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SpaceX Interplanetary Transport System 2016-09-27 17:46:28 Post No. 8374410
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qo78R_yYFA
Absolute madman
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I'll just leave this here.
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>>8374410
You really can't hate him
What he is doing is pretty fucking great
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Well, that was beautiful.
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>>8374414
>stop threatening our pork contracts
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who funds this current wave of damage control propaganda?
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>>8374410
What about the fuel to return from Mars?
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>lands on launch mount
>launch pad puts new second stage on
wew lad
Thought people said space ships aren't lego??
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Ugh. What a cunt.
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Hey guess why they're happy to send a Red Dragon to Mars without waiting for NASA to pay for it
>>8374450
Whole architecture is Methane based, so ISRU prop production from earlier, smaller missions (Red Dragon carrying robots?)
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>>8374438
This day has been planned for a full year, way before the explosion happened.
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>>8374478
NASA is letting them use DSN free of charge though, and offering technical support worth $20 mil (6.7% of total cost) over the course of the mission
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People linning up to see him talk at IAC
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The sooner this gets started the sooner UFO disclosure arrives.
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>>8374410
How much money went into making this CGI
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>>8374488
No new money however, it's all labor they are volounteering part time, when they have time
NASA also said during a recent telecon that SpaceX wants to achieve more independence with each Red Dragon mission, eventually not needing any NASA assets, and this helps explain why
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>>8374489
Who's the qt3.14
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>>8374499
However much it is, it's nothing compared to the public support, attraction of talent, and investor interest they're going to get.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1YxNYiyALg
4 minutes boys
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>>8374508
my mexican wife
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>>8374499
Doesn't look like much.
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N1 round two.
Best thing is SpaceX delays will mean the explosion footage of when they actually try and light it will be in 8K.
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>>8374514
GET HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>Elon Musk @elonmusk
>12m rocket booster diameter, 17m spaceship diameter, 122 m stack height
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>>8374489
thank miss skeltal
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>>8374528
;_;7
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>>8374410
I think he should focus on making rockets that don't explode on the pad first.
I guess the money is running dry and he needs some more investor bait.
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>>8374528
See You Space Cowboy...
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>>8374524
>28 million lbs of thrust
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>>8374536
>Bang!
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>>8374531
Where are all these ULA and BO shills coming from?
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>>8374539
Just imagine some niggers jumping on the stage and poping a cap in to Elons Musk ass
Can you fucking imagine
CAN YOU
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>>8374525
Never skip leg day
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>Live stream is starting soon
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Fun fact: when this explodes on the pad, it'll be the equivalent of a tactical nuke!
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WHEN IS IT STARTING
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>>8374540
>if you don't praise my hero then you are a shill!
sure is /pol/ in here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1YxNYiyALg
>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
This hinders my autism.
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>Can't even start a livestream on time
That'll teach you about believing any SpaceX dates or times.
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>>8374558
still meanas we should see the first man on mars by 2035
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>>8374556
Do you really want to be in chat for this event?
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>>8374410
I can't wait for the first Mars colonial transporter to blow up and kill hundreds of people.
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>>8374556
Chat would literally be reddit tier autismal kids going on and on about KSP
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As a white South African diaspora, I know it is in Musk's nature to flee the darkies. Yet, couldn't he start with a Torus habitat in a lagrange orbit, or the Moon?
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>>8374554
>working with incredibly precise machines with a million moving parts and points of failure
>while doing this, pioneer a technology that drastically reduces costs and paves the way for actual innovation (instead of gouging prices on obsolete russian models like competitors)
>one point of failure goes wrong in a sea of success
>HURRRRRRRRRR
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>>8374564
Careful with that edge
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>>8374558
>Implying anyone still believes SpaceX dates
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>>8374571
It's gonna happen eventually.
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The stream hasn't started yet because a shit ton of people are still in line waiting to get in and sit down.
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And the logo is up!
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>>8374564
You think they're going to send more than a ten person team on the first trip to Mars?
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>Space music nominal
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SHIT'S FINALLY STARTING GET HYPE
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>>8374570
Their success rate is lower than average.
I will start praising him when he actually does something instead of promising and investor baiting.
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ayy lmao music
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>Elon Musk @elonmusk 1m1 minute ago
>Waiting for everyone to reach their seats and get settled. Starting in 5 to 10.
fucking lazy Mexicans
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>>8374578
Not at first. But eventually, it's a standard way or reducing cost per ticket anon.
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good song
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>>8374581
>Their success rate is lower than average.
Are you functionally retarded?
inb4 you compare Falcon 9 to a completely different vehicle with different development and/or number of launches
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>space music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK7qpM5Gxxw
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>>8374410
>that first stage
soooo many engines, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>8374581
Depends on how you measure success, ya dingus
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>4 times as powerful as Saturn V
>Saturn V pad explosion was estimated to be around a 400 ton explosion
RIP Pad 39A.
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>>8374589
93% success rate vs the industry average of 95%, and that's not counting the landing tests that failed.
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>>8374581
>Comparing the success rate of new technology testing new ideas with old technology
Shit, I guess NASA and the USSR are both piles of shit compared to spacex - I mean, just look at their 1st stage landing rate compared to spacex's!
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Are they still trying to get people inside? Why hasn't it started yet?
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>>8374604
it blew up xDDDDDDD
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>>8374581
>>8374589
Eh. Currently, SpaceX has trouble with helium and anything to do with helium(leaks delaying the first dozen flights, struts holding the COPVs, COPVs themselves). Thankfully, methane is autogeneous/self-pressurizing so there won't be any need for helium or helium tanks with the ITS.
Also
>inb4 someone starts comparing F9 to Proton
Please don't jinx it.
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>>8374564
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Almost starting
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>>8374611
monitoring
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>>8374600
>and that's not counting the landing tests that failed.
The industry convention is destructively trashing boosters into the ocean.
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>>8374607
Why are they even having these problems
Were they trying to do it themselves and invent a new way to do it?
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>>8374410
>not bringing people back
based
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>>8374613
leddit live thread here:
https://www.reddit.com/live/xnrdv28vxfi2
Apparently people are still trying to get to their seats
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>>8374620
Why the fuck are you linking to a reddit thread on here?
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>>8374620
Why are you even linking plebbit here? Nobody cares about that echo chamber shithole.
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I want to believe
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>>8374627
that's a big rocket
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>>8374630
For you.
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>>8374627
hue hue benis
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>>8374597
Someone make a moar engines version of this.
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>>8374630
well no its actually small
people were expecting much bigger
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>>8374626
>not using leddit for non-political news
dummy
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>>8374630
For Mars.
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>>8374597
The problem, if I recall correctly was less the number of engines and more due to overly complex plumbing, shoddy workmanship and lack of testing.
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>>8374627
Even if he only delivers half of what is promised in double the time it will stil be more then all the other competitors. I want more excentric billionares running space companies pls.
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>>8374564
Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.
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Fuck rockets, give us SSTOs.
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>>8374616
From what I know of, they're pushing the boundaries of helium pressurization. They put the helium tanks(COPVs) inside the LOX tanks to allow for lower temperatures and thus higher densities while minimizing extra cooling hardware. Other rockets have dedicated cooling or separate areas of the rocket for helium tanks at lower pressures.
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>>8374643
No, we need eccentric billionaires running other tech companies. We need someone pushing millions into real genetic engineering and cloning and biomechatronics.
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>>8374635
It's an echo chamber shithole that gets you banned for no other reason than not sucking the dick of the perceived hero from that particular subreddit.
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>>8374645
I don't think SSTOs are the way to go. You need to make too many compromises. The goal should be two stages both of which are fully reusable. Space-X is working on getting the first one down and it's only a matter of time till they go for reusable second stages.
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>30 minutes late
B L U E B A L L S
L
U
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B
A
L
L
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Aaaaand still waiting
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Fuck SSTOs, give us space elevators.
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Not Elon on stage
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>>8374630
for humans
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>>8374652
It's not even compromises, its a the fact you are like triplying payload for the small cost of integrating 2 stages.
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>>8374645
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3808790/The-radical-reaction-engine-tested-Fighter-jet-sized-4-000mph-engine-New-York-London-two-hours-built.html
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Hype
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A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
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The music's pretty comfy.
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>>8374666
can you even run a lan cafe on 200 kw? s m h
How would we have dota tournaments in space on 200 kw??
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Lol French people
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>SpaceSex
>revolutioning
I love my country.
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IT BEGINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1YxNYiyALg
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>>8374410
why is the liftoff always so inspiring?
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And now we've actually started.
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Musk found another guy who can't talk to introduce him
lol
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proud of my country desu
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>that french accent
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they couldn't even afford some decent lighting and mics
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Posting just in case
https://youtu.be/0qo78R_yYFA
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The man himself
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>>8374672
>Revolutionary
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lmao he's really quite the speaker
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He should have a podium. Looks awkward af standing there.
Anyway
>Let the memes begin
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Oh god Elun sucks so hard at speached.
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>nervous chortle
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>>8374686
yea lol
he should leave all this shit to someone else
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Oh god he seems so nervous, i feel bad for him
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wow the fourth rock to the left
#woke
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>please clap
literally jeb! tier
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comfy
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>>8374690
I doubt Space-X would have the following it does if they had somebody who was decent at speaking do all the talking. Part of their brand is Musk's terrible public speaking skills.
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He needs to engage in heavy resistance exercise. Even just a ten-minute bout once a week will do wonders.
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>[nerves Venus jokes intensifies]
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>>8374689
He's an autist, but he's OUR autist.
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Ugh, so basic. Isn't this supposed to be a conference for space specialists?
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>>8374698
>(d-did they get it?)
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Musk is Live right now. Click OP's link
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Don't bully him =O
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what about muh cloud cities on venus you mother fucker!
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>>8374700
Yes but it's being live-streamed for the reddit audience.
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>>8374694
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Is Musk really sperging out live right now ?
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EARTH
7 BILLION
MARS
0
WOAH
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>>8374700
Settle down son, we only just got into the introductions
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>>8374707
>more comfy
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>>8374700
A lot of normies are going to see this on CNN or Fox News though. And their tax dollars will be needed to pay for at least some of it; so you've got to humour them a little.
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>>8374700
If they did it like the other conferences no one of you guys would be awake by now
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Is he doing it at gunpoint ?
He seems so nervous
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this guy needs to stop spilling spaghetti
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Musk is such an autist
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These Venn diagrams.
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>>8374709
as always. He reminds me of me when I'm sleep deprived and running on fumes. Maybe he just never gets enough sleep, hanging on by his fingernails running two risky companies.
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>all these jokes bombing one after the other
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THIS IS ALL STUFF HE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE.
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>>8374717
He's ALWAYS like this. Watch some of his other videos.
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>>8374722
It's a shame. It's the first time I see him live, I always just assumed he was a great leader that would save humanity.
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>>8374717
>Someone's going to ask about the explosions oh god please don't let them ask about the explosions oh god oh god
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>>8374715
I already stopped watching when he started showing the pics comparing the sizes of planets.
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groan
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Will there be manual labor opportunities on Mars?
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>>8374700
People pilling up at front, can't see based Elon spill spaguetti
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>>8374722
That can't possibly be good for his health
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>>8374729
You don't have to hear him live to hear his turbo-autist speaking. Literally every time he gives a speech or interview he's like this.
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Mars is gonna have a 50-1 male-female ratio calling it now.
Womyn really don't care about this shit.
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>>8374735
when you're as wealthy as him you can just buy new health
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>>8374718
Just play this in the background until he starts talking about something interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
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>>8374734
are you there? if yes yell something we could recognize
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>>8374739
Tell that to Jobs
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>>8374730
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>>8374737
You really think men won't bring women with them?
Mars will be the ultimate night club.
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The man is giving a High School teacher tier power point lesson. Do anyone actually take him seriously?
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>>8374739
Didn't save Steve Jobs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1YxNYiyALg
get in here
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>>8374742
Yes i'm in the conference
>Implying i would scream
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>>8374737
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>>8374746
He's rich enough to pass as eccentric
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>>8374737
History has shown women don't like cool things
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>>8374737
>not getting a gender reassignment done and move to mars
You could be the queen of mars.
Think about it anon!
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>>8374743
Jobs didn't believe in real medicine.
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>>8374745
What family is gonna sell his house here and go to fucking Mars?
Mostly going to be rich single men.
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>>8374745
Mars will be the new australia.
Few people would want to go to this radioactive shithole by themselves, we'll just send convicts until it's inhabitable.
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>>8374733
only if ur a cute girl(or trap)
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>>8374746
That's not fair to half the high school teachers I had.
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>>8374759
Let's vote Trump then, and put the illegals there.
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>>8374646
But thunderfoot told me what they are doing isn't new and that SpaceX is basically full of retards
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>mfw I gave a speech on SpaceX yesterday and it's better than Musk's today
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pretty ambitious.
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>>8374759
Mars is a harsh mistress
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>>8374765
>thunderfoot
Who?
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>we still travel to space with oil
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good
ok
bad
VERY BAD :(
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>>8374759
Mad Max Mars
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>>8374756
1. Space nerds
2. "Anne Clayborne"-tier scientists
2. Cults who want to create their own New Utah or New Waco.
4. Political utopians(hello ancaps) looking to create their own Galt's Gulch/Martian Commune.
5. People with a reason to run 100 million miles away.
6. Mormon missionaries
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Yes, this is very technical and hard to understand.
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>>8374756
Since wealth will likely mean little on Mars I figure it will be a bunch of not that rich single men.
Sell your house, live on Mars.
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i can barely understand him wow
he sounds worse than trump
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>>8374777
I don't, are you calling me dumb?
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Nice, which mod for Kerbal Space Program is this?
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>>8374782
yes
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>>8374776
>you will never be a mormon space missionary
Why even live.
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Litterally terraforming mars as we speak
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Is this the no mans sky ost?
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>>8374784
Well, then you're retarded
How that makes you feel?
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>>8374769
nice reference
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>>8374785
yeah, but then the Rocinante will steal your ark for the Belters
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I enjoy this music and the selections that played before the broadcast began. Is an official SpaceX soundtrack available anywhere?
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At least she's a pretty ship.
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Anyone else find the side to side docking to be odd? You'd think they'd do nose to nose or roof to roof.
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>>8374788
No it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRvVyMuWbpM
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S P A C E X
THIS IS THE AGE OF
A Y Y L M A O
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We videogames now
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A fucking love that rocket crackle
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>>8374764
No, illegals should be sent to Venus.
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>>8374792
Xetamang tili du xeta
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>>8374776
Exactly, fringe groups and outliers.
Men always had a bigger sense of adventure, exploration and the future of the species than women. And that's why there are going to be disproportionately more men than women on Mars.
I would be interested in going, but only if I'm still singe by then. Finding a gf is hard enough, finding one that wants to go to Mars would be even harder.
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>>8374799
liked and saved
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is Musk a stammerer?
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Why use the same first stage twice in rapid succession?
Just prep two rockets in different launch pads and it will be faster and safer.
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he's so nervous
kawaii
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Why not just send two rockets up at once and have them both land? Surely they can afford that?
Instead of sending one up, back down, and back up again.
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>Battlestar Galactica
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But won't it still take 5 months to get there?
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>>8374809
And more expensive.
His whole point is cost reduction.
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Is this madman actually serious
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>>8374811
??
Because they aren't free you know
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>shoutout to battlestar galatica
my nigga
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>>8374809
Did you see the size of that rocket anon? That's gonna cost a fair buck anon.
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>....Like battlestar galactica, which is a good show.
But which version Musk? Which version?
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>>8374808
He is too smart to talk, he thinks to fast, his body cant keep up.
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A THOUSAND SHIPS AT ONCE
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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Where the hell is he going to get the money for this? There's no economic incentive to go to Mars.
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>>8374818
>oh hey, we got here
>wow, it's fucking nothing
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>>8374805
Brigham Young brought thousands of men and women across the Great Plains and into the mountains to find a promised land for the Mormons. They found the Provo Valley.
There will be cults going to Mars as well. There will also be defectors once there. Be one of the guys with status so you can get dibs on one of them.
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>1,000 uses per booster
Is this based on any realism or just a number that is required for the economics?
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>for you
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we eve online now
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>tfw to intellegent too speech
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Is Elon turning into Mars One?
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>>8374815
>a fleet of a thousand ships headed to Mars
O what glorious dawn awaits!
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>>8374776
so, pretty much the same kind of people that colonized the New World
seems cool
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>>8374824
the only thing I can think of is that it would be practical to mine the asteroid belt using Mars as a base
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>>8374818
>"now what?"
>"fuck..."
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Why is Musk so based?
For all the shit he gets here he at least has the balls to do something better.
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>>8374826
I'm not saying there will be a shortage of people, I'm saying that there will be a shortage of women compared to men.
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>>8374821
I think you mean
>....Like battlestar galactica, w-which is a good...A go- A go-...A good sh-show.
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>>8374824
Pretty CG videos.
Investors gib moni pls :DD
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>>8374824
slap a huge Monster logo on the side of it
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You need like a 0 percent fail rate on this shit.
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Elon Musk - the madman who puts his hand in his pocket while having a presentation
>>8374832
he's nervous as fuck, also happens in his interviews for some reason
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>>8374833
The difference between Elon and Mars One is about 13 billion dollars in wealth, and a space exploration technology company
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>>8374827
Wishfull thinking?
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>>8374839
everybody likes him here. We just hate the cocksucking attitude of reddit towards him.
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>not that complicated
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>>8374829
That's a big rocket
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Hello, whats going on in here?
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>>8374824
>There's no economic incentive to go to Mars
There's no economic incentive to go beyond LEO, apart from perhaps the asteroid belt or NEOs.
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>>8374796
Gotta make it look like sex.
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>>8374817
Surely the boosters are one of the lowest priced things in the whole mission?
This is trading cost for risk.
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>>8374846
http://library.fora.tv/2009/04/07/Uber_Entrepreneur_An_Evening_with_Elon_Musk
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>>8374575
Eventually someone burned themselves alive that didn't stop us from using fire.
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>>8374824
Why does there have to be an economic advantage? Can't we advance society without trying to get a big ass mansion out of it?
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>>8374829
This will inevitably be used as the final 'fuck you' weapon in the next alien invasion movie.
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>>8374855
Oh yeah, thousands of tons of materials, expensive electronics and durable metals are dirt cheap these days.
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>>8374824
maybe you'll have to pay for your ticket
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>>8374858
Thoughts like him is would keep us still in the dark ages. We would still be in the 1700s, ignore his post
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>>8374846
On the topic of interviews, anyone else see his interview in Werner Herzog's recent documentary on the internet?
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>>8374855
without full and rapid and safe reuse there is no doing this at all
obviously they will be building more than just one rocket
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>>8374858
Because there's no way a non-state body will have the funding capability for it otherwise
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>>8374824
Guys, I think I may have a solution.
Now, the Nazis used Jew slave labor to build rockets right? There are millions of Jews all over the world walking around as we speak, not doing anything. Why not put them to work?
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>>8374863
Is that documentary already out?
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>>8374863
n-no, what's it going on about?
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>550 metric tons to orbit
Holy shit.
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That's a penis
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Imagine the size of the explosion when this blows up in the pad.
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>>8374870
Still won't get yo mamma off the ground.
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>>8374870
go big or stay home m8
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>>8374868
Yes, has been for awhile though. Barely any theaters showing it though. It was worth the 45 minute drive or so I had to take to see it.
>>
Must be a bit boring. I wonder what there is to do on there
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>>8374855
90% of the cost of a launch is the booster.
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is elon musk an infp who makes his dreams come true?
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>>8374870
550 tons isn't going to do much when every second rocket explodes.
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>>8374858
Because people would have to slave away for free to get it done otherwise. .
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Based elon
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>550 tons to LEO
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>>8374869
It's Werner Herzog doing the interview so everything from mars to the internet to if he remembers his dreams. He only remembers his nightmares
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>>8374872
>poo in loos only included on graph just to show that they are literally last place in the world
Top tier bantz, Elon
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>>8374881
As I stated earlier in the thread, SpaceX has problems with helium. This won't use helium, thus it will be much safer than the Falcon 9.
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>>8374873
Their rocket blowing up on the pad was a fucking embarrassment, it had been a long time a rocket had last blown up on the pad before that.
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>talking about Raptor
I'm hoping for a video of he first test fire from a few days ago
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>>8374880
kinda, some parts of his biography are fucking insane
>>
Are we watching history now lads? Will this happen?
I'm in the hype train already
>>
So....what would the colonists do all day on Mars? Assuming they get there in one piece.
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>>8374872
>Arbitrary bar to vehicle length ratio
>"first time the performance has exceeded the height of the vehicle."
What did he mean by this?
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>>8374894
>Are we watching history now lads? Will this happen?
Yes
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>>8374878
38% gravity would be fun for a while.
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>>8374873
its going to be awesome
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>>8374884
Jesus.
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How come they haven't considered using something like this as a suborbital earth based transport?
People would pay lots of money for a 30 minute flight from US to china
Thats something that could be used to pay for mars.
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>>8374895
Get cancer.
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>>8374893
explain.
>>
42 ENGINES
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>>8374889
But they'll use a carbon fiber body which has shit thermal properties.
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>42 engines
Jesus
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>>8374894
No. This is highly refined optimism.
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>>8374885
>He only remembers his nightmares
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>>8374872
>This is the first rocket where the arbitrarily scaled power bars are bigger than the rocket.
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>>8374895
I dunno, maybe build a colony?
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>>8374895
Build a self-sustaining civilization..?
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>>8374858
Listen dude, innovations are made for two reasons
First, for money
Second, to find better ways to kill things
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42 ENGINES
E
N
G
I
N
E
S
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>>8374890
By long time you mean around 2 years right? Or does blowing up slightly above the pad not count as blowing up on the pad?
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>>8374889
You know that anon is trolling. He's basically repeating the rocket will explode every other post now.
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>>8374895
Exercise all day to fight off muscular decay.
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>>8374905
DON'T RUIN MY DREAMS, MAN
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>Venus
Calm down Elon
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Gondolas when?
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>>8374894
yeah. next-gen
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wait, you're telling me you can fit 1k human beans into one of these things?
What if it explodes? It'll be like another 9/11 without the terrorist part... Pre-rip to all the scientists who die in one of these things
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>>8374906
Remember when Soviet did this on the N1? Remember how many successful launches the Soviet had of that rocket?
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>>8374885
jesus
>>
Elon lies awake at night thinking about Venus while slowly going insane.
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>>8374926
>Why couldn't Venus have a normal atmosphere REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8374923
>Remember when Soviet did this on the N1? Remember how many successful launches the Soviet had of that rocket?
>Remember when Soviet did this on the N1?
>Soviet did this on the N1
>Soviet did this
>Soviet
Found your problem.
>>
This design is perfectly SANE and there's absolutely NO WAY anything could EVER go wrong with it.
They will TOTALLY not have to scale back.
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>>8374884
That's a lot of donuts.
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>>8374895
Fuck
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>>8374884
Wow lucky you anon, It looks like your mom will be able to go after all!
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>450 tons to mars
lul
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>>8374930
Aim high and fail your way to succes my friend
>>
Can he possibly deliver on this? Do I jump onto the hype train?
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>>8374901
There are some companies trying to do just that, Virgin Galactic being particularly famous.
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If we had multiple Elon Musks competing with eachother in a healthy enviroment we would kick this second space race into overdrive
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>>8374920
basement dweller venture capital to fund Neo-Venezia when?
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Why isn't this getting me hyped?
Musk should've sent some rockets to Mars for testing prior to making public announcements.
And making interplanetary travel commercial before space travel is a fucking joke.
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>>8374922
100, not 1000. And space flight has become pretty save, there are shitloads of rockets being launched and not a lot explode, especially not if you don't leave it to hacks like SpaceX. Oops.
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>>8374920
let's do this
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>>8374895
Build another ship to get back to earth
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>that interior
holy shit that's some space odyssey shit there
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>>8374936
Even if this turns out to be a failure, the sheer amount of data gathered from this will be immensely useful for any future attempts.
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Crew compartment looks like a fucking apple store
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>>8374944
>Space flight has become pretty save
>SpaceX lost two rockets in 16 months.
So safe.
>>
enough with the bullshit, WHAT IS THE TIMELINE?
>>
God bless him, but boy does he come off as a beta practicing PUA. Let out your inner nerd, Elon. It's practically pouring out anyway.
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>>8374940
one of my favorite gifs, Amarr stronk
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>Taking a payload 38% greater than the entire ISS to orbit
I can't even imagine the power of this thing.
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>>8374920
Not in your lifetime.
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>>8374901
Well I think they'd rather use scramjets for that, and the safety and regulations problems are there buddy.
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>>8374940
>what is Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin
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>>8374945
>appeal of mars is that its all land
>lets drown most of it in water
good idea
>>
>really fun
>>
Reminder that Musky still didn't even build the Falcon Heavy or ever sent someone to space yet.
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>It'll be really fun.
> You'll have a great time
Is he selling us on a mars colony or a fucking cruise to the Bahamas?
>>
>ZERO G GAMES
ZERO G GAMES
>ZERO G GAMES
ZERO G GAMES
>ZERO G GAMES
ZERO G GAMES
>ZERO G GAMES
ZERO G GAMES
>ZERO G GAMES
ZERO G GAMES
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>>8374945
>We're going to make anime real
>on Mars
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>>8374915
Yeah I was talking about failures during fueling, where really nothing should go wrong anymore.
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>>8374947
totally impractical though. It MUST be designed for emergencies like a sub, not like an Apple store. But this SciFi is what you need to sell the concept.
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>>8374945
Moon, near-Earth object and Mars colonies first. Then this.
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>>8374949
>>
No details on life support.
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>>8374951
>especially not if you don't leave it to hacks like SpaceX
>>
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>
This is getting more and more awkward
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>>8374895
Build orbital defense weapons to deny any unwelcome guests.
Develop WMDs ta achieve MAD with Earth
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That funding list. Literally meme tier
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>Profit
heh
>>
>a tricket to mars is possible in your lifetime
>less than 6 numerics
interesting, the future is closer than I thought, even if its looking risky
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This just in MUSK WANTS TO STEAL UNDERPANTS FOR FUNDING!
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>>8374955
>payload 38% greater than the entire ISS to orbit
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>Already begging for tax money.
>>
>funding
>implying Elon "Welfare Queen" Musk won't just get taxpayer money
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>>8374940
I'm hoping that Bezos becomes that Dark Horse competitor. He's equally enamored with creating a space civilization, and he low-key has literally six times the money that Elon has. Plus, he's smart like Elon, but a different flavor of smart: he's super cunning and cut-throat, instead of lovably autistic. I'm hoping that he announces the New Armstrong in the near future
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>>8374974
Underpants!
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>>8374969
Just put them in cryo sleep! I know Elon can invent that within 5 years with no working prototype as of right now, nor anyone ever having put anyone in cryo sleep!
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Why the fuck would you make a base on Mars before one on the Moon?
If your main goal is to make an interplanetary species then the Moon is the clear option.
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Steal dirty panties, sell to NEETs for profit and pay your way to Mars.
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>>8374962
If your in the first group to Mars you'll be a legend. Much better than a trip to the Bahamas.
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>>8374984
no it isnt you fuck
>>
He is a hero of our time
>>
ITS TIME FOR TIMELINES SENPAI
>>
How long until Red Faction?
>>
>first mission to mars
>explodes during launch
>100+ people dead
>no one tries it again for 200 years
the most likely outcome
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>>8374976
If I can go in 30 years I might do it, any longer than that and I'm gonna need some serious longevity cybernetics to make it worth it.
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>>8374957
Once you've demonstrated precision landing & launch hundreds of times people would accept that you could launch from LA and land at Shanghai/Tokyo/Seoul/Beijing/etc
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>>8374983
>Everyone he freezes ends up spontaneously exploding
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>>8374963
>ZERO G LOVE
ZERO G LOVE
>ZERO G LOVE
ZERO G LOVE
>ZERO G LOVE
ZERO G LOVE
>ZERO G LOVE
ZERO G LOVE
>ZERO G LOVE
ZERO G LOVE
>>
And now he's showing us vacation photos.
>>
DANCING MACHINE
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>>8374984
The moon isn't a planet.
>>
WE'RE GONNA MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN FOLKS
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>>8374996
Hello minmei
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>>8374994
Consider you'd be basically sending rockets from China to the US and back. If you think the governments would be happy with that...
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>>8374999
Dancing machine
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>>8374999
THis is meme material
>>
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>>8374999
if only the Mars crews would be this white...
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#marsiachi
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>>8374999
I know that was the style in the late 90s/early 00s but those jeans, sneakers and shirt make anyone look autistic.
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>>8374749
Scream "PEPE"
You will be famous for life
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>>8374999
he's such a dad
I want the confidence to be able to fuck models all day like him while wearing those pants
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>>8374958
Perhaps unskilled anons will one day toil in his Martian fulfillment center.
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>>8375009
kill yourself cracker
>>
Free soap-root on Mars!
http://mysite.du.edu/~treddell/3780/Kornbluth_The-Marching-Morons.pdf
>>
See you on Mars in 2184.
>>
>>8374999
Did he lose a bet where he has to post an embarrassing picture?
Also someone needs to crop out mariachi musk so we can photoshop him places.
>>
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>>8374999
>trips
>MUSK MEMES
mars is now, boys. I can already feel my soul being freed from earth's pull.
>>
>we barely scraped enough money for 2008's launch
>that was a lot of pain
;____;
>>
Did he seriously say that the Mars flight would have zero-G games, movies, and restaurants
I want to go on the ComfyShip
>>
>>
>>8375005
passenger rockets don't magically turn into ICBM's
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>>8374996
>>
>>
>>8375020
Musk is a new type confirmed
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>>8375009
(You)
>>
>>8375022
>get on board
>things go lord of the flies
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>based Elon and the crew colonize Moon, Mars and near-Earth objects
>a new era of prosperity starts
>some evil fucks on Earth get jealous and try to ruin everything
>they try to pillage everything and steal equipment
>they fail (because they would probably end up making conflict even between each other)
>the space habitat only gets more prosperous as people begin to understand who was right
>advances to the next level of scientific and technologic development are made
>AI does all labor that people may find unpleasant
>resources are mined and explored for by AI
>no more discrimination, cowardness and selfishness as people are helped to overcome these qualities
>???
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>>8374996
Deculture!
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>>8375030
DRAM ON, MARS MAN
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, Mars Man
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>>8375030
that was fast
DREAM ON,
MARS MAN!
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>>8375030
change the font and we're good
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>>8375030
Should be dance on.
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, Mars man
>>
>>8375032
Theres no such thing as "evil"
fucking child
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, Mars man
>>
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If Tesla is any indicator, then:
>tickets will literally be sold out before you can ever afford one
>you will die of old age before you ever fly to Mars
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>>8375030
Dream on, Mars man
>>
>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
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What about my moonrace?
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>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
>>
>>8375030
Dream on mars man
>>
Will there be niggers on Mars?
>>
>>8375035
DREAM*
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, Mars Man!
>>
>>8375029
That's why you have law enforcement bots that hopefully don't go all HAL 9000.
>>
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>>8375032
helios pls
>>8375033
DECULTURE MAH NIGGA
>>
>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
>>
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>>8375046
gas moonfaggots
>>
MARS FLIGHTS IN 2023 LMAO
FUCKING DELUSIONAL
HE TOOK 10 FUCKING YEARS TO GO FROM A ROCKET THAT EXPLODES ON FLIGHT TO A ROCKET THAT EXPLODES ON THE PAD
>>
>>8374630
for us
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, Mars Man.
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, Mars man.
>>
>>8375043
You could always colonize the least hospitable place on Earth. Australia.
>>
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A gif of near-Earth objects of more or less substantial size (which have plenty of resources and space)
>>
>8375010
>You have been visitited by the martian meme mariachi
>First priciple engineering and a multiplanetary humanity will come to you
>but only if you post
>MUSK MEMES
>>
>>8375030
Dream on mars man
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, Mars Man
>>
>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
>>
>new york to tokyo in 25 minutes
Concorde V5
>>
>suborbital cargo and passenger transport
He actually said it the absolute madman
>>
>>8375064
ur nuts m8 i'll see you on mars
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, mars man
>>
>>8375064
siberian poster here
its very true, screw those giant spiders
>>
>>8375029
>>8375053
That's going to be a serious problem
What happens when there is some sort of uprising or crazy fuck on either the mars colony or the transport. What can you even do about it when it's over and they now control mars? Continue sending people? Send in the marines? Cut them off and let everyone die?
The fuck do you even do?
>>
>>8375054
FUCK YOU RANKA YOU CAN'T FOOL ME
>>
>>8375074
>Mars flights 2023
He's already the ultimate madman
>>
>>8375072
Price is probably 5 orders of magnitude higher, too.
>>
yo mom's dildo am i right ;^)?
>>
>>8375084
wait, you mean flights with humans by 2023...?
>>
>>8375072
Concorde reboot when.
>>
>>8375081
Same thing you do with North Korea: Nothing.
>>
>>8375088
This joke took entirely too long to show up in this thread.
>>
Wow I've never watched Elon talk before - he's not a great public speaker is he?
That's not necessarily a bad thing. I find it endearing (most scientists are shite public speakers)
>>
>>8375058
It took life ~3 Billion years from the first organic structures to human.
It took humans ~2000 years to make life out of organic structures
If you didnt notice this trend in everywhere around you, think about killing yourself.
A person with this IQ should not be allowed to live.
Also yeah, he wont achieve this till 2k23, but maybe the guy taking over spaceX after his death will.
>>
>>8375030
Dream on, Mars man
>>
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>>8375082
I want to be an ab-shota on Mars
>>
>>8375090
I don't know, I want to be in one again so badly, I was 10 when I was inside one
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>>8375089
No, but he wants to send something every "window" from here on out.
>>
>>8375093
It makes me like him more honestly
>>
>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
>>
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>/m/ shows up
>musk mars memes
what a time to be alive
>>
This is a pre escape before an asteroid impact
>Call in it
>>
>>8374891
and there we go!!!
>>
>>8375089
I think he didn't specify so I guess not
Still insane imo
>>
>>8375093
No, and I think it's a good sign too. He's quiet and awkward.
It means he's actually an engineer and not just a salesman like Steve Jobs was
>>
>>8375099
kek
>>
>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
>>
>>8375093
According to sources here and there, he admits hes not a great speaker, and when he was younger he was absolute terrified of it
Also his dad was a bit nuts near his end ages, so its possible that he inherited something bad and wants to start this space stuff before his judgement goes wrong
>>
>>8375109
I wish it was a video so we could get it as a .gif
>>
>>8375099
perfect, now make it .gif
>>
>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
>>
>>8375108
?
stuttering isn't fucking normal
this is a prepared speech he isn't winging it
its embarassing
>>
>>8375108
Being a good salesman might've been better for the success of the company
>>
Why not make it with asbestos?
>>
....That's a big tank.
>>
Holy shit
>>
Who /future colonist/ here?
>>
>>8375123
heat death.
>>
>>8375117
I really don't think he does preperations for this.
He is insanely busy
>>
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>Dat carbon fibre tank
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>>8375123
2023
>>
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>>8375123
Maybe in 2096 or so.
>>
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>>8375126
war on earth fucking when
>>
>>8375117
>>8375118
to the rest of us that aren't insecure altrightists obsessed with how we appear to others, this is fine
The people listening to Musk actually care about the science, not what he's wearing or his minor behavioral ticks
If you want to see someone be "cool" you can go watch the next Apple event
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>>8375124
4 u
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>>8374996
Yack deculture
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>>8375093
He's a terrible speaker, it's really amazing how poor at it he is really. It's just part of his charm.
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>>8375124
for you
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oh god why dogs
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OOOOOOOOOOOO
EVERYTHING IS A SYSTEM INCLUDING YOUR DOG
DOGOWNERS BTFO
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>>8375099
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holy shit, that TANK
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>including your dog
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>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
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>>8375146
>NO DOGS ON MARS!
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EVERYTHING IS A SYSTEM
INCLUDING YOUR DOG
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>>8375150
stay on topic please. memes and his stuttering
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Actual hardware
What the fuck
It's actually happening
I'm literally crying
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>>8375143
what is this referencing again
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>>8375149
heh
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>>8375149
Jesus Christ, saved
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ENCELADUS IS THE BEST GIRL.
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>>8375149
perfect, now send it to Mars
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Did Elon just assume my dog identifies as a system?
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>Propellant depots on Titan
I'm rock hard
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>let's make a big plastic tube and send people to other planets!
This shit will never fly.
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>>8375149
Thank you based anon
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>>8375132
Did someone save a picture of it?
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> Land on Europa
> Burn through ice
> Drown
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>>8375139
You don't get it, though. No matter how innovative and filled with talent a company is it'll all go to waste if it can sell it's product. Musk might be able to do this on his own, but I suspect he'll want to be funded by tax money if possible, in which case he'll have to sell it.
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>>8375149
Fuck you for being so fast
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Is this the will of Metatron?
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Well he has a rocket, but no details on how to do life support. We could get enceladus, but people might die in transit.
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>>8375169
B-baka!
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FULL ACCESS TO THE GREATER SOLAR SYSTEM
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>>8375162
callisto is better
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>>8375171
He can always go faster.
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OH BOY IT'S AUDIENCE QUESTIONS TIME
THE BEST PART OF ANY CONVENTION
WHAT'S THE DUMBEST QUESTION GOING TO BE PLACE YOUR BETS
>>8375170
>muh concern trolling
Tesla can't fucking build its cars fast enough to sell them, I think Musk is fine at running a business
Now stop bullying him you idiot you're gonna make him nervous, I want to hear him talk about spess
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>>8375162
I want to sit on it
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>>8375171
>not only did you post it late he's also dancing slower
Dude pick up the fucking pace we're trying to hit mars by 2040
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>>8375162
What's with the large glass panes at the tip? They look like structural weak points.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ5sWfhkpE0
Get hype. In 100 years.
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>>8374826
back then wives had to obey their husbands
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>Three weeks ago, I was at Burning Man dude lmao
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>>8375181
>I WAS AT BURNING MAN, THERE WAS SHIT
jesus christ
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>A LOT OF SHIT
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>>8375181
well glad you didn't hold your tongue, we have DUDE WEED LMAO man now
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DUSTY WATERLESS SHITSTORM
>>
Yay time for cringe questions!
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>>8375181
Looks like this one is already getting the cake, I mean, Shitstorms man
>>
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>>8375181
Second question in, we already got one
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>>8375184
ok
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mars = dusty waterless shitstorm confirmed
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>>8375163
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>>8375184
10/10
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MUH BURNING MAN
MUH SHITSTORM
MUH PROFANITY
Elon shut that down real quick lol
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>Are we gonna have toilet on Mars?
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>this hippie
Oh god... this guy is bringing hippie shit into a historical announcement. Uberkek.
>>8375187
most cults have similar rules
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rofl fucking brown people talking about shit
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Ok he's here Show yourself
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>>8375181
>How will you make Space a safe space?
>>
Holy fuck I cringed so hard at that question...
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This is your brain on weed.
>>
This fucking guy, what the hell.
>>
'is mars going to be a dusty waterless shitstorm'
which one of you faggots said this
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>nuclear stuff to mars
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>>8375213
I get why elon wants to leave
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>>8375197
>>8375196
>>8375191
>>8375190
>>8375189
>>8375188
that was amazingly fast
SIR PLEASE DO NOT GO ON WEIRD RANTS ABOUT SHIT AND BURNING MAN
NEXT QUESTION
"WHAT CHILDRENS SHOULD WE SEND TO MARS"
Is this the guy from this thread that wanted a whites-only ship? too bad Elon's going to send mariachis and his dog
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>>8375198
kek
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>>8375198
Wow he's fast
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I'm ready to die, send me to Mars.
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Tl;dw?
Is he legit or full of shit?
>>
>>
LMAO
"if you are prepared to die, you are a candidate... *snort*"
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>Carrying the light of humanity on Mars
Litteraly Gundam
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>>8375149
love it
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>>8375212
DUDE WEED DOESN'T CAUSE ANY DAMAGE ALRIGHT
WATERLESS SHITSTORMS
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>>8375207
POO
IN
MARS
LOO
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>>8375224
Mars will be
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>Sending children on the first flight
lol
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ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE NIGGA
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>>8375224
Needinvestors/10
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>>8375224
Legit on a lot of stuff and some of what he is talking about has to be taken with a huge grain of salt.
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>>8375189
this is actually a pretty serious issue.
What Elon's answer reveals is that he is not working life support.
"More power will solve it! ;^)"
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>>8375204
Indians confirmed for first Mars colonists.
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>>8375233
just send indians they will shit anywhere
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christ why are you nerds so fucking cringeworthy
jesus CHRIST
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Enough, I'm cringing so fucking hard
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WE SHOULD PROBABLY SEND CHILDREN TOO
>this fuckin guy
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Desire to live...
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Inspires the shit out of us
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LIFE IS MORE THAN WAKING UP
YOU GOTTA INSPIRE AND WANNA LIVE
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Why is everyone swearing and being awkward
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a fucking gift
>>
Holy shit this fucking audience is reddit incarnate.
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What is this? Autist gathering?
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>el chapos militia
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so many retards in that room
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Let's just send a children only spacecraft first and have a live action Lord of the Rings.
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what the fuck is this audience
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holy shit, they really need to screen these people better.
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>The verge
>shittiest tech site in existence
Why is she allowed to talk?
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>>8375226
I'm not going to lie, that got me hard.
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Wtf is with these questions
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>>8375257
>
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Alright, can we not take these people who scream 'shit!' and 'el chapo's militia' with us to Mars?
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>>8375234
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Is this minecon?
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>>8375240
DESIGNATED SHITTING PLANETS
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>>8375259
Her question is better than SPACE TOILETS and THIS GUY INSPIRES THE SHIT OUT OF US
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This is minecon levels of autism
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>>8375252
Literally any convention or speech where they take audience questions has this happen
It's amazing
>>8375258
They literally don't screen them at all they just stand near them and make sure they don't pull a gun or rush the stage
>>8375259
She's asked the only sane question so far, stop being triggered by vajanas
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>>8375263
redditors get the first ride
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>>8375259
>Excuse me Mr. Musk are you aware you're a product of a patriarchal society and a shitlord? Why aren't you a woman? Thanks. Also your suit is sexist.
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>>8375265
I have a friend who was a panelist at minecon last weekend. These questions are worse than any he was asked.
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>>8375256
Lord of the Flies you foo
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>Elon supporters are super autistic
Who could have guessed.
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>the least retarded person so far is a verge reporter
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Fucking finally someone's asking the hard questions.
Elon's not doing life support, just building a big damn rocket.
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>>8375266
In the first draft of The Martian, the stranded astronaut was Indian.
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>>8375171
>>8375149
>>8375099
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Did we switch streams to Minecon by mistake?
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>russian with the international questions
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>>8375273
>Also your suit is sexist.
>>
>ask controversial question
>get woohod
why
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>When are you going to hire other people outside US?
>*cheering intensifies*
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>>8375281
It gets better.
>>
SALTY RUSSIANS
>>
If you had a question there
What would you ask
>>
FUCK OFF NON-AMERICANS
AMERICANS WILL CREATE THE CELESTIAL EMPIRE
ENGLISH WILL BE THE LINGUA CELESTIA
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
I didn't know United Statians were this retarded.
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>>8375285
muh future engineer and spaceman refugees
>>
European aerospace fag here approves this question
Gimme mah us passport based elon :(
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> tfw people keep swearing autistically at your announcement of a historic plan for the future of humanity
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Yea sure why don't we teach the shitskins how to build ICBM's
Where are the syrian refugees working at SpaceX?????
>>
>SpaceX hires someone from North Korean
>Everything goes fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHXV6clyHkg
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QUESTIONS NOT ESSAYS
PEAK LEL
>>
what the f*** is this
>>
literally promoting funny or die
we dont deserve to leave this rock
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>ITER
This fucking bullshit man
His answer didn't convince me either
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Fuck offffffffffff you non scientific shitters
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>>8375291
h-h-h-how moch RAMS d-do I need to s-space program
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>>8375293
T-thanks...
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these people
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>Plugging his webcomic
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>>8375295
work hard and get a greencard faggot.
jesus christ this edgy questions
>*background voice*
>dude stop
finally
>>
I cant watch this, the cringe is too real
>>
Ok I0m out, I'd rather go to sleep before than waste my time here. Poor Musk tho, I feel for him and his autism
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>>8375217
Because he senses that the end of times is getting closer. And so do many of us. The evil will only keep on destroying itself, and it will attempt to destroy the good, too.
And those of us who wish good for the human race should seek to preserve it and save as many people as possible.
The corrupt laws will only draw more and more conflict, and there will be endless rationalizations, and the evil will be veiled behind them. But those of us who know what evil is, and who can tell right from wrong, have no time to lose.
And there's nothing religious to it. You don't need to be religious to tell the good from the evil. It is often those who act the most fanatically and interpret the customs literally who do the most evil, yet they call themselves good.
>>
Jesus christ this is a cringefest
I hope they learn to screen questions from now on. Fuck.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE QUESTIONS
>>
who are these fucking people who think it's OK to pitch a project in this forum
>>
>>8375293
Don't pin this all on Burgerland. This is an international conference of autists being held in Tacoland.
>>
What the fuck are these questions. Just end it already
>>
>>8375304
How do we make Anime real on Mars but keep these faggots out?
>>
FREE RETURN TRIP CONFIRMED
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>>8375307
started uncontrollably laughing in a quiet study room/10
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>>8375311
I'm 100% sure I'll end up getting it, but it takes time and it's fucking annoying
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>>8375305
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Traffic_in_Arms_Regulations
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> all of these autistic questioners
STOP IT
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>but why should we want to go to Mars
This generation is the end
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>>8375316
This is what reddit sounds like in person.
>>
Why did they decide to let normies aks questions? Couldn't they invite real journalists/scientists?
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>>8375329
this, fuck it
>>
Is this an autism conference?
>>
Why did they let in so many autists in
>>
ESSAY
Also everyone says "space sex". Is this how you pronounce this?
>>
>>8375329
>m-muh money and profits
If someone asked this question 50 years ago they would be hanging from the GG bridge
>>
>>8374959
>I don't understand how Earth maintain a roughly consistent temperature throughout the day
>>
Do we need a new thread?
>>
It seems like my views on Members of the Cult of Elon has been reinforced
>>
too many normies. im out
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>>8375326
honest tip:
nothing worth to have flies to your balls m8
>>
>>8375328
inb4: "When are going to Nibiru?"
>>
YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE...ANYWHERE!
>>
NORMAL PEOPLE
WTF IS THIS
>>
Like if like normal like people like
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>>8375327
I know what it is faggot. It's fucking bullshit
Fuck the US and their portectionist, insular faggotry
Just so you can scream U S A U S A whenever you achieve something
Science should be international like the ISS
Fuck
>>
>YEAH LIKE
>YEAH LIKE
>LIKE
>YEAH
>>
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING REDDITORS AND ROASTIES
>>
oh godd
>>
based musk doesn't want any slut kisses
>>
a fucking kiss
>>
My autism is flaring
>>
>do we need training?
>nope
lmao
>>
> ELON CAN I KISS YOU?
fucking hell what the fuck
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>>8375335
Space Cross sounds retarded.
>>
this bitch misspronounced REGULAR people, not normal. holy shit
a kiss
Elon is greater than your bioproblems, biatch
>>
That was fucking rape/sexual harassment.
>>
>>8375335
They actually say spay sex, just like how they say, for example fren dlee (friendly).
>>
OUR GUY
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>on behalf of all the ladies
>good luck kiss
>>
Fuck off normies. Leave space alone.
>kiss
ebin
>>
>>8375351
Yeah but it's not his choice. Honestly looks like the US monopoly of space science is coming to an end anyway with the Chinese Station going online.
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I want to give Elon-kun a kiss too
>>
>>
>>8375351
Hate more, faggot. Maybe you should illegally immigrate in the next month or so. You'll have a 50% of getting amnesty if Clinton wins. Then you become based and American like us.
Or even better, maybe you can get your failure of a nation to build an ITS of its own.
>>
>>8375359
So is Elon's, he sounds agitated.
>>
None of these autistic retards seem to appreciate that they're the reason we need to get off this planet - and they don't seem to understand that they're not invited to Mars.
>>
>>8375357
He can already get any pussy he wants for the right price
>>
Really? No training at all, Musk?
>>
Fuck this shit. I'm out.
I'll watch the final cringe compilation tomorrow.
>>
>>8375305
>ITER
oh you best believe it. Every rocketry group in the US, professional and amateur, is hamstrung by this fucking holdover from the Cold War.
>>
>another fucking comedy reporter
>>
>local idiot from rooster teeth
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CRINGE CRINGECRINGE
>>
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When did the world get so cringey?
Is it purely a burger thing or are all normie millennials like this nowadays?
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>>8375372
>ISS
>space science
>>
this is a fucking national embarrasment
>>
WHAT THE HELL
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
>>
jesus christ just screen the people who ask questions
>>
>Can I give you good luck kiss?
>A...ahah...ah... S-sounds great. I don't have one here, sounds great.
O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
>>
>>8375305
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Traffic_in_Arms_Regulations
It's true.
The Wiki article has plenty of examples of just how far it goes, or how far people have to go to find a legal way around its limitations.
>>
Elon is no longer committing to going to Mars after hearing from the people who are most enthusiastic to go there today.
>>
>>8375385
Quite a few non burgers delivering the cringe at the event.
>>
>>8375385
cultural marxism. you can thank the udssr for mass exporting that shit
>>
>>8375385
You now realize that this is the electorate. No wonder the candidates suck.
>>
THIS IS A GODDAMN TECHNICAL CONFERENCE FUCK. You aren't supposed to behave this way. You're supposed to ask the hard questions and make the presenter cry.
>>
ANTIMATTER DRIVE CONFIRMED
>>
This people, stop this please.
>>
He doesn't need to see you you fucking retards
>>
>normalfags will follow humanity to Mars
Kill me
>>
holy shit
what the fuck is this audience
>>
>>8375389
They are Americans....
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This serious event totally ruined by autistics dropping their spaghetti all over the place.
JUST
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>>8375391
>there's vomit on his sweater already
>moms spaghetti
>>
>>8375385
anti-intellectual Marxism
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This is why I masturbate to terrorist attacks.
>>
>>8375403
It's an international conference, retard.
>>
NORMIES WTF
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
>>
>loud as fuck autists
is this what 4chan mostly comprises of?
>>
Antimatter motherfuckers
>>
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>No girl would EVER offer to give you a kiss
>>
>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
>Meme magic will take us to Mars
>>
damn Elon is quitting after this
>>
>>8375403
This is an international conference.
This isn't even in the US, it's in Mexico.
>>
ALL THESE NORMIES ASKING QUESTIONS
>>
>>8375413
Seriously, they're yelling into the mic, what the fuck.
>>
Someone is asking about Cyclers. Finally a fucking decent question.
>>
Cycler!
>>
I can't believe how truly autistic these questioners are.
This is a serious event, guys. Not some My Little Pony convention.
>>
>>8375404
>these people would be on the first ships to mars
Fuck it. Just send autonomous robots.
>>
>Report: Elon Musk found dead in hotel room. Suicide note, "It's just not worth it."
>>
FUCKING CYCLERS STFU YOU RETARDS
>>8375421
>decent question
>exposes your complete ignorance of physics
>>
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>>8375401
i´m passioned of elons idea but this scares the shit out of me. or even worse
>memet comes with me
>destroys the whole colony in the name of a imaginary friend by destroying the o2 sytem
>elons face when
>>
>>8375418
>This isn't even in the US, it's in South US.
>>
Yep - I will move to mars, to get away from idiot people like that audience
>>
You shouldn't be allowed in this conference if you don't have $1m USD or a doctorate.
>>
I dont understand why they would let normies ask questions, its flaring my autism REEEEEEEE
>>
Wasn't Bill Nye at the event?
Won't important people ask something?
>>
>The everyday astronaut
Is every goddamn person there some sort of internet nobody who thinks anyone knows who they are?
>>
>>8375426
Decent compared to the rest of the fucking cringefest. The bar has been set pretty low for what constitutes decent.
>>
>>8375430
These are the sorts of people who will sell their house to go be a pauper on mars
>>
>>8375425
my sides just landed on mars
>>
>>8375435
every millenial failure chases the dream of being a professional podcaster
>>
>>8375435
yep
>>
>>8375427
It feels like half of their time is spent showing 0g tricks to children via video link. Money well spent.
>>
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>naming a ship after a meme book
might as well call it the John Green, fuck sake
>>
A good question at last
>>
>>8375420
He said multiple times he couldn't hear the audience. You've obviously never been on a stage before
>>
>>8375446
Heart of gold sounds cool as fuck though.
>>
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not calling it enterprise
>>
>alfonso
>>
>I have a startup
Fucking Americans
>>
Fuck off frenchie
>>
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
>>
>see muh electric bus
FUUUUUUCK
>>
>>8375450
That doesn't mean you have to YELL into the MICROPHONE.
>>
SHIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>
>>8375452
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD SUCH A NERD
>>
Musk should just do an AMA here
It'll be better than this shit show
>>
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>come outside and see my 30 litre bus :^)
what the flying fuck
>>
FUCKING DIE NORMIE QUESTIONERS
>>
>>8375452
You mean not calling it something from the Culture series
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SEE MUH BUS MR. MUSK
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Musk looks so pissed off that he put so much effort into the presentation, only to be asked utterly retarded questions.
I feel bad for him
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>"Time for Q&A Session"
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A L F O N S O B T F O
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>>8375463
Not for publicity.
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>>8375457
I get that as an "inventor" you need to be really desperate to get attention but fuck me, that guy knows no shame.
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"Yeah so I just ate 5 bags of potato chips so I wanted to know if you wanna share the 6th with me?"
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I think humanity is not worth going to Mars. Today I lost hope in humanity once again.
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>mfw normie audience ruins stream for autistic 4chan
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>>8375463
I somehow doubt it
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>>8375463
What would you ask him anon?
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>>8375467
THIS
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>>8375480
Asuka or Rei?
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>>8375463
Someone should reach out to him and show proof people here at least hold fucking degrees. Who knows he might be appalled enough by this to bite.
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>wait elon one more question please
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THANK YOU
HOLY SHIT
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OMG MUSK AND THAT FINAL QUESTION
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hahhahahahahhahahahahaa
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>last question BTFO
ahahhaa
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He's reeeeally conflicted on whether he wants to be the first person on Mars but maybe also die.
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LMAO
>uhhh, I'm not sure, uhhh, I, I, maybe, I, I don't know. Maybe, I'm not su, I, uhhh, ahh
fucking cute as fuck
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>we have time for one more question
NO YOU DONT IM OUTTA HERE
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HAHA that last guy
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>>8375486
It's obviously Misato, you poor soul.
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so they literally got asked otu right now
wtf
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LAST GUY BTFO
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>>8375486
He would answer Rei and you know it.
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>>8375480
We wouldn't ask him anything. We'd all just pretend to be ULA shills and call him a faggot.
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>I want to see my kids grow up
>Maybe i could send them first
>Some pros and cons there
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So many retards he refused to take the last question, amazing.
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5/10 presentation
11/10 Q&A
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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>>8375477
I think they should cut off the stream after the first question. That guy was chosen to go by NSF forums and had met Elon before. It was ALL downhill after that.
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>>8375487
>tfw still working on BSBA in CIS
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I'm so pissed off that these retards asked him such idiotic questions after he put his heart and soul into making a case for a world-changing mission.
stupid normies
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>>8375476
this. it cemented my feelings that the western world is beyond redemption. tips fedora** and all that but fuck me this was goddamn infuriating
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>>8375487
It would be interesting for sure, but why would a public figure ever want to associate themselves with 4chan?
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>>8375501
>wanting to execute Third Impact
pls no
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epic ending
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>start studying the next 7 years
>work really hard so save that budget
>work out
>eat healthy
>make my pH.D
>come to mars
>this people and worse will come with me
>mfw i gave up everything for this autism
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>>8375510
Fucking hell autists stay away from microphones
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NORMIES
GET
FUCKING
OUT
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>>8375513
woudl people on mars be safe from its effects?
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>>8375505
2000's/2000's
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ending was a cherry on the cake
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That ending. I fucking love Elon.
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>still no Concorde
Mars my ass
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>>8375516
It would be up to you to purge them from the colony, anon.
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>>8375515
How did it end?
[spoiler]How should it have ended?[/spoiler]
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>>8375520
Doubtful, since Third Impact could rend reality itself asunder.
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>those questions
>that fucking ending
SPECTACULAR.
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>>8375519
Come see my bus tho
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>let all the literal retards ask questions
>Musk looks normal in comparison
he truly is a genius.
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>>8375536
Nah, he looked and sounded pretty pissed at those retards for wasting his and everybody else's time.
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>>8375530
He literally dropped the mic and walked out
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>Those questions...
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>Getting super hyped about going to mars through the whole conference - restoring faith in humanity
>Q&A full of retards - faith in humanity falling faster than MCT during mars descent.
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I'm here to ask Elon Musk some epic questions!
Science, fuck yeah!
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>>8375549
Science xd
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>>8375549
>Implying its not your average 4chan/reddit autist asking these questions
>come outside and see my electrical bus
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>elon musk does not want to see your (((30 LITER BUS)))
feels bad
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>>8375549
You can read read "I browse science subreddits" on his forehead.
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>>8375554
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>>8375554
pretty sure he said ton
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>>8375568
thanks for the correction, anon
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>>8375572
>Implying this isn't secretly a warship to be used to conquer the martians
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>>8375572
The space shuttles weren't military.
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>>8375584
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq5vZ1I0HAU
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>>8375587
It was jointly owned and operated by NASA and the Air Force, and was flown by Air Force pilots.
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Being so many scientists and engineers at a convention like this, why not let them do the fucking questions?
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>>8375602
scientists and engineers don't travel to mexico
too much risk of being kidnapped and forced to build ICBM's for the mexicans
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There was a certain notion of good evil which was common since the times immomorial, and which became ever more prevalent ever since the emergence of civilization.
To speak allegortically (the meaning is to be found only by those who want it to be found) these are best illustrated by Boaz and Jachin - the two pillars at the entrance of the Temple of Solomon. In order to understand the meaning of Boaz and Jacin, one needs to look no further than those who these pillars were named after, and the conotations of those who they were named after.
The present construction and the wordly systems have the same fate as the temple of Solomon - both pillars were used once again. Boaz and Jachin - black and white, evil and good - were once again attempted to be put together. Not only were they used by necessity, but the evil is openly tolerated. And the evil also very often pretends to do so in the name of the good.
The constructor of the pillars was Hiram Abiff of Tyre. He was the rich businessperson of the ancient world, if you will. One can see that as the allegory of the ancients shows their past histories and struggles, we made the same mistakes once again.
The mark of the beast (666) are allegorical representations of the three branches of most wordly (and international for that matter) governments. Do not accept the mark of the beast, and do not support it.
Once again, the meaning is to be found only by those who want to find it.
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>>8374520
audibly keked
man, it would be great pump and dump
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Has there ever been a /sci/ thread with more posts?
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>>8375626
Definitely. But not lately.
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>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
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One does not need to be religious to appreciate the meaningfullness of religious allegory which stood the test of history, and which, by doing so, absorbed its lessons and creates history after itself (counteracting it is creating history after it, too).
>And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
>So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
>And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication
>And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
This is just perfect. I'm sure that if Jesus could sacrifice his life and essentially make a great chunk of world history, a cynical person who tries to criticize everything to sound smart can use all that motivation to do good.
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>>8374410
>R: 865 / I: 143
Eight hundred sixty five replies.
Holy shit.
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>>8375659
>write ambiguous bullshit
>it happens to fit everything nicely because people literally do not change at all
Wizard literary skillz.
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>>8375662
You could power the MCT on the hate in this tread alone
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>>8375669
Allegory expresses little to mean a lot. Why write hundreds of pages to explain something when people with a certain level of knowledge of customs and history can understand it expressed as a few sentence?
I'm not going to debate you, because it's meaningless. I'm not going to argue over semantics.
But I want to try to get to you without these allegories which you will find meaningless:
>humans evolve
>culture and civilization emerges
>humans illustrate their struggles, histories and nature in religious and cultural allegory and art
>what we're doing here is essentially appreciating the "art" of our ancestors as the image of their past, even if we may find their art/religion/etc. nonsensical in our historic context
I'm not going to force you to appreciate "art" if you don't enjoy it. It is just that some drive some of our emotion, motivation, and moral lessons from it. Nothing more. It's the same type of "art" as the modern movies/games, just older and more significant to many.
Just as some may, for example, appreciate "The Matrix" as a movie and a form of art, and derive some lessons from it, some of us enjoy the art of the anciets.
Also, good luck trying to motivate the vast majority of the world's population (which is religious, and often rather fundamentalist) to pursue space colonization through other forms than religious allegory.
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>>8375721
Wanted to add:
Good luck trying to use logic and reasoning to get to the vast majority of the world's population that a failure to colonize space is a danger to the very existence of the human species, especially with what the world is like now.
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>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
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missed the whole thing, is there any link where I can watch the cringe of the Q&A? I wanna share the pain.
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>>8375791
did you try google you BUTT FUCKER
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>>8374824
The technology and interest in stem would be immense.
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>>8374881
dude nice quip you should be an avenger
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>>8374895
so.....What would the colonists do all day in the new world?Assuming they don't get shipwrecked,
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>>8375836
I imagine the colonists would... build a colony?
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I would think of him like Molyneux if he hadn't brought us reusable rockets.
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>>8375841
you hit the nail on the head!
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God that q&a was super cringey, and I've been to a lot of con panels.
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>>8375847
you could mistake pretty much all of it for a short cringe compilation, barring the odd diamond in the rough
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>>8375030
DREAM ON, MARS MAN
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>>8374414
fuck off shill
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>>8374531
>I think he should focus on making rockets that don't explode on the pad first.
I highly doubt that they're not working on that.
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>>8374414
even if musk is not the way, charging more than three times global price is undeniably objectively literally CORRUPTION
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>>8374776
>1. Space nerds
Basement dwellers with no money
>2. "Anne Clayborne"-tier scientists
Little known scientists in obscure fields with no money
>2. Cults who want to create their own New Utah or New Waco.
Maybe the leaders can go but most people are just dumb impresionable people with NO MONEY
>4. Political utopians(hello ancaps) looking to create their own Galt's Gulch/Martian Commune.
Most anarcocapitalist are sons of rich people who think "neoliberalism" isnt cool. They dont have money their parents do
>5. People with a reason to run 100 million miles away.
Most of them want to escape all because they have NO MONEY
>6. Mormon missionaries
Clearly these will be the ones to go
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So I went to sleep shortly after the end of the Q&A. Did someone burn the electric bus? Did someone punch burning-man-man in the teeth? Did someone show the Russian grill how to Google "spacex hiring"?
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>>8374410
nice sci-fi scene.
too bad we'll all be dead by the time this happens tbhfam
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>>8376281
why dont you just take out a loan say its for a house then use the money to buy a ticket on the ship and never pay it back?
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>>8376771
Yeah you just show up to the bank and say "I'd like a load for a hundred thousand dollars to buy a house", they won't ask you any questions or have you fill any paperwork, this is exactly how banks work my fellow grown up adult who pays taxes
Jesus
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>>8375185
observation window ya dink
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