and real.

>>8434259
Basically you'd look like Hawking after that.

>>8434190
Well, I ran some experiments on your mom and sister. The results were inconclusive so I'm going to rerun the experiment with your dad.

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>>8434190

A super massive black hole in the centre of a galaxy is a giant space vagina giving birth to galaxies and then plays mommy to that galaxies maintenance.

> Super massive black holes are mega space cunts.

Black holes are therefore female and your urge to dick one is understandable OP.

as your erect 1-inch-wonder passes the event horizon it is atomized and departs from your body at lightspeed,
which is the most action it ever gets

>>8434190
your dick would become really long and you'd probably die before anything else happened.