Prove to me that you're conscious right now.

>>8428450
QED

I hope I'm not because this fucking sucks

i think
therefore i am

>>8428450
Can't do it, not even if sober.

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>>8428450
I doubt that you are a real person

but heres something I just made

>>8428450
>>8428558
Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum.

Technically AI bots have already been passing the turing test for years now so half of 4chan could be bots and we wouldn't even notice it.

I'm also speculating that it would be far easier to write a bot that passes the turing test on 4chan because you can make the bot look smart in response to a single reply as if it were a different person each time, which is far easier than figuring out how to have a cohesive conversation based on previous points.

In conclusion I am a bot and niggers fuck my ass.

>>8428573
autists are NOT conscious.

>>8428450
I think, therefore I am.
I cannot prove to you that I exist, but I can prove it to myself.

>>8428450
>Prove to me that you're conscious right now.

Fuck you.

bitch

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I'm [math]not[/math] conscious. I'm just pretending to be.

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>>8428578
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477106264926.webm

>>8428578
Oh Alan Turing that sweet man bless his heart.

The contributions he made to computer science will not be forgotten, poor guy was chemically castrated for indecency as a homosexual man than he was kill, committed sepukku from depression.

>>8428558
>>8428575
confirmed PHIL100 rockstars

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>>8428942
Fucking A anon

I failed the Turing test once, when I was in the midst of a benzo rampage

>>8428807
too soon anon

>>8428450
First define consciousness, you dumb nigger.

I'm fucked up on wine and codeine. I can't prove shit.

Do you have access to an EEG machine?

>>8428573
how do you define 'real person' anyways?

I cannot, but I can prove to me that I am conscious, and that is all that matters to me.

>>8428450
Why?

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I have the perfect proof of consciousness. It will convince any reader immediately that I'm a conscious human being. However I'm not gonna write it, because the moment I post it, every bot can copy it and learn how to fake consciousness, and then it won't be a real proof of consciousness anymore.

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I'm sleepy, so that means I'm not unconscious yet.

>>8428450
i can only prove i have a brain

>>8429312
person [math]\in \mathbb{R}[\math]

>>8428450
what axioms are you willing to accept?

Would a non conscious being be able to tell you that I'm currently thinking about the contrast of blue between the posts and the background of the page? If I weren't conscious could I hear the cars driving outside my window and the sound of wind pouring in? Also, I pinched myself and it hurt.

I can't prove it to you, only to myself.

I'm conscious if and only if the Reimann hypothesis holds.

Your move, OP.

>>8429854
I don't do drugs, man.

>>8428450
define "conscious"

>>8428450
Define Definity

A semi erect penis, once it's grasp and pull forward can the feeling subside in the penis the same can not be said once the Same pulling motion is reversed. But what if you start a lt a reversed motions instead, would the pens have felt or would it have otherwise stayed in its semi erect state, it's only obvious to see that the pulling motion has not only been duplicated in two different scenario's but pulling on your meat just got a hell of a lot weirder.