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Enough memes, CS is a codemonkey major.

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So this fucking CS autist walked by me today muttering something about the singularity. Some engineer probably stole his trash gf. He then started stuttering about how he's going to create a program that will do the job of engineers. Just laughed in his sad face as I waved my professional engineering licence at him. Why can't CS majors admit to themselves that they are nothing more than codemonkey servants who will never be considered real engineers? Even more sad is how they actually believe the baby set theory and combinatorics they studied puts them on the same level as mathematicians. "HURR muh Hamming code thus I know abstract algebra." Not that they even use any of that math to write their fizzbuzz scripts which is literally the only requirement you ever need to get a CS job. Seriously, they don't even know how to build the computers they use. Electrical and Chemical Engineers had to solve integrated circuit production because they too busy jerking off and playing tabletop Doom. They couldn't even develop their own abstract architecture which is why Von Neumann -another ChemE and mathematician- had to step up. Do we even fucking need CS majors when there are a million poo in loos that write the same crappy HTML bloat we hire them for? Furthermore it's the most beta profession and it's a proven fact that literally every CS major is a closet /mlp/ horsefucker. That's why they are too stupid to ever crack hard AI and we need to put mathematical researchers on it asap. Not that we could've expected much from them since they are busy jacking it to horse cartoons to even bother learning REAL control engineering and neural network optimization. I guess life is great when you can spam ML models like a monkey instead of THINKING because engineers built them computers too powerful for them to care enough to DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS RIGHT.

Pic related; autist.
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nice pasta, brainlet, lol

i'd sage your thread if I knew how, lol.
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>>8393322
I fucking wrote it 10 minutes ago you cunt.
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Who's the semen demon does he like scotaloo
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>>8393319

/sci/ is a board? Fuck no wonder 4chan is going out of business
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>>8393328
Mays's bf
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>>8393328

engineer detected lol
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Delete this
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An engineer, a faggot and a brainlet walk into a bar.

He orders a beer.
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>>8393344
Check'd
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>>8393344
Maya walks into a bar
Gets rejected
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>>8393319
>every CS major is a closet /mlp/ horsefucker. That's why they are too stupid to ever crack hard AI and we need to put mathematical researchers on it asap

>mfw I am a math major and a MLP fan

I don't know what to think of this.
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>>8393344
Daily reminder.
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>>8393359
Closet CS major detected.
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>>8393366
Not closet.

It is funny, I watched MLP all the way up to 2015 (5th season aired) and coincidentally that year was the year I decided I was not going to major in CS (I was a senior in HS).

All that time I was 100% sure as fuck that I was going to be a computer scientist, but then I realized pure mathematics was more for me. I suppose there is a correlation between CS and my little pony.

That said I still love the characters, cry from the memories of the sadder episodes and still masturbate like crazy to the porn produced by the fandom.

Old habits die hard... but my cock gets harder.
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This is the most cancerous thread I've seen on sci in weeks
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>>8393370
Same
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>All these buthurt CS faggots

You're no better than the fgt in OPs pic
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>>8393319
>>>/mlp/
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>>8393319
Isn't that the tripfag from /mlp/ that shot up a school?
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>>8393424
Looks like him. He's probably a very gifted computer scientist.
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>>8393424
>that shot up a school?

This shit is spicy. Give me the source man.
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>>8393319
>it's a proven fact that literally every CS major is a closet /mlp/ horsefucker.

cracked me up, thanks OP... but your thread is still garbage!
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