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>>8368559

>>8368632
Even a 95% cacao chocolate square wouldn't be markedly toxic, even to a small dog.

this thread is either stupid or autistic

>>8368874
>tfw normans dont know the actual equation and spout le em sea squared meme

>>8368915
both

>>8368882
But one m&m made my dogs face swell up like a balloon

>>8369318
That's allergy. Cacao typically kills through systemic vasodilation, seizures, or respiratory suppression.

>>8368632
I dont get this meme, a bit of chocolate wont kill your dog (maybe if you have one of those mouse like small things that die just from being shouted at it will).

I had a jack rustle that would always steal my chocolate bars out from any place I hid them, and she lived to be 18. a lot of my other dogs also eat chocolate regularly and nothing bad happens (ive had 13 dogs total so far, most lived till near their documented maximum live span). The worst thing i can see happening is it shortening their lives a small amount.

Same with not giving your dog chicken bones, ive never had a dog die from that.

>>8369413
Right but that doesn't mean there's 0% chance your dog will ever choke on a chicken bone

>>8369508
It's not choking, it's sharp edges of cooked bones either rupturing or obstructing the intestines. And yes, that poster is a lazy, lucky, moron for feeding them to his dogs all these years.

>>8369002
But it is the actual equation for rest mass energy

Some normie HS pop-sci tier shit ITT, at least post intelligent STEM jokes.

I would, but it's better to restart this thread than to try and revive it.

>>8369543
> rest mass
>>>/mid20thcentury/

>>8369511
kek

I guess dogs and wolves catching birds and eating them die from it too

Does someone have screen cap of the /sci/ poster raging because the proof he made had found applications in topology and someone else got famous for it?

>>8369607
Cooked bones.
Cooked.

Cooked.
Cooking changes them.

>>8369556
more like pop sci

they like talking about "relativistic mass"