>Uranus how does a planet fuck up so hard

there's no exact cause but the theory that's most viable is that it got hit by something massive. probably your mother.

now the reason why your mother hit it? i'm not sure but i have two ideas and i want /sci/'s opinion on the matter.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11330951

>>8380872

>Mercury 0.01deg

almost perfect

>>8380881
I like how this poll is turning out so far

>>8380881
fuck i'm getting btfo

venus spins backwards
what a disaster

>>8380891
Truly Mercury is best girl

>>8380881
kek

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>>8380872
>venus spins backwards
>uranus is sideways
>pluto intersects neptune's orbit
>earth is littered with disgusting organisms

Our solar system is like the retarded, autistic half-brother of solar systems.

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>>8380872
>how does a planet fuck up so hard
What an ignorant question

>tilting
>a sphere

kek you dumb fucks will believe anything

>>8381942
>spheres

uranus sounds like your anus lol

>>8381942
I H8 U

>>8380872
wow... you little alt-right memelords cant get over that we have different axes of rotation now? ?? grow up. its 2016 people.

>>8382437

No, it sounds like urine us.

Earth, Mars, Saturn and Neptune confirmed for bros.

>>8381018

Women.

>>8380891
Does this have anything to do with being so close to the sun, astrofags?

>>8381942
>what is axis

>>8380872
Mercury got blasted, blowing away most of its mantle and giving it a eccentric orbit.

Venus got whacked hard enough to flip it over.

Earth got whacked hard enough that the debris formed the Moon and left the Earth's surface molten, that heat cooked the near side of the Moon leaving the dark patches.

Uranus got flipped over during the migration of Jupiter and Saturn.

The migration of Jupiter and Saturn pushed Uranus and Neptune further out, which bunched up planetesimals into the Kuiper belt.

Planet Nine got ejected by Jupiter and Saturn.

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http://saturniancosmology.org/

You're welcome brothers

>>8380872

>177 degrees tilt ie upside-down
>not venus

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>>8380881

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>>8380881

You fags are so ignorant. That photo was obviously taken with portrait lock on.

>>8381942
>I know less about shapes than a kindergartener.