STAHP IT!!

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>>8414867
>a nigger is getting his PhD in mathematics

>information theory

Are we actually surprised?

>>8414872
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Urschel
Are you unable to read? He's going to MIT unlike you

>Urschel began a Ph.D. in Mathematics at MIT in 2016,[7] focusing on spectral graph theory, numerical linear algebra and machine learning.[8] He earned straight-As in his first semester of the program

RACIST BRAINLETS ABSOLUTELY BTFO!

>Urschel-Zikatanov Theorem

http://math.mit.edu/~urschel/spectralbisection.pdf

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he's so bae <3

http://math.mit.edu/~urschel/index.html

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>>8414878
>He earned straight-As in his first semester of the program

Yes, this is a very important tidbit of information that needs to be emphasized. This is a mighty accomplishment for a literal monkey.

>>8414895
>Yes, this is a very important tidbit of information that needs to be emphasized. This is a mighty accomplishment for a literal monkey.

I don't see that many football players, or people with a full-time job, getting PhDs from MIT? do you? why are you so triggered brainlet?

>>8414892
>Email: "lastname" at mit dot edu

What, is he retarded or something?

>>8414895
Fucking brainlet I swear.

>>8414895
Stay jelly.

>>8414902
my professors do the same thing and I go to good uni, I've always found it strange too

>>8414867
>STEM majors often use their chosen field as an excuse to let their bodies and social skills go to waste.

shut the fuck up normie

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Is this /sci/'s new meme child? gg Barnett

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>>8414899
>>8414906
>>8414907

Anybody who can make it into MIT's PhD program is guaranteed to make straight A's, anyway. It's a completely useless piece of information. The only reason they added it is because it's a monkey. It's not every day that monkeys get PhD's in mathematics, after all. Fucking kys brainlets.

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>he isn't fit

>>8414915
What about you, what are your accomplishments?

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>>8414919
I happen to be part of the human species, for one. But that will never get recognized, because monkeys are revered in academic culture.

>>8414926
>accomplishments
>be part of the human species
kys

>>8414902
>>8414909
Spambots, you retards. They skim through thousands of sites to find addresses to spam.

>>8414926
>Spambots, you retards. They skim through thousands of sites to find addresses to spam.
how do you make a spambot? or bots in general?

>>8414926
>being proud of something that you did not have to work for

>>8414937
>>8414932
spambot question was for you, whoops

>reposting from b@b
Pathetic.

>>8414955
shhh don't let the normies know

why the fuck isn't the integral of 1 / (1 + cosx) equal to arctan(sqrt(cosx))

>>8414895
>>8414915
>>8414926
>le forced /pol/ bait

>>8414996
You gotta do a u-substitution if you want to do that (u = sqrt(cosx)), but that's impossible. Try taking the derivative of arctan(sqrt(cosx)) to see why it isn't equal to 1 / (1 + cosx).

(This isn't the stupid questions thread, btw)

>>8414937
>>8414952

I'm not that guy, but I would assume you would have some kind of web crawler that extracts email addresses by matching strings. You can download email address harvesters online. However, most .edu domains have some email address harvester prevention set in place. I would expect a place like MIT to have one in place and having your email listed like that has more to do with paranoia, but even so, it doesn't hurt to have your email listed like that. It takes 3-5 seconds to type out an email if you aren't retarded.

>>8414867
Isn't this fucking obvious? The autist edgelord shit kills me; guys, you aren't morally or intellectually superior for sperging out on a STEM degree. There is so much more to learn from other people rather than your l33t STEM friends.

I used to be like that until I realized how fucking stupid and immature I was being. Grow up.

>>8415025
>Grow up.
:( how, can you guide me down the right path? I want to begin exercising, but I'm not sure where to start

>>8415033

Get a gym membership and ask about fitness trainers. Alternatively, start going for walks and do calisthenics if you don't want to spend money on a gym membership, but I argue that gym memberships are worth it.

>>8415033
Read the /fit/ sticky, it's a life changer.

>>8414996
Becuz arctan(sqrt(cosx)) is not defined whenever -1 < cos x < 0. And 1 / (1 + cosx) is.

>>8415033
Go to /fit/, read the sticky. Do not listen to that other poster about fitness trainers, they are there to sell you snake oil and nothing else. They put you on shitty routines with shitty machines that will hinder your progress. Just do as the /fit/ sticky tells you and you'll be fine.

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>all these anons actively using scarecrow tactics to avoid the fact that they only have themselves to blame for social and physical stagnation

The fact there are anons in this thread using racism to avoid the core issue op is posing lends credence to op's position.

Personally I don't care if a person who pursues academia wants to ignore social or physical exercise/ exposure, it's their life. But the fact we have people (mainly men) still bitching about 'tfw no girlfriend' bullshit knowing damn well there is evidence to show nine times out of ten they can get a girlfriend is irritating.

And don't bother trying to call me a fucking "normie", I'm literally posting on one of the slowest boards on this side of the echo chamber that is the 4chan where the average person outside the site (and honestly this board) wouldn't give two shits about it.

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>>8415066
>M-M-MUH RACISM!!!!

Why do libfags always do this?

>>8415056

>Don't listen to other poster about fitness trainers

Yeah, if you go to a shitty crossfit gym or some shit. Go to a real gym where they give you a training regiment, and you do it. I don't think I've ever met a trainer that puts you on machines, so how about you do yourself a favor and stop going to a shit gym.

>>8415070

>Muh scarecrow

Once again avoiding the op's core issue.

>>8414867
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Urschel

hey! just because you are an nfl player dont mean youre not autistic.

>tfw know as a brogrammer by those who frequent my quarters
feels good to be sorta /fit/ (proficient lifts pls no bully), outgoing, studying math+cs at a top uni with good grades, getting mires during my internship, and doing a complete 180 from playing league 24/7 in high school

LIFE IS GREAT /sci/ JOIN ME ON THE OTHER SIDE

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>>8415107
p-pls anon i really want to know this side, i just don't know how, share it with me

>>8415107

Nice man. That's great to hear. Everyone can benefit from a little exercise.

>>8414867
I absolutely agree OP. It is true that many STEM majors are difficult and require lots of studying however one should be able to find time to eat healthy, do some form of exercise 30-60minutes a day, and perhaps engage with other humans periodically.

Do not be mistaken, I am not going to go ahead and spread this ideology because I like being surrounded by gross and socially incompetent peers in my field since it makes me look much better from the outside.

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>>8415205

>Get out of the house
>Go to gym
>Work out

>>8415205
Read the /fit/ sticky.

>>8415107
Same! Now I just have to learn how to meet girls :'(

>>8414878
>He earned straight-As in his first semester of the program
I bet that there isn't a single wikipedia page of a white Ph.D. in math that discusses good grades received in classes. Kind of racist af tb.h
>black guy getting his Ph.D.
>"LOOK LOOK EVERYONE, HE EVEN GOT A'S!!!"
I know I would be insulted

>>8415253
Doesn't Richard Stallman's page say that he did good in MIT's math courses or whatever?

The thread doesn't even have anything to do with race, anyways.

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>>8415271
This is /sci/, every thread is a race thread

NIGGERS, GO BACK TO AFRICA

>>8414867
>Dude is an NFL player
Dude is rich as fuck and can attend grad school in complete comfort.

>>8415294
That's a pretty good point.
I wonder if it's easier to be fit and then get a degree or be smart and the get fit.

>>8414892

engineer detected, lol

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>>8414867
>mfw been lifting for 5 years and is almost /2/3/4/5/
>mfw doing graduate level theoretical research on graphene and applied TQFT in strongly correlated quantum systems
>mfw I'm the biggest guy in the department
>mfw I let my research group see my weeb desktop before a presentation and no one bats an eye

>>8414892
fastest eigensolver is actually kind of impressive if I'm being honest

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>>8414867

abby polloc
mechanical engineer and fitness guru

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>>8415276
As you can see in the optimally compressed attached picture, racism and swearing (such as the derogatory "N word" in your post) are not allowed in SFW (Safe For Work) boards such as /sci/ - Science & Math.
Personally, I tend to browse the board with my wife and her two beautiful mulatto kids.
And in a board, so progressive and enlightened, such as /sci/ - Science & Math, seeing such a word shocked us.
I'd appreciate if you either:
1. Delete your post, and report yourself.
2. Go back to your mother-board (I'm assuming it's /b/ - Random).
Thanks in advance, fellow /sci/ - Science & Math poster.

>>8415276
>>8415873
Also,
Take your pedophile cartoons back to >>>/a/, you degenerate piece of human garbage. Weeaboos like you are the reason child abuse is still a problem.

>>8415331
refer to (>>8415875)

>>8415875
Is the degenerate meme making a comeback in /sci/? I fucking hate /pol/acks but this meme is pretty funny, I'll admit.

>>8415887
No. There is a weeaboo mod who still ban this posts.

Fucking degenerate mods.

>>8414915
>>>/pol/

>>8415914
>im a brainlet
we know

>>8415887
degeneracy is a general term that everyone uses. I don't know what you're talking about.

>>8414867
I hope this brainlet will enjoy his damaged brain in later stages of life.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/new-87-deceased-nfl-players-test-positive-for-brain-disease/

Sad!

>>8414996
that's easy

the integral of 1 is x, and the integral of 1+cosx is x+sinx, therefore the integral is x/(x+sinx)

>>8414867
my two sense about his social skills:

first thing you realize when you get to graduate school is <0.1% of students are those number crunching autistic rain men you see in movies. They're normal people like everyone else, they just like X subject a lot. Sorry to break it to you guys, but when you move smart people across the country/world to study their subject at the best institution they can get into, they dont want to be alone. they want to make friends.

second, its hilarious seeing /sci/ get triggered by this guy. He's better than you and always will be. millionaire football star, math genius, and probably has a hot gf to boot (if he doesnt its only a matter of time). just goes to show how fragile the egos of the people calling him a "monkey" are.

>studying stem
>go to the gym semi regularly
>still no social skills whatsoever
Who cares lmao

>>8414996
Because chain rule, the derivative of arctan(sqrt(cosx)) is (1/(1+cosx)) * (1/(2sqrt(cosx))) * -sin x. To solve the integral multiply top and bottom by the reciprocal of 1+cos x then simplify with trig identities and it should be easy

>>8414867
Hey man, just try to become a better person everyday.
No need for comparison.

>>8414867
>STEM majors often use their chosen field as an excuse to let their bodies and social skills go to waste

LMAO what?
I have LITERALLY never heard of this.

>>8414867
lmao he looks fucking DYEL

>>8414892

>Baltimore Ravens under appointments

I laughed

why do you even care what we look like
why does anyone even care

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i dont use it as an excuse im just a lazy subhuman scumfuck. i wish i cared as much as he did. instead i turn in everything a week late, abuse acid, benzos, opiates, and alcohol; and jack off to loli guro, then use lots of sleeping meds to fall asleep and forget the things i did and wake up feeling like shit to do it again.

>>8414867
>he's in my research area
>he's ripped
>and good looking

man, this guy is a role model

>>8418657

That's pretty fucking metal.

>>8418657
Getting ripped it's all about genetics though

>>8414867
What makes you think John Urschel isn't an autist? He's just a football autist in addition to being a maths autist.

>>8414872
>>>/pol/

>>8415276
reported

enjoy your ban

>>8415253
Because he used to be a professional football player retard not many people expect them to be so smart

>>8414867
Good for him. He's a gifted mathematician and he also just so happens to be a gifted athlete, good enough to play o-line in the NFL. He must have put in a lot of hard work to get to where he is and I'm sure he got plenty of support from his family.

I'm not jelly at all, in fact I see him as an example to follow. Being a fellow 1991 baby, I know that some of us have got what it takes to do great things. Unfortunately for me I have encountered some road blocks in my life that have delayed my progress toward achieving my goals, but I'm not gonna let that stop me. They will only make me mentally stronger.

>>8414867
>STEM
>>>/x/

>>8415822
whats with engineers and bodybuilding?

>>8416770
same here bud

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>>8419202

>>8414867
I could get a PhD from MIT too if the college system wasn't stacked against whites

>>8420391
Why don't you work hard to be the best of the best then?

>>8415271
>Richard Stallman
An autistic, poverty ridden, communist kike. That's the best you could come up with

>>8420391

Racial bias during graduate admissions is nowhere near as severe as that for undergraduate admission. You're falling for a meme.

>>8420391
>shitty neckbeard brainlet can't handle math
>probable best shot is u. southeastern new mexico or some shit
>muh white burden

>cherry picks an outlier from an entire set of data that challenges the observations of said data
>W-WHY ISN'T THE REST OF THE DATA LIKE THIS OUTLIER

>>8414867
It's not my fault I was born ugly.

>>8414902
Think for a minute you retard

>>8414878
>Are you unable to read? He's going to MIT unlike you
Unlike me he's also eligible for every scholarship and affirmative action program under the sun just because he's a nignog that's smart.

Hell, it's not even whites that suffer the most from it, Asians do. Look up the girl that got accepted to every single Ivy League school (and look what race she is) and then look up Asian American suing Harvard for affirmative action.

>>8415066
>the core issue op is posing
>lends credence to
>pursues academia
>social or physical exercise/ exposure
>there is evidence to show
are you majoring in faggotry?
talk like a normal person Mr Philosophy-PhD turbonigger

>>8415219
>>8415236
going to a gym is literally the gayest hobby there is. and if you do it only so that girls will talk to you, you are a sad person indeed

>>8420803

So going to the gym to maintain a healthy lifestyle is gay now? Go crawl back to your parent's basement fatty.

>>8415875
>Weeaboos like you are the reason child abuse is still a problem.
since we're on /sci/: do you have any studies to support your claim that watching cartoon pornography involving minors (loli) actually increases chances of sexual abuse of minors?

if you dont have such evidence, I would like you to take your (shit bigot) opinion and stick it some place the sun dont shine

>>8420259
engineers are literally the bro-dudes of STEM.

>>8420811
>going to the gym
>maintain a healthy lifestyle
lol, gym-bros are literally 100% homosexual body-dysphoric faglords obsessed with either
a) how they look flexing in the mirror or
b) how much they can lift
both are equally meaningless and unrelated to a "healthy" lifestyle.

>>8414872
shoo shoo

>>8420830

Okay, I'm talking bout people who are trying to maintain healthy lifestyles, not people who are gym bros.

>>8420767
He's a professional football player, I really doubt he got offered much in scholarship money.

>>8420830
>3-4 hours of lifting a week completely defines who you are as a person

>>8420829
Can confirm.

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>>8420829
This. I'd say that about 90% of engineering students are dude-bros and too retarded to into STEM. The other 10% are skinny little faggots.

This is why pure mathematics is king. Everyone in mathematics is alpha and not gay-ass try-hards.

>>8415887
"degenerate" is a word

Everyone is getting so choleric because an attractive and wealthy minority man is intelligent and curious. One must be able to find their own centre, within themselves. Jealousy is a symptom of malcontent with one's self. You all have potential to be the person you want to be, so focus on accomplishing those things which you can take pride in.

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>>8421606
>implying anyone is jealous of a nigga

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>8414867
STEM majors require you sacrifice some of your social life and body capacity in order to study and get the degree with a decent GPA.

I believe it is a worthy sacrifice if you're planning on graduating in a short period of time. However if you take less than 4 courses it becomes much easier to work, socialize, and have fun outside of class because of all the free time you have.

I take 5 classes a semester and they're all science classes, I am fully capable of training and socializing but chose not to in order to stay focused on my work. The thing is once you know how to do something, you'll most likely always be able to do it later.

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>>8414867
>tfw he even has a prettier handwriting than you

why even live

>>8421691
...Why not just divide by 1/b? That should work in all values of a and b and it satisfies the requirement...

Or is this a joke I'm taking seriously :l

>>8421718
usually the intent with that particular problem is to teach a student how to make a basic as fuck recursion function

>>8421718

I think you're taking the joke a little too seriously.

>>8421718
This is an example of a meme that ostensibly exists to make fun of lousy code but is actually a trap for spergs to sperg out and post "can't this be a for loop, or a switch statement for that matter" ">not using a simple 2d array" "nice buffer overflow" etc. until the thread is kill